CHAPTER 5

"JAMES I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" Rang through the common room and everyone in there knew what had happened and they waited for the next part. A beet red Lily came down the stairs and stalked over to James who was sitting in an armchair.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!" Lily screamed in his ear pointing to
herself as she had a bunch of green goo on her. "Oh just a little mixture
us maurders (sp) cooked up for our favorite Lily-bean" James said trying
his best to hold in his laugher to no avail. "grrrr!!!!!" Lily said and
then went to find here friends. Over the years Lily and her friends were
known as the elements and the boys were known as the maurders. The girls
were the best looking girls in the school and the boys the best looking guys in the school. Many wondered why they didn't go out because they would
make good couples, but many were glad they weren't going out because then
they cold try to get one of the 9. The maurders were known as the players
of the school but the girls liked to keep long relationships.
"So James, who is the flavor of the week?" Sirius asked
"um I think her name is Julie, no its Jamie no that's not right um mabe
Jasmine, No I know its Jessica im positive" James said just then a blond, stick thin, skimpy looking girl with way to much make-up on (by the way it
was on very poorly) sat on James lap and started kissing his neck. Just
then the elements walked by from left to right it went- April, Lily, Kirstin, and Rose. Then through the hall you could hear Lily say "hey James I think you have a leach on you, wait that's you whore-for-the day." Many
people sniggered "shut-up Evens" James replied lamely "make me" she said and with that she flipped her hair and the elements walked of to their end of the table. "I'm ganna get her someday I will!" James said to his friends "sure you will Jamey-boy keep telling your self that" Sirius said "hey baby you wanna go find a broom closet??" James asked the blond that was sitting
in his lap "sure lets go!" said the girl who's name they found out later
was Jackie
"god! Potter is such ass hole! I just want to rip his head off!!!" Lily steamed to her friends "yes, yes, we know Lily he is such a jackass that he
should be killed and buried we all know" said Kirstin struggling with
cutting her pancakes. "hey how about we pul a prank on them today we
haven't in what? A week? That's like way to long!" Rose said "I second
that!" Kirstin, April and Lily all said so that night they had a girls night in their dorm, as they were the only ones in it. They had pop, chips,
nail polish, hair supplies, candy, pads of paper, several quills, and sleeping bags. April was their official secretary, Rose the treasurer, and Kirstin and Lily were just the people that thought of the ideas. "So, what
should we do to them???" April asked getting out the pad of paper and a
quill "well I was thinking about a different thing for each of them, each
of us will take on one of the people and we will go over everyone's ideas ok?" Lily said "sure" everyone said "ok, I will take James, April, you take Remus, Kirstin take Sirius, and Rose take Brendan" Lily said (I don't like
peter so I wont include him.) Awhile later they all had ideas Rose was
going to enchant Brendan to start singing 'im a little teapot' every time
he heard his name, Kirstin would make Sirius precious hair blight purple with pink polka dots and also he would start smelling like rotten eggs when
ever he talked to a girl. April would make Remus go bald for the day and
also have huge feet and ears while having tiny hands and nose. But James
was the worst he would be permanently dressed as a girl (blond pig tails, short skirt, tube top, and would have breasts) for the day and at dinner he
would get up on the Slytherin table and sing "im a slave for you" by
Britney spears while dancing like her and after that he would walk up to Snape and he would kiss him full on the lips and with tongue. All the girls
cracked up when they heard Lily's plan. That night they snuck into the
boy's room and did the charms. That morning there was chaos in the boys
dorm and when they came to the great hall for breakfast the laughter that
was heard could make you deaf. Finally the moment the girls had been
waiting for had arrived it was dinner.

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