The Reign of Terror - How the Teletubbies Destroyed the World

It was a nice, happy (gag) day in the wierd place with all the rabbits and Tinky Winky was dancing in the grass. He was dancing, like all Teletubbies do at some point in their lives, to Baa Baa Black Sheep.

The other Teletubbies were inside the house thingy, watching Noo-Noo hoover around.

Suddenly, Noo-Noo swivelled towards them and adjusted himself to Super-Suck. The Teletubbies were pulled into Noo-Noo, leaving poor Tinky Winky outside, now skipping around in circles.

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It was two days later when the Teletubbies came back (shame they weren't gone forever). They were hard to recognise, because all three were now black and looked as though they had been electrocuted. Each one clutched a weapon - La La - a Triple barrel rifle, Dipsy - a portable 3000 cannon and Po - a megathon Missile launcher. Noo-Noo was switched into Reverse mode, and coughed up a portal, into which the Tubbies waddled into.

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The citizens of New York switched off their TV's as Tinky-Winky restarted his loony dancing. No one wanted to watch that.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and missiles began shooting in every direction, colliding with buildings, everything going up in flames. The air was soon thick with smoke as citizens ran for it. Bullets shot out from the smoke, killing them (Yeah! Dead guys!).

Throughout the smoke, the Teletubbies stepped out, and began shooting in every direction, until the whole of New York was destroyed.

And Thus, The Reign Of Terror Began!!!