Darkpyra: Reviews! THANKYOU!! I am flattered. I must be funny, though I
hadn't really thought so myself.
Yami: (splutters) funny? FUNNY?!?! You're INSANE!
Darkpyra: Stop trying to flatter me.
Yami: ???? O_O;;
Darkpyra: Don't own yugioh.
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~At Kaiba Corp.~
Kaiba awoke to his over-advanced looking alarm clock. He smiled, closing his eyes. He loved the ring. The clock constantly repeated itself in a voice alike to, but more mechanical than, Yami's voice: 'Seto Kaiba is better than me. Seto Kaiba is better thank me. Seto Kaiba is -" Kaiba turned the alarm off and opened his eyes. "What sophisticatedly stylish and debonair out fit shall I wear today?" He wondered aloud. Opening his huge wardrobe, he glanced over multiple pairs of the same outfit. "Hm," He said thoughtfully, "Should I wear the blue trench coat or the blue trench coat? Hm. MOKUBA!!!!!" Mokuba obediently popped his head into the room.
"Yes, Seto?"
"What should I wear today?"
"The usual." Kaiba sighed before taking a blue trench coat from the wardrobe.
"Okay, well go and do. whatever. Go shopping if you want." Kaiba opened a drawer and pulled out one of the hundreds of credit cards and handed it to his brother.
"Okay!" Mokuba scurried off as soon as the credit card was in his hand. Seto closed the door and changed into his outfit. Then he giggled in an evil-ish way. From under his bed he pulled a few darts and a picture of Yami. He pinned the picture up and threw the darts at it, missing the large picture entirely.
"Curses." He growled.
~At Malik's~
Malik opened his eyes and sighed because his dream had been just that. A dream. He had dreamt that for once, there was peace on the earth. That was because all followed him. He should rule the world!!! He jumped as his yami gave a sort or snort in his sleep. His yami was sprawled out on the floor, drooling. Good Ra, Malik thought to himself, I'll have to clean the carpet again. Yawning, Malik got out of bed and nudged his yami with his foot. "Wake up," He said, a bit sleepily.
"Herm?" His yami mumbled. "Oh my RA! It was HORRIBLE! I DREAMED THAT I WAS A PIZZA!!!" Malik paused. This was nothing out of the ordinary for his yami, but it still disturbed him.
"It's okay yami. It was just a dream." Malik assured his yami.
"Okay, lets kill Yugi." Malik sighed, shaking his head.
"Yami, yami, yami. How many times do I have to tell you? We've been trying to do just that for practically forever."
"Oh." Yami Malik said sadly. Malik tried to cheer his yami up:
"Hey yami, do you want to plan world domination with me?"
"Noooo...." Yami Malik started off for his 'happy place'. Malik tried to block the small corner filled with pink stuffed bunnies and little dollies. The psychiatrist had said that yami Malik should be faced with life problems and not run away from them. Besides, it had taken hours to get him outta there the last time.
"Hey! What about your favorite show?" Malik suggested, piping up. He switched on the T.V. to channel 9,876.
"TELETUBBIES!!!!!!" Malik's yami ran over to the T.V. and practically glued himself to it, bouncing up and down in anticipation. "I SWEAR! The PURPLE one is cheating on the YELLOW one!" He exclaimed. Obviously teletubbies was Yami Malik's favorite soap opera. Malik shuddered at the thought of anyone finding out.
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Darkpyra: A bit longer, wasn't it??
Yami: Holy RA!!!
Ra: Yes, I am holy.
Yami: (being ignorant) YAMI MALIK WATCHES TELETUBBIES!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ryou: O.O That's creepy.. (goes to happy place)
Darkpyra: ^^;;;;; As always, review!!
Yami: (splutters) funny? FUNNY?!?! You're INSANE!
Darkpyra: Stop trying to flatter me.
Yami: ???? O_O;;
Darkpyra: Don't own yugioh.
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~At Kaiba Corp.~
Kaiba awoke to his over-advanced looking alarm clock. He smiled, closing his eyes. He loved the ring. The clock constantly repeated itself in a voice alike to, but more mechanical than, Yami's voice: 'Seto Kaiba is better than me. Seto Kaiba is better thank me. Seto Kaiba is -" Kaiba turned the alarm off and opened his eyes. "What sophisticatedly stylish and debonair out fit shall I wear today?" He wondered aloud. Opening his huge wardrobe, he glanced over multiple pairs of the same outfit. "Hm," He said thoughtfully, "Should I wear the blue trench coat or the blue trench coat? Hm. MOKUBA!!!!!" Mokuba obediently popped his head into the room.
"Yes, Seto?"
"What should I wear today?"
"The usual." Kaiba sighed before taking a blue trench coat from the wardrobe.
"Okay, well go and do. whatever. Go shopping if you want." Kaiba opened a drawer and pulled out one of the hundreds of credit cards and handed it to his brother.
"Okay!" Mokuba scurried off as soon as the credit card was in his hand. Seto closed the door and changed into his outfit. Then he giggled in an evil-ish way. From under his bed he pulled a few darts and a picture of Yami. He pinned the picture up and threw the darts at it, missing the large picture entirely.
"Curses." He growled.
~At Malik's~
Malik opened his eyes and sighed because his dream had been just that. A dream. He had dreamt that for once, there was peace on the earth. That was because all followed him. He should rule the world!!! He jumped as his yami gave a sort or snort in his sleep. His yami was sprawled out on the floor, drooling. Good Ra, Malik thought to himself, I'll have to clean the carpet again. Yawning, Malik got out of bed and nudged his yami with his foot. "Wake up," He said, a bit sleepily.
"Herm?" His yami mumbled. "Oh my RA! It was HORRIBLE! I DREAMED THAT I WAS A PIZZA!!!" Malik paused. This was nothing out of the ordinary for his yami, but it still disturbed him.
"It's okay yami. It was just a dream." Malik assured his yami.
"Okay, lets kill Yugi." Malik sighed, shaking his head.
"Yami, yami, yami. How many times do I have to tell you? We've been trying to do just that for practically forever."
"Oh." Yami Malik said sadly. Malik tried to cheer his yami up:
"Hey yami, do you want to plan world domination with me?"
"Noooo...." Yami Malik started off for his 'happy place'. Malik tried to block the small corner filled with pink stuffed bunnies and little dollies. The psychiatrist had said that yami Malik should be faced with life problems and not run away from them. Besides, it had taken hours to get him outta there the last time.
"Hey! What about your favorite show?" Malik suggested, piping up. He switched on the T.V. to channel 9,876.
"TELETUBBIES!!!!!!" Malik's yami ran over to the T.V. and practically glued himself to it, bouncing up and down in anticipation. "I SWEAR! The PURPLE one is cheating on the YELLOW one!" He exclaimed. Obviously teletubbies was Yami Malik's favorite soap opera. Malik shuddered at the thought of anyone finding out.
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Darkpyra: A bit longer, wasn't it??
Yami: Holy RA!!!
Ra: Yes, I am holy.
Yami: (being ignorant) YAMI MALIK WATCHES TELETUBBIES!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ryou: O.O That's creepy.. (goes to happy place)
Darkpyra: ^^;;;;; As always, review!!
