Author: The Midnight Faery
Fandom: Big Wolf on Campus
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Notes: This is my retaliation for all those gothic Mary-Sues that Merton always gets stuck with. Damn them all to hell!
Summary: Merton meets his dream girl. The strange thing is, she's not goth!
It is a dark, dreary day. Merton sits alone, eating lunch. Tommy and Lori are both out sick for the day. He sighs and looks at the clock. Lunch is almost over. As his eyes wander back down towards his tray, something catches his eye across the room.
What's this? It's a girl!
Merton ponders his attraction for this girl for a moment. Something isn't right here. He's fallen totally in love with this complete stranger, but something just doesn't seem right. He looks the girl up and down, trying to figure out what it is that's wrong with her.
She has long blonde hair swishing about her waist. Her eyes are the deepest shade of baby blue that no one ever thought possible. She's a bit on the tan side, and her clothes are from The Gap. She's wearing a baby blue girl's tee to match her eyes, and a tight pair of hip-hugging jeans. Her bubblegum pink backpack has her name sewn into the front: "Amber Chloe St. James."
Merton does a double take of this girl. That's what's wrong. . . She's not gothic! No black nail polish, no black platform heels, and not a single item from Hot Topic to be seen! The girl, whose name seems to be Amber Chloe St. James, catches Merton's eyes. She winks at him, then strides across the crowded lunchroom, everyone seemingly parting just for her. She almost floats across the room, so graceful, so beautiful. So much an angel.
"Hello," she says, stopping in front of Merton. Merton's jaw flops around, as he tries to think of something to say to this extraodinary girl who he's fallen in love with on first sight.
"Gwaa," is all he can think to say.
Amber Chloe St. James giggles. "What's your name?"
"Gwaa... D'I mean... M- Merton."
Amber leans in and whispers in Merton's ear. "Well, Merton. My father, a multi-billionaire, is hosting a birthday party for me tonight. Everyone will be showering me with gifts and wishing they could be me. I'm new in town, so I don't know many people. But I'd really like you to come as my date, what do you think?"
Merton's jaw flops around some more, before he finally answers. "S-s- Sure!!"
Amber smiles. "Great. I'll pick you up around seven, in my very expensive convertible."
"S-... See you then!" Merton replies, but Amber has already left.
*
"Tommy, guess what?!" Merton yells into the phone.
"What is it?" Tommy asks.
"I met the most beautiful, wonderful, incredible, amazing girl today! She even invited me to her birthday party tonight! She's picking me up at seven." Merton bounces happily.
"Well that's great, Merton!" Tommy says, sounding unsure. "Hey, I'm feeling a bit better now. A day in bed was just what I needed. Could I come over so I can meet her?"
Merton smiles. "Sure, why not?"
"Great, I'll be there soon." Tommy hangs up.
Merton runs to his bookshelves to look for a book of spells to make Amber Chloe St. James fall in love with him.
*
To be continued.
Flames welcome. :-p
