The List

Harry woke up refreshed and found Hedwig pecking on the head of his bed. She was carrying a thick and what looked to be heavy box.

Harry read the note and said.

Dear Harry,

George and I were bored one day so we decided to write a list of sure-fire ways to annoy the Smelly Professor Snape. I hope you do the list. Oh and I wouldn't blame you if you didn't want to do number one! Remember to do them in order! Let us know how it turns out.

Fred and George

Harry laughed and took a piece of paper out of the box. In the box there were almost 1000 pieces of paper that all had the same writing on it.

Ten Ways to Annoy Snape

Tell him you need to tell him something then do a raspberry on his face. **Note** Drink a whole bottle of mouthwash after complete!!!!! Ewww greasy professor germs.

Paint his door Gryffindor colors

At the end of class walk up to him and make a fish face. Suck in your cheeks and flap your fingers. Run like heck!

When you have to go to the bathroom tell him you need to tinkle-winkle-ha- ha

Call out his name in class. When he responds throw him a bar of soap

Ask him when there is a full moon and pretend like you are a werewolf howling to the moon.

"Boxers or Briefs"

"What color?"

When he comes over to look at your potion. Don't look at him but smack his arm. Then say, "Sorry I thought it was a bug."

Post many copies of this list everywhere including on his door. If you are truly daring post it on his back Harry laughed as he read what the twins had sent him. He took one copy of it and put the rest of them in his trunk. He went down to the Great Hall to see Hermione and Ron already sitting down. He glanced at Snape who was smoothing his hair like it would help the grease go away and he quickly sat down and showed the paper he had just read to his friends.

After a minute Harry said, "So are we going to do them?"

Ron Smiled and said he couldn't wait.

Hermione frowned but after reading it a couple times she agreed. They agreed that Ron would do the first, second and ninth. Hermione would do the second, forth and the tenth one and Harry would do the others. It was Ron's turn first. He had to blow a raspberry on Snape's face.

Ewwwww, DO I have to? Will I live to even tell you guys what happened?" Ron asked in disgust.

"We will have lots of mouthwash with us Ron so don't worry," said Harry holding back a laugh.

Hermione decided to slip away now and paint Snape's door.

10 minutes later Hermione came back with a satisfied look on her face.

Now it was time to do the raspberry thing. They went to potions and heard Snape muttering about a red and gold door. Soon Ron raised his hand and told Snape he needed to tell him something.

He went closer and closer to Snape and soon gave him a loud raspberry. Harry and Hermione were laughing. The Gryffindor were almost falling out of there seats laughing and you could hear the Slytherins saying "ewwwwwww" and "yuck" Ron was doing the same thing and ran out of the classroom.

The class did not go smoothly that day. Hermione did manage to ask Snape if she could go tinkle-winkle-ha-ha but Snape disgustingly said no. After class Harry and Hermione went to find Ron.

They found him in the common room staring at the fire.

"What happened Ron, That was great!" praised Harry.

"I got detention for a week from Dumbledore. He caught me running in the hall and made me tell him why."

"Sorry Ron," said Hermione. "It's okay, At least I don't have detention with Snape. It is with Dumbledore. I think it is at the same time as your occlumency lessons Harry. I don't know why but I think I am going to be there."

Harry looked confused.

"Well we managed to do at least the first three of the list and I will still hang up the other ones around the school," Harry said.

The next morning the hole common room could hear Snape yelling. He had apparently found the lists hung up all over the place. There was one every 20 feet throughout Hogwarts. Harry put them up before he went to bed.

Harry, Hermione and Ron laughed and ran to the great hall for breakfast.

A/N- I know this chapter is ...interesting. I just wanted to add some more un-needed humor. I hope this chapter is ok. I was going to write more but I really don't want this to become a humor fic. Please review. Oh and we will get back to the plot in the next chapter. I hope that's ok!!