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Endangered Family
"Oh, George! It's beautiful out here." Said Marie.
"Yes. We are close to our destination now." Said George.
They had driven for an hour now and they were crossing the country side which was gently sprinkled with a thick blanket of snow.
"we're here." Said George as he pulled into the drive way of a log mansion.
"How cute!" said Marie. George led them to the door and said "stay behind me." He opened the door and stepped inside carefully.
"We,, I guess he's.YIKES!" George yelped. He was attacked by a huge blood hound. George began to fight him and Marie backed away. Then she realized the dog was whimpering and wagging its tail and licking Georges' face. George was laughing and saying "OK BRUNO! ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN TOO!"
"What?" asked Marie. George stood up and picked the massive dog up and carried him over to Marie.
"This is Bruno. He's harmless." Said George.
"Bruno, this is princess Marie Louise. What do we do when a lady is present?" George asked Bruno. Bruno leaped from Georges arms and walked over to Marie. He bowed and then licked her hand. Marie laughed and petted Bruno.
"Now, follow me if you will." Said George. There were a few people about cleaning and a woman with brown hair waved and said "George! What a pleasant surprise! You have a lady friend with you? Oh, and what a darling little girl!"
"Yes. This is Princess Marie Louise and Hope." Said George.
"Oh, my! the princess! What an honor it is to be in the presents of such a refined young woman." Said the lady she curtsied.
"Oh, don't! its my day off being princess." Said Marie.
"She is in the Library." Said the lady.
"Pardon?" asked Marie.
"Thank you." Said George.
"Who is in the Library?" asked Marie.
"The woman we came here to see." Said George. They went down the hall to a set of wooden double doors that had a beautiful design carved into them and shining golden knobs. George knocked on the door and a woman said "Come in!"
they entered the room to see that there were books from wall to wall. There was a fire in the back of the room and someone was sitting by it reading a book in an armchair.
"Good evening, Grandmother De Sand." Said George.
"George, Is that you?" asked the woman.
"Is there anyone else in the family who refuses to call you a disrespectful name like Granny?" asked George. The woman sprung from her chair and ran over and hugged George.
"This is your Grandmother?" asked Marie.
"Yes." Said George.
"Oh, well! Looks like Gregory finally has a girl friend!" teased the woman.
"Grandmama, she isn't my girlfriend!" George said as he blushed.
"Oh, she isn't? Than who is she?" asked the woman.
"She is my bride." Said George.
"your bride?" asked the old woman.
"Yes ma'am." Said George.
"Well, ITS ABOUT TIME GREGORY!" said the woman.
"Yes, so I've been told." Said George.
"What is your name, young lady?" asked the woman.
"Princess Marie Louise." Said Marie as she courtsied politely.
"Oh, George! How did you go and get yourself a princess?" asked the woman.
"I am a knight and that's how fairy tales work. The beautiful princess is rescued by a knight and they get married and live happily ever after." Said George.
"That was from your favorite bedtime story." Said the woman.
"Sure is." Said George.
"Oh, look at me! Where are my manors? I am Amelia De Sand. Georges Granny!" said the woman. Marie laughed at the red creeping onto Georges' cheeks at the mention of her being his "Granny".
"Pleased to meet you." Said Marie.
"Oh, the pleasure is mine!" said Miss De Sand.
"By the way, please call me Amelia." Said Amelia.
"Ok." Said Marie.
"Grandmama. There is something I came here to tell you and it's gonna hurt." Said George sadly.
"What is it, hon?" asked Amelia.
"they got Sarah and Mathew. I tried to save them, but there were too many of them. There back grandmother. You need to come stay in the palace with us because you will be next." Said George.
"Oh, no. my babies. They were the last ones." Said Amelia as a tear slid down her cheek.
"We have one you haven't met. She was Mathew's daughter. What she is what her name is. Hope." Said George.
"Oh, aren't you a sweetie?" said Amelia.
"Hope, this is your grandma." Said George,
"Hi! Your house is pwritty!" said Hope.
"Marie and I are adopting her. That was there last request. I couldn't contact you before the funeral because I would be putting you at risk and I couldn't travel in the state I was in. Marie would have gone Ballistic." Said George.
