* Jumps around the room * I got 100 reviews! Thank you all! This is a dream come true! * Huggles Rath from Dragon Knights *

-Rath- There aren't any demons in this story.

- Cheesecake -Yes, but Bakura with PMS is almost as bad. ^_^

-Rath- Yes! * Draws his sword *

- Cheesecake -Put down the sword Rath! And do the disclaimer! ^_^

-Rath- Guess who doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh? That's right! Cheesecake!



Bakura blinked at Kiju as she finally finished telling him what a period was. It was a disgusting topic, and he was glad Ryou wasn't able to hear it. Ryou was still out cold on the floor, even though Matt poked him every couple of minutes.

"And how many times will this happen?" Bakura asked.

Kiju laughed nervously. "Every month until you're in your sixties."

There was a moment of silence as Bakura's face slowly turned red, like a glass filling with red Kool-Aid. Kiju took a step back, not wanting to get into a fight with the angry female. Catfights weren't her thing. Her nails weren't long enough.

"Hey Kiju, I think Ryou's waking up!" Matt said, breaking the slightly frightening silence.

Kiju was glad for the interruption, and went over to look at Ryou. Sure enough, his eyes were fluttering gently, a sign that he would soon wake up. She sighed.

"Good. Maybe he can talk some sense into,"

Her words were cut off when she realized her back was strangely warm. She frowned, not quite realizing what was happening until…

"AHHHHHHHH!"

Kiju slapped at her back when she realized she was on fire. She tried to put of the flame, but a Fate on fire was a lot different than a human on fire.

Behind her, Bakura held up a lighter. "That is what you get for giving me this curse of monthly blood!"

Ryou's eyes slowly cracked open, his vision coming into to focus. But unfortunately for him, the first things he saw was Kiju engulfed in flames, flailing around like a madman, a very feminine Bakura raging and holding up a lighter, and a very confused Matt, trying to decide whether to laugh at Kiju or help her.

Needless to say, Ryou wasn't awake for very long.

Kiju slapped at her back, finally managing to put out the flames. She turned to Bakura. "What was that for!?"

The spirit glared at her. "That was for all the pain you are going to make me go through!"

"I hope you get really bad cramps." She mumbled under her breath.


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Ryou sighed as he slid down to the floor next to his closed bedroom door. Kiju had ushered him and Matt out into the hall, while she got Bakura dressed and as she put it, "Dolled up."

"Why the long face, Ryou?" Mat asked, sitting next to him.

Ryou looked at him. "I'm a girl. And so is Bakura."

"So?"

Ryou sighed. "I don't want to be a girl. Why did Kiju do this?"

Matt shook his head. "She had a sense of humor, what can I say? I mean, just look at the platypus."

The silver haired girl looked at him like he was nuts. And Matt laughed.

"She was on a slight sugar high that day."

Ryou managed a small smile, before his bedroom door swung open, and the slightly charred Kiju peeked out. "Alright ladies, come see the new Bakura."

Matt started whining about the 'ladies' comment, but followed Ryou into the room. He didn't get very far though, before he bumped into Ryou. Peeking over Ryou's shoulder, he quickly saw why Ryou had stopped so suddenly.

"Oh my Ra."

Bakura was standing in front of the mirror, admiring his new form. Kiju had dressed him in a very short, black skirt and a snug blue top. He wore tall, high-heeled boots that came up to his knee, and added to his height. Kiju had straightened Bakura's hair, causing it to fall smooth and shiny over his shoulders. She had put some blue eye shadow and blush on him, and A LOT of mascara.

Bakura turned to the shocked figures in the doorway. He smiled and winked suggestively. "You KNOW you want this."

Ryou couldn't say anything, he just stared. There simply were no words in the English language that could describe the monster Kiju had inadvertently created. Kiju, on the other hand, looked pretty proud of herself, not that you could really see her face. She seemed to resemble someone who had just finished cleaning a chimney.

"Kiju, what did you DO to him?" Ryou managed to squeak finally. Bakura turned to his Hikari and winked again.

"Oh come on." He purred. "Don't get jealous, hon."

Ryou felt a cold chill go down his spine. There was just something unholy about those words coming from Bakura's mouth.

Kiju sighed and rubbed her face. "What a day, eh Matt?"

Matt didn't reply, so Kiju looked over at him. He was too busy drooling over Bakura to pay any attention to what Kiju was saying. The Fate narrowed her eyes, before pulling a large mallet out from behind her back.

She batted the drooling spirit in of the window, yelling as she did so. When she was satisfied by that, she looked back to her two lovely ladies.

"Well, what do you guys say I get cleaned up and we go out for a night on the town? Show off those new bodies of yours."

Bakura smiled and admired himself again. "Kiju, I am too hot for anyone in this world to handle." He licked his finger and touched it to his butt, pretending he was steaming. While Kiju and Ryou sweatdropped, Ryou started to mumble under his breathe.

"Please let something bad happen to him."

Bakura waltzed out the room, and started to head down stairs. But before he could make it very far, he lost his balance on his heels, and went tumbling down the stairs. As Kiju and Ryou heard the large splat he made as he hit the bottom, Ryou turned to Kiju.

"Thank you."

"No prob."



* Still hopping around because she got 100 reviews * THANK YOU!!

-Rath- You're welcome! ^_^

- Cheesecake - Not you! Them! * Reaches behind her back and pulls out a HUGE bag of cookies *

-Thatz- FOOD?!

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-Rath- * sweat drop *