Misbehav'in

I don't own anyone except my cat Toni, and even then she probably owns me.
Big thanks to Gub man for reading it first and helping me.

An alarm clock goes off on the hippest pop station on the radio. Light peaks through the window of Jean's room and shines on her skin, highlighting her perfect complexion. She lifted herself out of bed with her mental powers while at the same time turns off the radio and fixes her bed. During all of this, she noticed little pieces of hair, red hair, falling from her nightgown and to the floor. Perplex, she looks towards her pillow and notices more of the same red hair all over. "How strange" she ponders to herself, "I wonder where all this red hair is coming from". A little disturbed, she wanders towards her body-sized mirror only to give out a quick response.

(Jean) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Suddenly the door is kick open, Scott enters followed by Logan and the others. All gazes upon Jean with shocked expressions. But jean gives no notice to any of them, as she is overwhelmed with shock herself. For she has suffered the worst of all thing; worst then a burned perm, far worst then spilt ends. Jean has been given the one hairstyle that cannot complement any living person on this living planet.

(Jean) Someone gave me a mullet haircut!

Everyone hold their laughter back within their throat, except Rouge who flat out laughs hysterically on her ass. "Like, oh my God, what happen" Kitty squeals "Did you go, like, ballistic on your self or what?" Picking herself up, still giggling, Rouge answered, " Yeah, she musta got in a hussy fit with a pair of clippers and got her ass handed back to her".

Scott cautiously walks up to Jean and asked her " Jean.are you alright?" Jean gives no response except for the glare in her eyes. "...oookay" Scott said as he back himself off. Trying to lighten Jean's mood, Kurt attempted to cheer jean by making the best out of a bad situation. "You shouldn't be to mad Jean" Kurt laughed, " If anyone can pull off a mullet it's you".

(Jean) You stupid $!+& (#&%$) #&$# )##%(# (##(*%#!

After three minuets of hearing words they never knew Jean had knowledge of, the fit ended with Kurt sitting in the corner crying uncontrollably.

(Jean) Why would someone do this to me, what did I do to deserve this?

Sighing, Ororo explained to Jean. "It's a quite simple reason Jean, its because you're a loudmouth scene stealing lying backstabbing over boasting suck up skank hoe who's butt stick out farther then the blobs stomach."

(Jean) But what's the problem?

"Hum." Ororo sighed again, " I'm going to get some more Percocet." Ororo walked out as Logan growled out of boredom " Can we skip all this pussy stepping and find out who did this.beside I don't see the problem, I used to have a mullet myself, looked pretty good if I do say so my self." Everyone just stared at Logan in awe that he actually kept on subject for once.

(Jean) But who did this to me.

"I know," shouted Evan, " Lets just ask the professor, Maybe he could help us find out who was behind this". So everyone rushes downstairs towards the professors office door only to be stop from knowing who did it by the end of this story.

So who did it, take a guess and let me know your response and along with whom you think did it.

Continued soon