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Chapter 2- Near Misses, and Direct Hits
Triforce Knight: Welcome all to a new chapter to "A Fox Huntin' We will Go", some people will be getting their foxes, while others won't... yet. Also, to some of you who are wondering why Wolfe got two foxes and others didn't, I explained it before, I HAD NO CHOICE WHAT-SO-EVER, I FLIPPED A COIN TO DECIDE WHO GOT WHAT, I CANNOT CHANGE PROBABILITY!
Cigam: What the boss is trying to say is that she's only human.
T.K- *banging head on convenient wall* *muttering* Nobody reads the fine print, NOBODY!
C- Okay, on with the show!
***Past, in the Maurders seventh year***
[James and Sirius are on their way to quidditch practice]
Sirius: So, James, what's this years plan for battle tactics, I mean Quidditch training.
James: I have a pretty good feeling about this year, we're going to win the Quidditch House Cup.
S- Like last year, and the year before that, and the year before that...
J- Okay, I get your point, but I think that Slytherin are up to something.
S- Like last year, and the year before-
J- Shut up Sirius!
[Suddenly, two eagle owls swoop down, tear part of their quidditch but miss their targets]
James- The school should ban those bloody things.
Sirius- Yeah, their getting to be a nuisance.
[In the library, Remus is busy working on his Charms report, too busy to pay attention to the lurking shadow]
Remus- I don't really see the point to this. I really need some fresh air.
[Stands up, walks over to a window and opens it, not noticing that a pair of hands is snatching his supplies, or that there is a net being placed on his chair. By the time he comes back, he's too tired to noticed anything]
Remus- I really should ask Lily to help me with this- wait a minute, where exactly is- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The net works, as he's pulled up into a bundle, which is dragged off by Wolfe]
*** At headquarters, aka the Astronomy Tower***
Random worker- Uh boss? Cigam? Wolfe has caught one of her foxes.
T.K- Really?! Well, that just leaves Sirius, Snape, and James.
C- And Draco, and older Remus.
T.K- *Whapping Cigam upside the head* Shut up!
***Present, hallway leading to the Slytherin common room***
Draco- Stupid Saint Potter, stupid Weasley, stupid Granger, always bragging about how good Griffindor is. BAH! Slytherin is the best.
Strange voice, amazingly sounding like Lexi- Ddddddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaccccccoooooo, Ddddddddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaccccccoooooo.
D- Who are you?
S.V- IIIIIIIIIII aaaaaaaammmmmmm yyyyyyyyoooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrr dddddddrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm gggggiiiiiiirrrrrrrllllllll.
D- Where are you?
S.V- Right here! *A suit of armor comes up behind Draco, and knocks him out cold* AH HA HA HA! Your mine Malfoy!
[At HQ, again]
Cigam- Boss! Lexi snagged Malfoy!
T.K- Yes, yes I know.
C- But boss, she knocked a valued character out cold.
T.K- Yeah, I know, don't you remember that I said "use any means necessary to get your fox"?
C- Yeah, but-
T.K- *Hits Cigam* Shut up, you've been getting too cocky for a second in command *leaps on Cigam, and starts beating him up*
Cheesy Announcer Guy- Well, that's all there is to this chapter, so join us next time for "A Fox Huntin' We will Go".
T.K- C.A.G?! What are YOU doing here?! Get back to my Original Fiction!
C.A.G- You haven't updated for so long, so I thought(you have to read my original fiction to get this irony) "Why don't I come over here where the action is"?
T.K- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2- Near Misses, and Direct Hits
Triforce Knight: Welcome all to a new chapter to "A Fox Huntin' We will Go", some people will be getting their foxes, while others won't... yet. Also, to some of you who are wondering why Wolfe got two foxes and others didn't, I explained it before, I HAD NO CHOICE WHAT-SO-EVER, I FLIPPED A COIN TO DECIDE WHO GOT WHAT, I CANNOT CHANGE PROBABILITY!
Cigam: What the boss is trying to say is that she's only human.
T.K- *banging head on convenient wall* *muttering* Nobody reads the fine print, NOBODY!
C- Okay, on with the show!
***Past, in the Maurders seventh year***
[James and Sirius are on their way to quidditch practice]
Sirius: So, James, what's this years plan for battle tactics, I mean Quidditch training.
James: I have a pretty good feeling about this year, we're going to win the Quidditch House Cup.
S- Like last year, and the year before that, and the year before that...
J- Okay, I get your point, but I think that Slytherin are up to something.
S- Like last year, and the year before-
J- Shut up Sirius!
[Suddenly, two eagle owls swoop down, tear part of their quidditch but miss their targets]
James- The school should ban those bloody things.
Sirius- Yeah, their getting to be a nuisance.
[In the library, Remus is busy working on his Charms report, too busy to pay attention to the lurking shadow]
Remus- I don't really see the point to this. I really need some fresh air.
[Stands up, walks over to a window and opens it, not noticing that a pair of hands is snatching his supplies, or that there is a net being placed on his chair. By the time he comes back, he's too tired to noticed anything]
Remus- I really should ask Lily to help me with this- wait a minute, where exactly is- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The net works, as he's pulled up into a bundle, which is dragged off by Wolfe]
*** At headquarters, aka the Astronomy Tower***
Random worker- Uh boss? Cigam? Wolfe has caught one of her foxes.
T.K- Really?! Well, that just leaves Sirius, Snape, and James.
C- And Draco, and older Remus.
T.K- *Whapping Cigam upside the head* Shut up!
***Present, hallway leading to the Slytherin common room***
Draco- Stupid Saint Potter, stupid Weasley, stupid Granger, always bragging about how good Griffindor is. BAH! Slytherin is the best.
Strange voice, amazingly sounding like Lexi- Ddddddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaccccccoooooo, Ddddddddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaccccccoooooo.
D- Who are you?
S.V- IIIIIIIIIII aaaaaaaammmmmmm yyyyyyyyoooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrr dddddddrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm gggggiiiiiiirrrrrrrllllllll.
D- Where are you?
S.V- Right here! *A suit of armor comes up behind Draco, and knocks him out cold* AH HA HA HA! Your mine Malfoy!
[At HQ, again]
Cigam- Boss! Lexi snagged Malfoy!
T.K- Yes, yes I know.
C- But boss, she knocked a valued character out cold.
T.K- Yeah, I know, don't you remember that I said "use any means necessary to get your fox"?
C- Yeah, but-
T.K- *Hits Cigam* Shut up, you've been getting too cocky for a second in command *leaps on Cigam, and starts beating him up*
Cheesy Announcer Guy- Well, that's all there is to this chapter, so join us next time for "A Fox Huntin' We will Go".
T.K- C.A.G?! What are YOU doing here?! Get back to my Original Fiction!
C.A.G- You haven't updated for so long, so I thought(you have to read my original fiction to get this irony) "Why don't I come over here where the action is"?
T.K- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