"Darn right I would have!" said Marie.
"On a brighter note, we came to take you to the palace and you can stay there with us until the threat is gone, plus, you wont have to travel to get to the wedding." Said George.
"Ok, but, you realize your granny is a stubborn old goat, right?" asked Amelia.
"you most certainly are." Said George.
"I don't really want to leave here, but I would like to go with you and cling to the family I have left. Now I have a granddaughter in law and a great great grandchild to add." Said Amelia.
"I'm glad." Said George.
"But, you have to promise to let me come here to tend to the garden, or I will be forced to use my authority as yo big mama to make you." Said Amelia. Marie couldn't help but giggle at this little old lady telling George off.
"Yes grandmama. I promise." Said George.
"Knights honor?" she asked.
"Knights Honor Grandmama." Said George.
"My goodness! Don't you three eat? Your so skinny!" said Amelia.
"You always say that Grandmama." Said George.
"Its true! Now get your skinny little butt over here and help me get my suitcase in the attic!" said Amelia.
"Yes ma'am." Said George, Marie giggled uncontrollably at this comment. It was true! George was skinny! He didn't look it, but he was really strong.
"Be careful you don't switch the fan on! You might blow away!" said Amelia. Marie laughed even harder.
"You know, George looks just like his daddy? Of course his daddy looked just like my husband. Handsome fellas. All of them." Said Amelia.
"You think he's cute in his uniform, you should see him in his MT suit!" Marie giggled.
"I heard that, Marie!" Yelled George in the attic. The girls began to giggle out of control.
"Found it!" said George. A suitcase dropped down from the attic.
"I have a photo album and a few videos of George when he was younger. Want to see?" asked Amelia.
"Sure." Said Marie.
"Here we go!" said Amelia as she pulled a book from the shelf in the library.
"Here is George on his first day of kindergarten " there was a little boy with red hair smiling and he had a backpack on and a white polo shirt and blue jean pants.
"You know what he said to me?" asked Amelia.
"What." Asked Marie.
"he said but grandma, I'm afraid to go! And I asked him why. He said because I don't want to be stuck in the ground. I asked him what he ment and he asked me didn't you know in kindergarten, they stick kinders which means kids in the ground and dump water on they're heads and they make a garden? I asked him who told you that? He said James told me that and a fifth grader told him!" said Amelia. They both began to laugh.
There was a picture of George in first through collage.
"Wow. He just gets cuter by the year." Said Marie.
"He sure does. Here's a picture of him with his grandpa and dad. This picture was taken the day they were killed." Said Amelia. George was sitting in his dads' lap wit the grandfather peeking over his shoulder smiling like a goof.
"I would swear that they were brothers if they were younger!" said Marie.
"I know. And they all did the same thing when I made cookies. They would come into the kitchen and I would tell them "don't even think about eating my cookie dough Andrew De Sand, that goes double for you Alexander De Sand. And you too, George De Sand." I would say it right before they were about to take it. then they would take it anyway and I would turn around and smack my husband and son then the would run out yelling "It wasn't me! Victoria did it!" Victoria was Alexanders' wife and Georges mom." Said Amelia.
"I have a video of them doing that." She said. George came in and they all watched the video. The two girls looked at George and he said What? Her cookie dough was irritable!"
"Well, I had better finish packing." Said Amelia.
"Good. I will go alert the others." Said George.
"And I will go play with Hope." Said Marie.
A few hours later, Miss De Sand yelled "DINNER!"
"Oh, grandma's in the kitchen! Call the fire department! Tell them to stand by!" said George. He got whacked by Amelia.
"I was kidding! No one can cook like you!" said George.
"Good. Eat up!" said Amelia.
"Oh, my! that was the best food I have ever had!" said Marie.
"told ya. Grandma is a pro!" said George.
"Ya! Granny cooks good!" said Hope.
"Well, I have rooms prepared for you three. Its late." Said Amelia.
"Yes. I will escort my bride and daughter to their rooms." Said George.
"Ok, I'm going to bed. Goodnight ." said Amelia.
