Summary: Basically what holes would be like if it had taken place in a more
familiar setting.
Disclaimers: See chapter one
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Mrs. Smith (Judge): "18 days, Green Tree Center. "
(Later)A school bus with the words "transporting HAPPY children" painted on the side of it drives down a long concrete road. As it dives, it passes a large plain like area with what seemed like hundreds of holes. Soil and mulch is coming out of them like lava from an active volcano. An infuriating racket comes from inside though Bob was the only passenger.
Bob (Stanley): "Let me out! I want out! OUT!" He screamed out the windows and ran up and down the bus. He had all of his belongings contained inside a tiny backpack because he expected the center to provide much of what he needed. At last, the bus stops and Bob's escort shoves him down the steps. He stumbles out and falls face flat on the ground. He hears some kids laughing at something, possibly him, in the back round. "Thanks for the ride. " He says sarcastically to the driver.
Weird Lady (Bus driver): "Why you're welcome son! Try not to get killed now!" She closed the doors and drives away.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): He leads Bob to a little tiny building.
Bob (Stanley): He looks around at the surroundings and is very surprised. Then someone yells out "Hey ya'll! Another "prisoner"!" There are no trees as far as Bob can see despite the fact that the center is called Green Tree center. So he decided to ask his escort about where everything was. "So um. where are the trees? "
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Kiddo, you might want to pay attention. No wonder you got suspended. What did I just tell you! Don't try to be smart. Come on keep up. "He opens the door and lets Bob walks through.
Bob (Stanley): As soon as he walks in, he sees an "Oscar the grouch-ish" person sitting behind a desk eating peanuts. The man has a whole trash bag full to the very top with peanut shells.
Man (Mr. Sir): "Hi." He says with no feeling what so ever.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Hey there. " He eyes the huge bag of peanuts that sits beside him. "Um, what is with all the peanuts?"
Man (Mr. Sir): "I'm trying to stop chewing so much gum." Mr. Thomas hands the man Bob's papers telling him why Bob is here. "Bob Tokar," Then the man's eyes widen and nearly jumped out of his chair. "the fourth!?"
Bob (Stanley): Bob was sort of proud and started explaining. "Yep! Well you see, my dad named all of us Bob after himself. See he thought he was the coolest because bob is spelled the same way forward as it is backwards." Bob explains away quite happily then realizes that the man was at the edge of his patients and would probably whack him in the face with his big bag of peanuts if he didn't be quiet. "Umm.. Yeah tradition. "
Man (Mr. Sir): He stares at the paper then tosses it half way across the room. He sits up and looks at Bob "My name is Mr. Dude. When you talk to me, you will call me by that. Crystal?"
Bob (Stanley): Laughs while speaking. "Yeah Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "What are you laughing at? You think my name is funny? "
Bob (Stanley): He can't hold it in anymore and cracks up. "Yes Mr. Dude!"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): His face goes red but tries to be tough. "This isn't an after school activity!" He goes to a little bag behind the desk and pulls out a Game boy advanced. "Here."
Bob (Stanley): Reaches for it eagerly because of how bored he had been the past two hours.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Pulls it out of Bob's reach and hands it to Mr. Thomas.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Thanks man! I owe you one!"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Yeah yeah." He turns toward Bob "You bored Bob?"
Bob (Stanley): "Yes Mr. Dude. " He said hopefully hoping that Mr. Dude would give him something even slightly fun to do.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Get used to it because you're going to be bored for the next 18 days. " He pulls out his own game boy and saves the game he had been playing. Then he takes Bob outside. "What do you see? Any teachers to keep you here Bob? What about school security guards not that this is a school?"
Bob (Stanley): Thinks that he had just been insulted considering any retard could see that there was hardly anything around for miles. "Sigh. No Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You want to try and go home? Go ahead start running no one will stop you." A few of the students there start laughing at Mr. Dude which makes him snap. He turns around and yells at them. "I'm warning you guys!"
Girl (Boy): "Hey ya'll heard him. "
Bob (Stanley): He notices that Mr. Dude had paintball gun at his side.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Notices that Bob was staring at his paint ball gun. "Oh don't worry. This is for the red striped earth worms."
