Summary: Basically what holes would be like if it had taken place in a more
familiar setting.
Disclaimers: I do not own any of the Holes material! It belongs to Louis Sachar.
Note: I hope you enjoy it! All the 'Bob's in this story refer to Bob IV unless otherwise note.
Holes (my version)
Mulch and dirt comes flying up out of a bunch of holes. Kids are waist deep inside large pits. There is no shade in sight and the sun is high up making it extremely hot. In other words, it was 85 degrees.
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): He was tired from digging and sat down in his hole. "Man this sucks." He turns to get his water bottle when he sees a spider on the ground close to him. This could be his chance to go home and play with his game cube! If he gets bitten and isn't well enough to plant trees, maybe would get sent home. He thinks about the possibility that he could get seriously sick and begins to have second thoughts. "To get bitten or not to get bitten? That is the question!" He thought, "Oh whatever go for it!"
Some of the other students there are talking and laughing while they dig their holes. They didn't take notice of the "quitter" look of Toilet Bowl's face and kept chatting.
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): He climbs out of his hole and takes of a shoe and sock.
Cat Scan (X-ray): "He he." He notices that Toilet Bowl was out of his hole and taking of his boot. "Hey dawg. What you goin' swimming man? "
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): Toilet Bowl slowly walks towards the giant spider and tires to get it to bit his foot. "C'mon little spider you know you want to take a bite out of my stinky foot. " As he gets closer to the spider, he could hear his companions screaming in the back round.
Students (Boys): "Hey what are you doing man!?" "Yo Toilet Bowl get back!" "Toilet Bowl! What are you doing Toilet Bowl?!" "Get back man for real! This isn't funny get back man!" "Toilet Bowl!"
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): Ignoring what everyone else said, he nudges the spider and it bit him hard.
A piece of rolled up paper, a lot like how a poster would be rolled up, flies through the school hall way. Mean while, Bob Tokar walks through the hall only to be hit by it.
Bob (Stanley): "Ouch! Aw crap!" He cries out and falls over. "Oh. " Bob gets up and looks at the rolled up paper and opens it up. It was a really good painting and because he was so into art, he decided to keep it. (Narrating) "My entire life, I've always been unlucky. Sure nothing happens to anyone else but everything happens to Bob! I always seem to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. My older brother, Bob Tokar II blames it on the 60 year old curse. Heck I don't believe in this curse stuff either but when things don't go my way, it's good to be able to blame something. That way I don't think I'm that big of a looser. For me, things go wrong all the time. My older brother says we're screwed. So a piece of paper falling from no where trying to kill me is part of my destiny? "The school security staff comes running towards him with their walkie-talkies. To his knowledge, Bob did nothing wrong.
Security (Police): "Get over here you!" "Why are you running?!"
Bob (Stanley): Looks around innocently. (Speaking) "Hey what's up? I wasn't running! What did I do!?" He puts up his hands.
Security (Police): "What's your name?" The security people shouted needlessly.
Bob (Stanley): "Bob, Bob Tokar IV "(Narrating) "You see my older brother, Bob Tokar III is an underachiever. For the last 3 months he's been trying to come up with a prize winning science fair project that could save his grade. He decided to do his project on ear plugs."
Security (Police): That day, the school security walks bob home. He lived only down the street so they might as well. They eventually get to Bob's apartment and coming out of it was music loud enough to make someone deaf. They bang on the door and wait for someone to answer.
Guy (Neighbor): Even though it's really none of his business, Bob's nosey neighbor sticks his head into the hall. "Where have you people been all this time?! This whole floor is being shaken by that loud music! It's about time you arrest that Tokar boy! The music is going to kill us one day!"
Security (Police): "We're not police! We're school security!"
Guy (Neighbor): "What?" The guy said trying to hear well.
Bob III (Stanley's father): The music inside the apartment shuts off and Bob's older brother comes to the door. He stops and pulls out his ear plugs that were extremely thick. "Oh my god what the.um I mean.how nice it is to see you Mr. Flarity (the security guy). "
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "See I told you this was going to get you into trouble! " His mom said as she lightly strikes Bob's brother on the shoulder. "Oh Bob what happened to you? " She gives Bob a hug and leaves her other son to deal with the school security.
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Dudes listen let me say this before you make any more assumptions. This is a big ass mistake!" Then at the moment, Bob's older sister Bobbie, who also goes by Bob steps into help.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Don't say anything until we talk to his (Bob IV) teachers! Or you guys are going to be sorry you ever messed with the Tokar kids! Let me see your so called "suspension recommendation". " She snatches the paper Mr. Flarity holds out and looks at it.
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Oh god, Bobbie I wouldn't do that if I were you. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Why not! That's they're problem!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): "I have no say in the conversation. This girl.mad woman does not represent me. Calm down Bobbie. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Why! You're so touchy!"
Bob (Stanley's father): "Sit down. Have a soda. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "They make me hyper. "
Bob (Stanley's father): "Please be quiet!"