"Goodnight." Everyone said. The three of them were all sleeping on the top floor and their rooms were right next to each other.
"Well, can I sleep you Marie? I'm ascard of the dark." Said Hope.
"ok." Said Marie.
"Oh look! Its pink! My favorite color!" said Hope.
"I'll be right next door." Said George. In the middle of the night, Hope woke Marie up. It was raining and thundering and lightning outside.
"I'm scared." Said Hope. George was awake in the next room.
"I guess being a light sleeper has its down sides." He said to himself. The thunder rumbled loudly and the girls screamed and ran into Georges' room and jumped on the bed and clung to him. George laughed.
"It seems I'm not the only one who is a light sleeper." Said George.
"Are you kids ok? I heard someone scream." Said Amelia. She turned on the light and held her candle.
"Fine. The girls were frightened by the thunder." Said George. The thunder boomed and the lights went out which caused Amelia jumped into the bed with them with a scream and clung to George. Then Bruno came in yelping and hid under Georges' pillow.
"Like that? Wee?" asked Amelia.
"Wee. Like that." Said George.
"I will light a fire." Said George. He walked over to the fire place in the room and lit it. the thunder boomed again and all of the girls screamed ant tackled George to the ground.
"Bonjur, mesa me." Said George Sarcastically. The girls smiled and giggled nervously. The thunder rolled again and they tightened their grip on George.
"My my, George. You seem to attract girls like a magnet." Said the maid with brown hair. The thunder rolled and she sprung under the blankets in the bed.
"well, everyone to bed. George, come help the goat light a fire." Said Amelia.
"Yes goat." Said George. The girls all walked about the dark mansion by the candle light with George in the lead.
Every time the thunder rolled they would huddle closer to the knight. Little did they know, George was filming all of this. He lit the fire in Amelias' room and one in the maids room and then climbed into his own bed. Marie and Hope came bolting in again after mare loud thunder and they all fell asleep in Georges' bed, including Bruno, who was lying on Georges' feet, snoring like an elephant. Marie had her head on Georges' chest and Hope lay between them.
Endangered Family
"Oh, George! It's beautiful out here." Said Marie.
"Yes. We are close to our destination now." Said George.
They had driven for an hour now and they were crossing the country side which was gently sprinkled with a thick blanket of snow.
"we're here." Said George as he pulled into the drive way of a log mansion.
"How cute!" said Marie. George led them to the door and said "stay behind me." He opened the door and stepped inside carefully.
"We,, I guess he's.YIKES!" George yelped. He was attacked by a huge blood hound. George began to fight him and Marie backed away. Then she realized the dog was whimpering and wagging its tail and licking Georges' face. George was laughing and saying "OK BRUNO! ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN TOO!"
"What?" asked Marie. George stood up and picked the massive dog up and carried him over to Marie.
"This is Bruno. He's harmless." Said George.
"Bruno, this is princess Marie Louise. What do we do when a lady is present?" George asked Bruno. Bruno leaped from Georges arms and walked over to Marie. He bowed and then licked her hand. Marie laughed and petted Bruno.
"Now, follow me if you will." Said George. There were a few people about cleaning and a woman with brown hair waved and said "George! What a pleasant surprise! You have a lady friend with you? Oh, and what a darling little girl!"
"Yes. This is Princess Marie Louise and Hope." Said George.
"Oh, my! the princess! What an honor it is to be in the presents of such a refined young woman." Said the lady she curtsied.
"Oh, don't! its my day off being princess." Said Marie.
"She is in the Library." Said the lady.
"Pardon?" asked Marie.
"Thank you." Said George.
"Who is in the Library?" asked Marie.
"The woman we came here to see." Said George. They went down the hall to a set of wooden double doors that had a beautiful design carved into them and shining golden knobs. George knocked on the door and a woman said "Come in!"
they entered the room to see that there were books from wall to wall. There was a fire in the back of the room and someone was sitting by it reading a book in an armchair.
"Good evening, Grandmother De Sand." Said George.
"George, Is that you?" asked the woman.
"Is there anyone else in the family who refuses to call you a disrespectful name like Granny?" asked George. The woman sprung from her chair and ran over and hugged George.