Bob (Stanley): "I thought earth worms are good."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Did I say earth worm? I meant booger covered dart frog. I won't waste a paintball on you. "
Bob (Stanley): "I won't try and go home Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "We have a genius here! No really Tokar. No one will want to try and go home you know why?"
Bob (Stanley): Shakes his head.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "We have the only entertainment for miles! Our own little game room. You want to run away them gangsters will pickpocket you clean by the end of your third hour away from here. "
Bob (Stanley): He thinks about having NO entertainment and freaks out. "NOOOOOOOOO!" After a much needed scream, Bob turned his attention back to Mr. Dude.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): He frowns then takes Bob to a little shed. Inside were mini-shovels, trowels and other gardening materials. "Undress."
Bob (Stanley): "Oh my god what right now?!" Stares at Mr. Dude as if he was crazy but when a glare is returned, he does as Mr. Dude asks. "Um.ok. "
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Starts fumbling through the shed and pulls out a set of clothing. A cheap orange "no-drugs" t-shirt, and a pair of nasty looking orange, or was once orange, pants. "You get one set of clothes. You wear them for work and for relaxation. It's not our problem if you sweat too much so you are in charge of washing your own clothes. Is that clear?"
Bob (Stanley): "Ew. Yeah Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You have to dig one ditch each day, three feet in depth and three in diameter. We're going to plant trees in them when the saplings get delivered (which will not be anytime soon). Your shovel is your ruler. The slower you dig, the longer you will be out there without something fun to do. You need to be alert for frogs and tarantulas. "
Bob (Stanley): Bob, who just so happens to have arachnophobia jumps at the thought of spiders. "Tarantulas?"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You leave them alone and they will leave you alone generally. Being bitten by a spider is not the worst thing that could happen to you. You won't die generally. I'm just kidding you, you won't. BUT you don't want to get bitten by one of those booger frogs. That's the worst thing that could happen. You WILL die if you aren't grossed out by them first. A slow, painful, and extremely nasty death."
Disclaimers: See chapter one
Note: Thanks for reviewing again! The reviews really inspire me. Anyways I know you are all eager to "get to the good part". Next chapter will be more exciting. Thanks again!
Mrs. Smith (Judge): "18 days, Green Tree Center. "
(Later)A school bus with the words "transporting HAPPY children" painted on the side of it drives down a long concrete road. As it dives, it passes a large plain like area with what seemed like hundreds of holes. Soil and mulch is coming out of them like lava from an active volcano. An infuriating racket comes from inside though Bob was the only passenger.
Bob (Stanley): "Let me out! I want out! OUT!" He screamed out the windows and ran up and down the bus. He had all of his belongings contained inside a tiny backpack because he expected the center to provide much of what he needed. At last, the bus stops and Bob's escort shoves him down the steps. He stumbles out and falls face flat on the ground. He hears some kids laughing at something, possibly him, in the back round. "Thanks for the ride. " He says sarcastically to the driver.
Weird Lady (Bus driver): "Why you're welcome son! Try not to get killed now!" She closed the doors and drives away.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): He leads Bob to a little tiny building.
Bob (Stanley): He looks around at the surroundings and is very surprised. Then someone yells out "Hey ya'll! Another "prisoner"!" There are no trees as far as Bob can see despite the fact that the center is called Green Tree center. So he decided to ask his escort about where everything was. "So um. where are the trees? "
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Kiddo, you might want to pay attention. No wonder you got suspended. What did I just tell you! Don't try to be smart. Come on keep up. "He opens the door and lets Bob walks through.
Bob (Stanley): As soon as he walks in, he sees an "Oscar the grouch-ish" person sitting behind a desk eating peanuts. The man has a whole trash bag full to the very top with peanut shells.
Man (Mr. Sir): "Hi." He says with no feeling what so ever.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Hey there. " He eyes the huge bag of peanuts that sits beside him. "Um, what is with all the peanuts?"
Man (Mr. Sir): "I'm trying to stop chewing so much gum." Mr. Thomas hands the man Bob's papers telling him why Bob is here. "Bob Tokar," Then the man's eyes widen and nearly jumped out of his chair. "the fourth!?"
