Chapter Three: The Result?

I swear this is the third time I have written this. Oh well, if you expect me to be nice to Victoria, you got another thing coming. Now, back to the story.

(At Iccess's laboratory)

Victoria: Please have mercy on me?

Spike: (The Vampire from Buffy) (He is filling in for me on account that I am sick. Sirius Black is my secretary since I fired HermioneWeasleyPotter, but she will be back in my next story as will Iccess) You really expect the boss to have mercy on you, of all people?

Victoria: What did I ever do to you?

Sirius: (Comes into my office and sees Victoria) Well, besides stripping people of their titles: just for being an overall Bitch!

Iccess: Hey, isn't he dead, both of them?

Spike: She says that this is the world of fanfiction. We can bring in anybody we please.

Iccess: Good point. So, shall I take her backstage and do a make-over on her now?

Spike: Yeah, you better go do that before Ashley has our asses. (Not that I'd mind having their asses, but that's another story.)

Sirius: I better get back to work before she finds out.

Spike: She says no slackers allowed in here. You have five seconds to get back to work, or else, lover or not she will sack you.

(This is what tough love is all about)

(After an hour or so, Iccess comes back out)

Iccess: Well, I did the make-over, with Ash's instructions)

Spike: Cool. I hope she is not too horrific-looking.

Mrs. James Marsters: (I am finally better) O.K. Spike sweetie, you can go
see Buffy (I am a big Spike/Buffy. I also am a Ron/Hermione, Ron/Draco,
Harry/Draco, and a Harry/Ron. I also like an occasional Spike/Angelus.

Spike: Are you sure, luv?

Mrs. James Marsters: Yeah. I have Sirius here. Go on. (I am having an
affair with Spike, but I am married to Sirius according to my friends.
Think you can get that?)

Spike: O.K. See you later.

(Goes out the door)

Iccess: So, what was wrong with you?

Ash: (I will be ash from now on) I was sick with the flu. (Untrue in real- life)

Iccess: Yeah. How did you get the flu?

Ash: Norma was sick with it first and I went to her house that day. (I did go to her house though)

Iccess: Ah, o.k. Let's go see how your little pet is doing?

Ash: Good idea.

(We then go back stage to see how Victoria is doing.)

Ash: (Looks at her) WOW!

Iccess: Steven will love you all the more, Vicky.

Steven: (Come sin) Wow! You look hideous. What did they do to you honey?

Victoria: I have no clue how I turned out. Why? Is it that bad?

Steven: You look like the female version of mankind.

(Awww.now where is that different from how she looks every day?)

Victoria: See? I told you he wouldn't love me any more)

(Runs out of the laboratory)

Steven: Nice job, you guys.

Sirius: They don't like you either so I suggest you leave now also.

Steven: Gotcha. (He then runs away)

Ash: Sirius, why'd you do that for? Now I cant torture him any more?

Iccess: Ummm.one torture per chapter, ash.

Ash: oh yeah, I forgot. So, wanna go have a beer now?

Sirius: I'd love for a beer.

Ash: O.K. You can take off just this once.

(So, if you need us all we will be at the bar having beers. Your turn to write the next chapter, Iccess. How about we torture Vince McMahon now? We haven't done anything to him in all of our stories and he deserves to be punished for abusing all the power he has. See you when you post this chapter, Iccess)

Ya know something Iccess? I haven't been posting in a while. Do you really think I should continue? I never really had any good ideas, except for a song-fics, but no body likes them. I think I should retire. I will still do the Harry Potter story with you guys and then I think it is time for me to officially retire. Good-bye fanfiction. I will miss you all.

Oh yeah and for the record, Victoria looks like the female version of Mankind. If you haven't seen mankind, all I can say is she is pretty damn hideous!!!