"This is your Grandmother?" asked Marie.
"Yes." Said George.
"Oh, well! Looks like Gregory finally has a girl friend!" teased the woman.
"Grandmama, she isn't my girlfriend!" George said as he blushed.
"Oh, she isn't? Than who is she?" asked the woman.
"She is my bride." Said George.
"your bride?" asked the old woman.
"Yes ma'am." Said George.
"Well, ITS ABOUT TIME GREGORY!" said the woman.
"Yes, so I've been told." Said George.
"What is your name, young lady?" asked the woman.
"Princess Marie Louise." Said Marie as she courtsied politely.
"Oh, George! How did you go and get yourself a princess?" asked the woman.
"I am a knight and that's how fairy tales work. The beautiful princess is rescued by a knight and they get married and live happily ever after." Said George.
"That was from your favorite bedtime story." Said the woman.
"Sure is." Said George.
"Oh, look at me! Where are my manors? I am Amelia De Sand. Georges Granny!" said the woman. Marie laughed at the red creeping onto Georges' cheeks at the mention of her being his "Granny".
"Pleased to meet you." Said Marie.
"Oh, the pleasure is mine!" said Miss De Sand.
"By the way, please call me Amelia." Said Amelia.
"Ok." Said Marie.
"Grandmama. There is something I came here to tell you and it's gonna hurt." Said George sadly.
"What is it, hon?" asked Amelia.
"they got Sarah and Mathew. I tried to save them, but there were too many of them. There back grandmother. You need to come stay in the palace with us because you will be next." Said George.
"Oh, no. my babies. They were the last ones." Said Amelia as a tear slid down her cheek.
"We have one you haven't met. She was Mathew's daughter. What she is what her name is. Hope." Said George.
"Oh, aren't you a sweetie?" said Amelia.
"Hope, this is your grandma." Said George,
"Hi! Your house is pwritty!" said Hope.
"Marie and I are adopting her. That was there last request. I couldn't contact you before the funeral because I would be putting you at risk and I couldn't travel in the state I was in. Marie would have gone Ballistic." Said George.
"Darn right I would have!" said Marie.
"On a brighter note, we came to take you to the palace and you can stay there with us until the threat is gone, plus, you wont have to travel to get to the wedding." Said George.
"Ok, but, you realize your granny is a stubborn old goat, right?" asked Amelia.
"you most certainly are." Said George.
"I don't really want to leave here, but I would like to go with you and cling to the family I have left. Now I have a granddaughter in law and a great great grandchild to add." Said Amelia.
"I'm glad." Said George.
"But, you have to promise to let me come here to tend to the garden, or I will be forced to use my authority as yo big mama to make you." Said Amelia. Marie couldn't help but giggle at this little old lady telling George off.
"Yes grandmama. I promise." Said George.
"Knights honor?" she asked.
"Knights Honor Grandmama." Said George.
"My goodness! Don't you three eat? Your so skinny!" said Amelia.
"You always say that Grandmama." Said George.
"Its true! Now get your skinny little butt over here and help me get my suitcase in the attic!" said Amelia.
"Yes ma'am." Said George, Marie giggled uncontrollably at this comment. It was true! George was skinny! He didn't look it, but he was really strong.
"Be careful you don't switch the fan on! You might blow away!" said Amelia. Marie laughed even harder.
"You know, George looks just like his daddy? Of course his daddy looked just like my husband. Handsome fellas. All of them." Said Amelia.
"You think he's cute in his uniform, you should see him in his MT suit!" Marie giggled.
"I heard that, Marie!" Yelled George in the attic. The girls began to giggle out of control.
"Found it!" said George. A suitcase dropped down from the attic.
"I have a photo album and a few videos of George when he was younger. Want to see?" asked Amelia.
"Sure." Said Marie.
"Here we go!" said Amelia as she pulled a book from the shelf in the library.
"Here is George on his first day of kindergarten " there was a little boy with red hair smiling and he had a backpack on and a white polo shirt and blue jean pants.
"You know what he said to me?" asked Amelia.
"What." Asked Marie.
