Summary: Basically what holes would be like if it had taken place in a more
familiar setting.
Disclaimers: See chapter one
Note: Well in the chapter you get to see everyone in Bob's cabin (tent D) I know a lot of you have been waiting just to see the 'boys' so I didn't want to keep you waiting. Thanks for reviewing!
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You leave them alone and they will leave you alone generally. Being bitten by a spider is not the worst thing that could happen to you. You won't die generally. I'm just kidding you, you won't. BUT you don't want to get bitten by one of those booger frogs. That's the worst thing that could happen. You WILL die if you aren't grossed out by them first. A slow, painful, and extremely nasty death." Bob (Stanley): He is a little freaked out about the frog but at that moment, a short little high school student comes in.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Bob Tokar! I just want you to know that you may have done a lot of bad things at school but that doesn't automatically make you a bad student! I have a lot of respect for you Bob!" She sees the look on Bob's face and introduces herself. "I'm Kicuras (Key-cure-az), NOT Kick- your-ass, your councilor.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Rolls his eyes. "You know what, you want to talk about that, I'm out of here." He gets out of the way and heads back toward the welcome center. "Give him some gloves, tickets, and whatever."
Kicuras (Pendanski): The little high school student leads Bob to where he will be staying. "You'll stay in the D-Cabin. 'D' Stands for Disgusting." She walks around pointing to things. "There's the dining hall, there's the recreation room, and at the back of your cabin, are the showers. In the showers, there's only one knob and there's only ONE temperature, burning hot."
Bob (Stanley): Cringes at the thought of burning hot water at the end of a burning hot day.
Kicuras (Pendanski): She stops in front of a nicer looking cabin which sits under an oak tree (Which is the only big tree around for miles) "That's the Coordinator's cabin and that's the numero uno rule at Green Tree Center, do not mess with the Coordinator. "
Bob (Stanley): "Yeah I was about to say, I mean, he looked kind of.pissed off. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Oh who Mr. Dude?! He's not the Coordinator, though he wants to take the job, he's just a little crabby because he stopped chewing gum so much." Just then two boys and a girl come walking towards them. They were all holding shovels and gardening tools.
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Hey Dad, who's the drop-out?" The African-American boy asked Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "This is Bob."
Perfume (Arm-pit): The girl speaks up "So what's happening with Toilet- Bowl?"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Oh Patrick won't be coming back, he's still at home resting." Then he introduced Bob to the group of kids. "Bob, meet Charlie, Andrew, and Roxanne."
Bob (Stanley): "Um...hi"
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Yo my name is Cat Scan, that's Octopus, and that's Perfume." He said pointing to the boy next to him and the girl.
Octopus (Squid): "Yep, and she's Dad." The boy said pointing to Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski):"They all have nicknames, but I like to use the names their parents gave them! The names school-systems will recognize them by. Roxanne, why don't we show Bob, his bunk bed."
Cat Scan (X-ray): Perfume looks to Cat Scan as if asking for permission and he nods. "Go ahead foo. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): He leads Bob and the other kids inside cabin D. They bring Bob to this bunk bed with a mattress that was stained with who knows what. "Welcome to your home for the next 18 days Bob! "
Perfume (Arm-pit): "Toilet Bowl slept here." She said tapping the low bunk then standing up and banging her head on the top. "Ah crap!"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Keep your bunk clean."
Bob (Stanley): He stares at the soiled thing and was about to throw up at the sight of it. "I'll try." Then two girls, one Hispanic and one Asian, walk in both carrying shovels.
Vacuum (Magnet): "Yo, I'm Vacuum, and that's Squiggle." She said pointing to the taller girl with a slightly mental look to her.
Bob (Stanley): "Hi." He said reluctantly especially because this Squiggle girl stared at him with an unwelcoming look.
Vacuum (Magnet): She walks over to her bunk where something was missing. She noticed that Perfume had it and yelled at her. "What did I tell you about leaving that thing right there girl!"
Kicuras (Pendanski): She walks over to a bunk where a really tall boy was sleeping. "And this is Nada. Say hello to Bob, Nada." The boy said nothing and keeps on trying to sleep. "You know why we call him Nada? Because there's nothing going on in his bird sized brain!" She scruffs up his hair trying to wake him up but as usual, he says nothing and does nothing.
Squiggle (Zigzag): "Did you tell him about the frogs?"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Connie, lets not scare Bob."
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Her name is not Connie. It's Squiggle all right?" Cat scan said correcting Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Bob, if you have any questions just as Roxanne! Roxanne will be your tutor. "
Perfume (Arm-pit): Looks kind of sad because she got chosen. All the other kids started laughing.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Got that Roxanne?"
Perfume (Arm-pit): "Yeah whatever. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): "I'm counting on you! It should be no labor, be nice to your neighbor! "With that, she leaves the cabin singing "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."