Disclaimers: I do not own any of the Holes material! It belongs to Louis Sachar.
Note: I hope you enjoy it! All the 'Bob's in this story refer to Bob IV unless otherwise note.
Holes (my version)
Mulch and dirt comes flying up out of a bunch of holes. Kids are waist deep inside large pits. There is no shade in sight and the sun is high up making it extremely hot. In other words, it was 85 degrees.
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): He was tired from digging and sat down in his hole. "Man this sucks." He turns to get his water bottle when he sees a spider on the ground close to him. This could be his chance to go home and play with his game cube! If he gets bitten and isn't well enough to plant trees, maybe would get sent home. He thinks about the possibility that he could get seriously sick and begins to have second thoughts. "To get bitten or not to get bitten? That is the question!" He thought, "Oh whatever go for it!"
Some of the other students there are talking and laughing while they dig their holes. They didn't take notice of the "quitter" look of Toilet Bowl's face and kept chatting.
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): He climbs out of his hole and takes of a shoe and sock.
Cat Scan (X-ray): "He he." He notices that Toilet Bowl was out of his hole and taking of his boot. "Hey dawg. What you goin' swimming man? "
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): Toilet Bowl slowly walks towards the giant spider and tires to get it to bit his foot. "C'mon little spider you know you want to take a bite out of my stinky foot. " As he gets closer to the spider, he could hear his companions screaming in the back round.
Students (Boys): "Hey what are you doing man!?" "Yo Toilet Bowl get back!" "Toilet Bowl! What are you doing Toilet Bowl?!" "Get back man for real! This isn't funny get back man!" "Toilet Bowl!"
Toilet Bowl (Barf Bag): Ignoring what everyone else said, he nudges the spider and it bit him hard.
A piece of rolled up paper, a lot like how a poster would be rolled up, flies through the school hall way. Mean while, Bob Tokar walks through the hall only to be hit by it.
Bob (Stanley): "Ouch! Aw crap!" He cries out and falls over. "Oh. " Bob gets up and looks at the rolled up paper and opens it up. It was a really good painting and because he was so into art, he decided to keep it. (Narrating) "My entire life, I've always been unlucky. Sure nothing happens to anyone else but everything happens to Bob! I always seem to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. My older brother, Bob Tokar II blames it on the 60 year old curse. Heck I don't believe in this curse stuff either but when things don't go my way, it's good to be able to blame something. That way I don't think I'm that big of a looser. For me, things go wrong all the time. My older brother says we're screwed. So a piece of paper falling from no where trying to kill me is part of my destiny? "The school security staff comes running towards him with their walkie-talkies. To his knowledge, Bob did nothing wrong.
Security (Police): "Get over here you!" "Why are you running?!"
Bob (Stanley): Looks around innocently. (Speaking) "Hey what's up? I wasn't running! What did I do!?" He puts up his hands.
Security (Police): "What's your name?" The security people shouted needlessly.
Bob (Stanley): "Bob, Bob Tokar IV "(Narrating) "You see my older brother, Bob Tokar III is an underachiever. For the last 3 months he's been trying to come up with a prize winning science fair project that could save his grade. He decided to do his project on ear plugs."
Security (Police): That day, the school security walks bob home. He lived only down the street so they might as well. They eventually get to Bob's apartment and coming out of it was music loud enough to make someone deaf. They bang on the door and wait for someone to answer.
Guy (Neighbor): Even though it's really none of his business, Bob's nosey neighbor sticks his head into the hall. "Where have you people been all this time?! This whole floor is being shaken by that loud music! It's about time you arrest that Tokar boy! The music is going to kill us one day!"
Security (Police): "We're not police! We're school security!"
Guy (Neighbor): "What?" The guy said trying to hear well.
Bob III (Stanley's father): The music inside the apartment shuts off and Bob's older brother comes to the door. He stops and pulls out his ear plugs that were extremely thick. "Oh my god what the.um I mean.how nice it is to see you Mr. Flarity (the security guy). "
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "See I told you this was going to get you into trouble! " His mom said as she lightly strikes Bob's brother on the shoulder. "Oh Bob what happened to you? " She gives Bob a hug and leaves her other son to deal with the school security.
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Dudes listen let me say this before you make any more assumptions. This is a big ass mistake!" Then at the moment, Bob's older sister Bobbie, who also goes by Bob steps into help.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Don't say anything until we talk to his (Bob IV) teachers! Or you guys are going to be sorry you ever messed with the Tokar kids! Let me see your so called "suspension recommendation". " She snatches the paper Mr. Flarity holds out and looks at it.
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Oh god, Bobbie I wouldn't do that if I were you. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Why not! That's they're problem!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): "I have no say in the conversation. This girl.mad woman does not represent me. Calm down Bobbie. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Why! You're so touchy!"
Bob (Stanley's father): "Sit down. Have a soda. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "They make me hyper. "
Bob (Stanley's father): "Please be quiet!"