"he said but grandma, I'm afraid to go! And I asked him why. He said because I don't want to be stuck in the ground. I asked him what he ment and he asked me didn't you know in kindergarten, they stick kinders which means kids in the ground and dump water on they're heads and they make a garden? I asked him who told you that? He said James told me that and a fifth grader told him!" said Amelia. They both began to laugh.
There was a picture of George in first through collage.
"Wow. He just gets cuter by the year." Said Marie.
"He sure does. Here's a picture of him with his grandpa and dad. This picture was taken the day they were killed." Said Amelia. George was sitting in his dads' lap wit the grandfather peeking over his shoulder smiling like a goof.
"I would swear that they were brothers if they were younger!" said Marie.
"I know. And they all did the same thing when I made cookies. They would come into the kitchen and I would tell them "don't even think about eating my cookie dough Andrew De Sand, that goes double for you Alexander De Sand. And you too, George De Sand." I would say it right before they were about to take it. then they would take it anyway and I would turn around and smack my husband and son then the would run out yelling "It wasn't me! Victoria did it!" Victoria was Alexanders' wife and Georges mom." Said Amelia.
"I have a video of them doing that." She said. George came in and they all watched the video. The two girls looked at George and he said What? Her cookie dough was irritable!"
"Well, I had better finish packing." Said Amelia.
"Good. I will go alert the others." Said George.
"And I will go play with Hope." Said Marie.
A few hours later, Miss De Sand yelled "DINNER!"
"Oh, grandma's in the kitchen! Call the fire department! Tell them to stand by!" said George. He got whacked by Amelia.
"I was kidding! No one can cook like you!" said George.
"Good. Eat up!" said Amelia.
"Oh, my! that was the best food I have ever had!" said Marie.
"told ya. Grandma is a pro!" said George.
"Ya! Granny cooks good!" said Hope.
"Well, I have rooms prepared for you three. Its late." Said Amelia.
"Yes. I will escort my bride and daughter to their rooms." Said George.
"Ok, I'm going to bed. Goodnight ." said Amelia.
"Goodnight." Everyone said. The three of them were all sleeping on the top floor and their rooms were right next to each other.
"Well, can I sleep you Marie? I'm ascard of the dark." Said Hope.
"ok." Said Marie.
"Oh look! Its pink! My favorite color!" said Hope.
"I'll be right next door." Said George. In the middle of the night, Hope woke Marie up. It was raining and thundering and lightning outside.
"I'm scared." Said Hope. George was awake in the next room.
"I guess being a light sleeper has its down sides." He said to himself. The thunder rumbled loudly and the girls screamed and ran into Georges' room and jumped on the bed and clung to him. George laughed.
"It seems I'm not the only one who is a light sleeper." Said George.
"Are you kids ok? I heard someone scream." Said Amelia. She turned on the light and held her candle.
"Fine. The girls were frightened by the thunder." Said George. The thunder boomed and the lights went out which caused Amelia jumped into the bed with them with a scream and clung to George. Then Bruno came in yelping and hid under Georges' pillow.
"Like that? Wee?" asked Amelia.
"Wee. Like that." Said George.
"I will light a fire." Said George. He walked over to the fire place in the room and lit it. the thunder boomed again and all of the girls screamed ant tackled George to the ground.
"Bonjur, mesa me." Said George Sarcastically. The girls smiled and giggled nervously. The thunder rolled again and they tightened their grip on George.
"My my, George. You seem to attract girls like a magnet." Said the maid with brown hair. The thunder rolled and she sprung under the blankets in the bed.
"well, everyone to bed. George, come help the goat light a fire." Said Amelia.
"Yes goat." Said George. The girls all walked about the dark mansion by the candle light with George in the lead.
Every time the thunder rolled they would huddle closer to the knight. Little did they know, George was filming all of this. He lit the fire in Amelias' room and one in the maids room and then climbed into his own bed. Marie and Hope came bolting in again after mare loud thunder and they all fell asleep in Georges' bed, including Bruno, who was lying on Georges' feet, snoring like an elephant. Marie had her head on Georges' chest and Hope lay between them.