Disclaimers: See chapter one
Note: Well in the chapter you get to see everyone in Bob's cabin (tent D) I know a lot of you have been waiting just to see the 'boys' so I didn't want to keep you waiting. Thanks for reviewing!
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): "You leave them alone and they will leave you alone generally. Being bitten by a spider is not the worst thing that could happen to you. You won't die generally. I'm just kidding you, you won't. BUT you don't want to get bitten by one of those booger frogs. That's the worst thing that could happen. You WILL die if you aren't grossed out by them first. A slow, painful, and extremely nasty death." Bob (Stanley): He is a little freaked out about the frog but at that moment, a short little high school student comes in.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Bob Tokar! I just want you to know that you may have done a lot of bad things at school but that doesn't automatically make you a bad student! I have a lot of respect for you Bob!" She sees the look on Bob's face and introduces herself. "I'm Kicuras (Key-cure-az), NOT Kick- your-ass, your councilor.
Mr. Dude (Mr. Sir): Rolls his eyes. "You know what, you want to talk about that, I'm out of here." He gets out of the way and heads back toward the welcome center. "Give him some gloves, tickets, and whatever."
Kicuras (Pendanski): The little high school student leads Bob to where he will be staying. "You'll stay in the D-Cabin. 'D' Stands for Disgusting." She walks around pointing to things. "There's the dining hall, there's the recreation room, and at the back of your cabin, are the showers. In the showers, there's only one knob and there's only ONE temperature, burning hot."
Bob (Stanley): Cringes at the thought of burning hot water at the end of a burning hot day.
Kicuras (Pendanski): She stops in front of a nicer looking cabin which sits under an oak tree (Which is the only big tree around for miles) "That's the Coordinator's cabin and that's the numero uno rule at Green Tree Center, do not mess with the Coordinator. "
Bob (Stanley): "Yeah I was about to say, I mean, he looked kind of.pissed off. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Oh who Mr. Dude?! He's not the Coordinator, though he wants to take the job, he's just a little crabby because he stopped chewing gum so much." Just then two boys and a girl come walking towards them. They were all holding shovels and gardening tools.
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Hey Dad, who's the drop-out?" The African-American boy asked Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "This is Bob."
Perfume (Arm-pit): The girl speaks up "So what's happening with Toilet- Bowl?"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Oh Patrick won't be coming back, he's still at home resting." Then he introduced Bob to the group of kids. "Bob, meet Charlie, Andrew, and Roxanne."
Bob (Stanley): "Um...hi"
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Yo my name is Cat Scan, that's Octopus, and that's Perfume." He said pointing to the boy next to him and the girl.
Octopus (Squid): "Yep, and she's Dad." The boy said pointing to Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski):"They all have nicknames, but I like to use the names their parents gave them! The names school-systems will recognize them by. Roxanne, why don't we show Bob, his bunk bed."
Cat Scan (X-ray): Perfume looks to Cat Scan as if asking for permission and he nods. "Go ahead foo. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): He leads Bob and the other kids inside cabin D. They bring Bob to this bunk bed with a mattress that was stained with who knows what. "Welcome to your home for the next 18 days Bob! "
Perfume (Arm-pit): "Toilet Bowl slept here." She said tapping the low bunk then standing up and banging her head on the top. "Ah crap!"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Keep your bunk clean."
Bob (Stanley): He stares at the soiled thing and was about to throw up at the sight of it. "I'll try." Then two girls, one Hispanic and one Asian, walk in both carrying shovels.
Vacuum (Magnet): "Yo, I'm Vacuum, and that's Squiggle." She said pointing to the taller girl with a slightly mental look to her.
Bob (Stanley): "Hi." He said reluctantly especially because this Squiggle girl stared at him with an unwelcoming look.
Vacuum (Magnet): She walks over to her bunk where something was missing. She noticed that Perfume had it and yelled at her. "What did I tell you about leaving that thing right there girl!"
Kicuras (Pendanski): She walks over to a bunk where a really tall boy was sleeping. "And this is Nada. Say hello to Bob, Nada." The boy said nothing and keeps on trying to sleep. "You know why we call him Nada? Because there's nothing going on in his bird sized brain!" She scruffs up his hair trying to wake him up but as usual, he says nothing and does nothing.
Squiggle (Zigzag): "Did you tell him about the frogs?"
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Connie, lets not scare Bob."
Cat Scan (X-ray): "Her name is not Connie. It's Squiggle all right?" Cat scan said correcting Kicuras.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Bob, if you have any questions just as Roxanne! Roxanne will be your tutor. "
Perfume (Arm-pit): Looks kind of sad because she got chosen. All the other kids started laughing.
Kicuras (Pendanski): "Got that Roxanne?"
Perfume (Arm-pit): "Yeah whatever. "
Kicuras (Pendanski): "I'm counting on you! It should be no labor, be nice to your neighbor! "With that, she leaves the cabin singing "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."
