Summary: Basically what holes would be like if it had taken place in a more
familiar setting.
Disclaimers: See chapter one
Note: thanks for the review! This story may be slow going considering it is a direct parody of the movie so please bear with me! Thank you!
Bob (Stanley's father): "Please be quiet!"
Security (Police): They look around to see the weirdest things. Stereo parts scattered around the house, a bunch of cotton in a frying pan, a huge ball of dog hair etcetera.
Bob III (Stanley's father): He sees that one of the school security guys has a CD in her pocket and Bob's brother stops in his tracks. "Whoa that's a good CD. Can I play it in my stereo? How about you give me the CD and let me borrow it for my project?"
Security (Police): They start to go into Bob's room when Bob's sister flips out again.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "AHHHH! Get out of there right now! What are you doing! This is some crap! It's not like we're going to have to go to the principal of the school for this!"
Security (Police): "Uh-huh, yes we do. This is a suspension!" Mrs. Brunzel, the other school security member looks around the room and sees a lot of paintings and pictures of art done my professional artists. "Ah! Lookie here! "From out of no where, she takes out a Polaroid Izone and takes a few pictures of some of the posters.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Hey! Um.we share this room! How can you tell that those posters aren't mine?!"
Security (Police): "There's only one bed in this room and there are no signs of remotely "girly" things in here. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Realizes that they obviously did not buy her defense. Bobbie turns nervously to Bob who was standing behind her to make sure he doesn't spill the beans. "Be quiet Bob! We don't have to say squat! We have the right to shut up!"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): Walks by. "Bobbie, they're school security for goodness sake! "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Who cares!" Later, the school security FINALLY leaves and they sit down to dinner. "This is all the fault of your no-good-class-skipping-shallow-minded-grand father!" Bobbie says pointing her fork at Bob.
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Don't insult your grand father and for the last time, there is no curse on this family!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Uh-huh! There is on all the dudes in the family and there always will be! "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Reminded of the how they got the curse, she starts singing a song. "Sore looser, sore looser, you'll suck to the end."
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): She slams her head against the table and mumbles. "Oh please, not again. Don't sing it at the table."
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Bob and his brother recognize the song and start singing along. "Nobody will like you, you have not one friend."
Bob (Stanley): "Mom chill! I don't think curses work anyways!" Even though he said that, he kept his fingers crossed just incase they do.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "I say we need to bribe a teacher to be on our side!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): Speaks while he nods. "But Bobbie! That would be wrong!"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Bob, you don't need a teacher to help you! All you have to do is tell the truth!"
Mrs. Smith (Judge): Later, Bob, his brother and sister, and his mother sat at the principal's in the principal's office. Mrs. Smith read through the suspension recommendation to see what Bob had done then began the briefing. "Bob Tokar?"
Bob (Stanley): He, his brother, and his sister all said "yes" responding at their name.
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "Sigh. Bob Tokar IV?"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): She slapped the other two making them stay quiet.
Mrs. Smith (Judge): After rereading the recommendation, she started speaking again. "I could suspend you from school Bob and what you did disgusts me so much that I wouldn't spend a fraction of a second regretting it. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "All this for a stupid painting!?"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Oh!"
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "But you already have bad character so I don't know what good suspension would do." She looked at another paper with a tree on it and looked up at Bob. "Right now, there is room at Green Tree outdoor education center. They help problem children earn student service learning hours and become nice kids. So you make the decision, Green Tree Center or suspension. "She looks up at Bob to wait for his answer.
Bob (Stanley): He shifts in his seat and thinks about it. "Well, I've never been to a outdoor education center before. "
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "18 days, Green Tree Center. "
Disclaimers: See chapter one
Note: thanks for the review! This story may be slow going considering it is a direct parody of the movie so please bear with me! Thank you!
Bob (Stanley's father): "Please be quiet!"
Security (Police): They look around to see the weirdest things. Stereo parts scattered around the house, a bunch of cotton in a frying pan, a huge ball of dog hair etcetera.
Bob III (Stanley's father): He sees that one of the school security guys has a CD in her pocket and Bob's brother stops in his tracks. "Whoa that's a good CD. Can I play it in my stereo? How about you give me the CD and let me borrow it for my project?"
Security (Police): They start to go into Bob's room when Bob's sister flips out again.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "AHHHH! Get out of there right now! What are you doing! This is some crap! It's not like we're going to have to go to the principal of the school for this!"
Security (Police): "Uh-huh, yes we do. This is a suspension!" Mrs. Brunzel, the other school security member looks around the room and sees a lot of paintings and pictures of art done my professional artists. "Ah! Lookie here! "From out of no where, she takes out a Polaroid Izone and takes a few pictures of some of the posters.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Hey! Um.we share this room! How can you tell that those posters aren't mine?!"
Security (Police): "There's only one bed in this room and there are no signs of remotely "girly" things in here. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Realizes that they obviously did not buy her defense. Bobbie turns nervously to Bob who was standing behind her to make sure he doesn't spill the beans. "Be quiet Bob! We don't have to say squat! We have the right to shut up!"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): Walks by. "Bobbie, they're school security for goodness sake! "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "Who cares!" Later, the school security FINALLY leaves and they sit down to dinner. "This is all the fault of your no-good-class-skipping-shallow-minded-grand father!" Bobbie says pointing her fork at Bob.
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Don't insult your grand father and for the last time, there is no curse on this family!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): "Uh-huh! There is on all the dudes in the family and there always will be! "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Reminded of the how they got the curse, she starts singing a song. "Sore looser, sore looser, you'll suck to the end."
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): She slams her head against the table and mumbles. "Oh please, not again. Don't sing it at the table."
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): Bob and his brother recognize the song and start singing along. "Nobody will like you, you have not one friend."
Bob (Stanley): "Mom chill! I don't think curses work anyways!" Even though he said that, he kept his fingers crossed just incase they do.
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "I say we need to bribe a teacher to be on our side!"
Bob III (Stanley's father): Speaks while he nods. "But Bobbie! That would be wrong!"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Bob, you don't need a teacher to help you! All you have to do is tell the truth!"
Mrs. Smith (Judge): Later, Bob, his brother and sister, and his mother sat at the principal's in the principal's office. Mrs. Smith read through the suspension recommendation to see what Bob had done then began the briefing. "Bob Tokar?"
Bob (Stanley): He, his brother, and his sister all said "yes" responding at their name.
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "Sigh. Bob Tokar IV?"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): She slapped the other two making them stay quiet.
Mrs. Smith (Judge): After rereading the recommendation, she started speaking again. "I could suspend you from school Bob and what you did disgusts me so much that I wouldn't spend a fraction of a second regretting it. "
Bobbie (Stanley's grand father): "All this for a stupid painting!?"
Mrs. Tokar (Stanley's mom): "Oh!"
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "But you already have bad character so I don't know what good suspension would do." She looked at another paper with a tree on it and looked up at Bob. "Right now, there is room at Green Tree outdoor education center. They help problem children earn student service learning hours and become nice kids. So you make the decision, Green Tree Center or suspension. "She looks up at Bob to wait for his answer.
Bob (Stanley): He shifts in his seat and thinks about it. "Well, I've never been to a outdoor education center before. "
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "18 days, Green Tree Center. "