Bob (Stanley): Bob was sort of proud and started explaining. "Yep! Well you see, my dad named all of us Bob after himself. See he thought he was the coolest because bob is spelled the same way forward as it is backwards." Bob explains away quite happily then realizes that the man was at the edge of his patients and would probably whack him in the face with his big bag of peanuts if he didn't be quiet. "Umm.. Yeah tradition. "
Man (Mr. Sir): He stares at the paper then tosses it half way across the room. He sits up and looks at Bob "My name is Mr. Dude. When you talk to me, you will call me by that. Crystal?"
Bob (Stanley): Laughs while speaking. "Yeah Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "What are you laughing at? You think my name is funny? "
Bob (Stanley): He can't hold it in anymore and cracks up. "Yes Mr. Dude!"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): His face goes red but tries to be tough. "This isn't an after school activity!" He goes to a little bag behind the desk and pulls out a Game boy advanced. "Here."
Bob (Stanley): Reaches for it eagerly because of how bored he had been the past two hours.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Pulls it out of Bob's reach and hands it to Mr. Thomas.
Mr. Thomas (Escort): "Thanks man! I owe you one!"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Yeah yeah." He turns toward Bob "You bored Bob?"
Bob (Stanley): "Yes Mr. Dude. " He said hopefully hoping that Mr. Dude would give him something even slightly fun to do.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Get used to it because you're going to be bored for the next 18 days. " He pulls out his own game boy and saves the game he had been playing. Then he takes Bob outside. "What do you see? Any teachers to keep you here Bob? What about school security guards not that this is a school?"
Bob (Stanley): Thinks that he had just been insulted considering any retard could see that there was hardly anything around for miles. "Sigh. No Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You want to try and go home? Go ahead start running no one will stop you." A few of the students there start laughing at Mr. Dude which makes him snap. He turns around and yells at them. "I'm warning you guys!"
Girl (Boy): "Hey ya'll heard him. "
Bob (Stanley): He notices that Mr. Dude had paintball gun at his side.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Notices that Bob was staring at his paint ball gun. "Oh don't worry. This is for the red striped earth worms."
Bob (Stanley): "I thought earth worms are good."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "Did I say earth worm? I meant booger covered dart frog. I won't waste a paintball on you. "
Bob (Stanley): "I won't try and go home Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "We have a genius here! No really Tokar. No one will want to try and go home you know why?"
Bob (Stanley): Shakes his head.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "We have the only entertainment for miles! Our own little game room. You want to run away them gangsters will pickpocket you clean by the end of your third hour away from here. "
Bob (Stanley): He thinks about having NO entertainment and freaks out. "NOOOOOOOOO!" After a much needed scream, Bob turned his attention back to Mr. Dude.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): He frowns then takes Bob to a little shed. Inside were mini-shovels, trowels and other gardening materials. "Undress."
Bob (Stanley): "Oh my god what right now?!" Stares at Mr. Dude as if he was crazy but when a glare is returned, he does as Mr. Dude asks. "Um.ok. "
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Starts fumbling through the shed and pulls out a set of clothing. A cheap orange "no-drugs" t-shirt, and a pair of nasty looking orange, or was once orange, pants. "You get one set of clothes. You wear them for work and for relaxation. It's not our problem if you sweat too much so you are in charge of washing your own clothes. Is that clear?"
Bob (Stanley): "Ew. Yeah Mr. Dude."
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You have to dig one ditch each day, three feet in depth and three in diameter. We're going to plant trees in them when the saplings get delivered (which will not be anytime soon). Your shovel is your ruler. The slower you dig, the longer you will be out there without something fun to do. You need to be alert for frogs and tarantulas. "
Bob (Stanley): Bob, who just so happens to have arachnophobia jumps at the thought of spiders. "Tarantulas?"
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You leave them alone and they will leave you alone generally. Being bitten by a spider is not the worst thing that could happen to you. You won't die generally. I'm just kidding you, you won't. BUT you don't want to get bitten by one of those booger frogs. That's the worst thing that could happen. You WILL die if you aren't grossed out by them first. A slow, painful, and extremely nasty death."
