Chapter 2: Victoria's Transformation (Being written by Iccess-america)

* = thoughts

Iccess is bored and is trying to think of a new episode plot for the show.

Iccess: Who is pissing me off today? Let's see........

*3 minute warning - annoying but not good enough

La Resistance - I have nothing against the French, but THEIR NOT FRENCH! Can't they be arrested for that? In France I heard that's the equivalent of impersonating a cop.

Stephen Richards- I feel sorry for the guy because he's literally whipped. It's a sad, sad, thing. I mean Victoria is a psycho.........*

Iccess: Wait, that's it! I'll torture Victoria. But how will I do that? [Spends a few minutes pondering this] I'll ask Mrs. James Marsters.

Iccess looks at the clock which reads 5:30 p.m.

Iccess: That can't be right. Daylight Savings is over and it's not light out. [Hits the clock] 2:30 a.m.?! I need some sleep. I'll call Layna and Adrian and tell them to arrange to kidnap my latest victim.

9:00 the next morning.....................

Mrs. James Marsters: You better have a VERY good reason for dragging me out of bed at 9 o'clock in the morning Iccess.

Iccess: Be thankful, I was considering waking you up 6 and a half hours ago, but I didn't feel like being murdered that early.

They enter the set of 'Superstars'.

Mrs. James Marsters: Okay, what was this you wanted to show me?

Iccess: Patience is a virtue.

Mrs. James Marsters: A quality I don't possess.

Iccess: Layna! Adrian! Bring it in.

Layna and Adrian roll in a steel cage. Grunts and snarls can be heard from inside.

Mrs. James Marsters: What did you catch, a rabid Emu?

Iccess: Something 10 times more dangerous.

Mrs. James Marsters: You don't have a scratch on you.

Iccess: Who said that I went out and caught it? Layna.....uh correction Adrian did all the work.

Adrian has bloody cuts all over him and a black eye. He passes out and consequently slips into a coma.

Iccess: Darn, now who will work the camera?

Hunter: I will!

Iccess: Okay! Go and sedate the victim.

Hunter: What do I use?

Iccess: Since I don't want you to get hurt and knock yourself out with the needle you get to use the gas gun.

Hunter sprays whatever is in the cage with sleeping gas.

Iccess: Thank you. And now, for the unveiling.

A curtain is pulled back to reveal a sleeping Victoria.

Mrs. James Marsters: Aw, she looks a little less demonic when she's sleeping. [Worried] What are you going to do with her?

Iccess: All shall be revealed in due time my friend; meaning a couple of hours. This is going to be a documentary show!

Mrs. James Marsters: We're not using the studio?

Iccess: I'm afraid not.

2 hours later.........................

Hunter: We roll in 3...2.....1..... And action.

Iccess: [faces the camera] I'm Iccess-america and this is my co-host Mrs. James Marsters [cut to Mrs. James Marsters].

Mrs. James Marsters: Welcome to 'Superstars that Piss us off' where we well, say which superstars piss us off and what we're going to do about it. Today's episode is an on location documentary series where we will have only one guess [looks disappointed]

Iccess: That's right. It was my turn to come up with an idea so if you don't know my style by now that means no arbitrary, random, illogical, or subjective murders. I just scar them emotionally and irreversibly for life. Amazingly, I find it VERY satisfying. Who's the poor unlucky soul we're traumatizing today? Victoria!

Mrs. James Marsters: What are we going to do with her? Good question, because that's what I want to know.

Iccess: Well what we're going to do is make her into a slightly different version of everyone's favorite diva, Trish Stratus.

Mrs. James Marsters: I'm going to show a slight bit of concern and say, do you have a death wish? After this she is going to hunt you down and take pleasure in devouring your flesh.

Iccess: A little gory are we?

Mrs. James Marsters: It's the truth.

Iccess: Okay we figured we'd start small and work our way up. So, Rico, who we've also taken hostage, has agreed to dye Vikki's hair blonde.

Mrs. James Marsters: Vikki?

Iccess: I've given her a new name. Of course we've taken the liberty of sedating her using anesthesia throughout the process. We didn't use very much considering excessive usage can cause permanent nerve damage or like any other drug, addiction.

Mrs. James Marsters: You know you just sounded like a PSA.

Iccess: Fully aware, but it's the truth.

Rico: Okay, I dyed her hair, now where is the number you promised me?

Iccess: [hands Rico a piece of paper] here, now leave me alone.

Rico: [cowers away]

Mrs. James Marsters: Whose number did you give him?

Iccess: Versace's.

Mrs. James Marsters: THE Versace?

Iccess: No, Versace car detailing. ^_^ Next stop our local plastic surgeon.

As you all can imagine I'm becoming incredibly lazy as of late between updating other thing and therefore I shall spare you the gory details and let's just say Victoria came out looking human but a little bit less than Trish Stratus.

Iccess: As you know, we couldn't set Vikki free looking like Trish Stratus and still acting like herself. Therefore we took the liberty of hiring her personality designer who will....... coordinate her personality.

Mrs. James Marsters: You're on a power trip.

Iccess: You're just noticing? Besides I think it's your turn to write the end result, fair enough?

Mrs. James Marsters: Sure

TBC