Charmed Disc: None of the characters you recognize belong to me. Rating: PG Spoilers: Set in an AU version of the S4 ep 'Brain Drain'
Part 1
3 days, 2 nights, 5 hours, 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
That's how long I've been in this place…this hell. I hate it here - all these people wandering around in the house - my house. Mine, and Phoebe's and Paige's…and Prue's. They say that in this world, she's still alive. Out there…and I could go too…I could go find her…NO! Prue's dead, and she's never coming back. I have to believe that. I have to.
You know, I never realized that I took so much in my life for granted. It was mostly the simple things, like being able to cook, and, well, fighting demons, I suppose. And the main one - to be able to talk to someone, and have them take you seriously. But right now, I would give anything for a decent shower and clothes that aren't blue. Yep. I've made an executive decision. The minute my sisters get me out of this hell-hole, I'm throwing away any blue clothes I have. Any and all. Every single piece. Oh. Maybe not my blue jacket. But definitely everything else. Oh, look. Whoopee. Good old doc's come to see the psycho who thinks that demons and witches are real.
"You know, if I had my powers in this world, I'd have blown you up the minute I got here." Yay. My voice was all snide like…it was quite easy really.
"Piper…Piper. When are you going to realize that you aren't a witch?" I sneered at him - I've gotten a lot better at that since I got here, but I'm not quite at Prue's stage yet. She has…she had this ability to scare people quite easily when she sneered at them. It was great watching it.
"How bout never?" Ooooh. I have to admit, the slight tilt of the head was a great touch. Go me.
"Pippy!!!" Ugh. How is it that in this world, fake Phoebe manages to annoy me as much as real Phoebe did to Prue back in the real world? I swear, it's as if someone's reaching into my brain, grabbing info, and then feeding it back to me in the world of psycho nut-jobs.
"Hi Pheebs. And if you ever call me Pippy again, I might just have to vanquish you." Hehehehehe…deal with that one, doc. Oooh. Finally. Someone I can talk to.
"Paige. Hi. Help."
"Hey Piper." Uh oh. Something was wrong. She sounded so sad.
"What is it, sweetie?" I effectively tuned both Phoebe and the doc out, and stared attentively at my youngest sister. Wait. What the hell? Since when did I care so much about Paige?
Oh. Damn it. Why can I never have my epiphanies at the right time? Or place? I'm telling you, it's just not fair.
"I don't know. I just feel really weird." She curled up on the bed next to mine. See, that's another thing to hate about this place. No privacy. I smiled at her, and then glared at the doc who was giving me the evil's. He's such a rat. He looks like one to. Hehehehehe. Now he's trying to figure out why I'm smirking at him.
"Piper." Ooooooh! It's Leo!
"Hi Leo!" Ewww...I sound so, well, sappy. Nope. That won't work. Okay, Piper, calm down. In this world, you're not married. He doesn't love you. Serious lusting maybe, but no loving. God I hate this world.
"Hi Piper. How's it going?" His voice sounds soo gentle…I think my inside's are doing that little melting thing they did when I first met him.
"Well, so far I've managed to refrain from vanquishing doc there, so I'm doing okay…" Cool. No sappiness. A whole lotta sarcasm maybe, but no sappiness.
"Piper…" Leo's giving me that look again. You know, I really want my Leo back. This one's starting to seem like an ass. Especially since it's so obvious that he just wants in my pants. He says we'll be together if I just admit that I'm not a witch.
What…does he think I'm insane or something?
TBC…