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"You know, I've seen a lot of people react in a lot of different ways to stuff like this, but that has to be a first." Kiju said as she floated crossed legged in the air. Matt was lounging on the floor beneath her, in Ryou's living room.

Ryou had thrown them out of his bedroom after Bakura had fainted, possibly because Kiju had started cracking up. Thus, the two supernatural creatures were stuck waiting in the living room while Ryou tried to revive his Yami.

"You know, I don't get what the big deal is." Kiju continued.

"Well maybe he isn't used to seeing Ryou look like a girl." Matt replied.

"Nah." Kiju said, putting her hands behind her head. "It can't be that."

Matt rolled his eyes and started to reply, when he noticed something about Kiju. "Kiju! Your hair is changing color!"

"Hm?" Kiju looked at some of her hair. It was pink now, and her bangs were purple. "Well would you look at that."

Matt paled. There was only one reason why Kiju's hair would change color. If a certain girl had arrived in the same dimension as Kiju was presently in. "That would mean…"

Matt was cut off by a knock on the door. Right away, two sets of eyes turned to look. There was a moment of silence, before Kiju spoke up.

"What are you waiting for!? Go answer it!"

Matt stared at her. "This isn't even our house!"

Kiju glared. "How would you like to be a flea for the rest of your life?"

Recognizing the threat, Matt got up to answer the door. He had barely pulled it opened when he jumped back. A girl with silver and black hair and werewolf wings stood at the door, wearing baggy cargo pants and a school of hard knocks t-shirt.

Kiju laughed as she spotted the girl. "Well if it ain't Miradi the screw up. What bring you here?"

Miradi stepped inside, pushing Matt aside roughly. "Kiju! Did you turn Ryou into a girl!?"

Kiju nodded. "Yes I did."

Miradi stepped up to Kiju and put her face right in Kiju's. "You KNOW it's supposed to be Yugi who's the girl, right?"

Kiju pushed her away. "YES. But whose fault is it that Yugi was born a guy?"

"I had to even out the population!"

"I don't care!"

Matt sighed. The two could go fighting like this for a while.



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Ryou sighed as he stared down at his Yami. How could he explain this to him? What could he say? He couldn't quite explain how Yugi was supposed to be born a girl but instead, HE had to become a girl. Hell, he didn't even quite understand it.

Worst-case scenario was that Bakura wouldn't believe him, and would just think Ryou had taken up cross-dressing or something. He sighed again. Why did this sort of stuff always have to happen to him? He looked down at his hands, suddenly stunned when the changed for a few seconds, then went back to being girly.



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"Ryou should be a GUY!" Miradi yelled, snapping her fingers.

Kiju glared at her. "He needs to be a girl!" she yelled, snapping her own fingers.

"Guy!"

"Girl!"

"GUY!"

"GIRL!"

Matt shrunk back into the corner. He could only imagine what was going on upstairs. Miradi could reverse Kiju's magic, so Ryou was probably doing a few rapid-fire sex changes in his room. He sighed. That poor guy.

The girls suddenly stopped fighting as a shrill scream sounded from upstairs, followed by a loud thud. They looked at each other, blinking, before Kiju snapped her fingers, making Miradi disappear. When she was gone, Kiju and Matt raced up the stairs to Ryou's bedroom.

Inside, they found the female Ryou laying passed out on the floor, with a girl that looked very much like him sitting up in bed.

The girl in the bed looked at the two new arrivals. "What happened?" she screeched. "Why am I a girl now? And why is my Hikari a girl too?"

Kiju put a hand up to her face to hide her laughter as she realized what had accidentally happened. In her battle for Ryou's gender, she must have accidentally turned Bakura into a girl was well. Matt raced out of the room, to the bathroom, where he could laugh without being heard.

Bakura had long, strawberry blonde hair, and the biggest, brightest, most innocent eyes Kiju had ever seen.

"Well…you see…"


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"ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERT?!"

Kiju winced as the enraged spirit yelled at her. She had finished explaining what was going on, and was now feeling the pain for what she had done.

"I am NOT a girl! This is some kind of trick!" Bakura yelled in a disturbingly high-pitched voice. This new body disgusted him. Not some much because he was a girl now, but because Ryou was actually prettier than he was.

"Calm down alright!" Kiju said, trying to held back the laughter that was welling up inside of her. Bakura looked so funny when he was mad.

"I will not calm down until you change me back!"

Kiju stepped forward and pointed to his forehead. "You got a little vein sticking out here…"

"I DON'T CARE!" Bakura raged.

Kiju frowned. "I'm not too sure how to change you back, but I can try…"

"Good! And when you're done, change Ryou back too!"

"Why?" Kiju asked. "You don't think he looks pretty?"

"Of course he looks pretty!" Bakura yelled, than suddenly realized what he said, and slapped a hand across his face.

Kiju winked. "Ooo I see…" she said deviously.

Matt suddenly appeared in the doorway, his eyes bright. "YURI?!"

Kiju sweatdropped as Bakura began to scream and ran toward the door, trying to get his hands on Matt. She grabbed the angry spirit before he could reach him, and held him back.

"Let me go you freak!" he raged. "I'm going to kill him!"

Kiju sighed. "Jeeze, I fear the day you start PMSing." She mumbled. That stopped him dead in his tracks.

"What?" Bakura asked, looking at her.

Kiju let him go. "Like when you get your period." She said, and Bakura looked confused.

"What's a period?"