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Lack of Blood Doesn't Make Them That Stupid, Doesn't It?

Well, Rahab got his band-aid, which he carefully placed on his stomach. He insisted upon the design with the Little Mermaid on it. Go figure. Turel stayed on the ceiling for a while, trying to spit loogies down Dumah's open throat. That was incredibly nasty. Kain finally got him down by firing a telekinetic blast at him. Melchiah had disappeared for some time, but the sounds of some screaming peasants alerted us to his actions.

TUREL: Looks like Melchiah has found some slaves to release his frustrations on.

RAZIEL: I'd probably beat the snot out of someone if my skin was burned completely off my body too.

(Melchiah returns, dusting off his hands from his brutal torture over his victims.)

MELCHIAH: That'll teach those imbeciles! Now.to find some skin until mine grows back. (looks around as if he'll find an extra 'Melchiah skin' lying around.)

MIKOTO: (to Melchiah) You killed those slaves, didn't you?

MELCHIAH: Yeah, why? What's your point?

MIKOTO: Well, obviously they won't be needing THEIR skin anymore, right?

MELCHIAH: Yeah. So what? (picks up a small stone, glances underneath for a skin, then sets the stone back down.)

KAIN: Idiot! Can't you see she's trying to tell you that you could use the skins of those slaves until yours grew back? Moron!

MELCHIAH: (sniff) It's not my fault you gave me the least of your powers! Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! (runs away)

MIKOTO: (stares off after Melchiah) Poor guy! You are so mean Kain! Your lucky my new best friend Clyde isn't here! He's a martial arts master, ya know! He'd totally kick your arse!

KAIN: (whispers to Raziel and Turel) Who the hell is Clyde? (Raziel shrugs)

TUREL: Don't worry. It's just some skeleton that twit befriended.

KAIN: (ignoring my threats, obviously) Well, Mikoto. You still have not alleviated yourself of your dilemma. You caused our blood drinking problem. Now you shall have to fix it.

MIKOTO: Well, I. Umm. Wow! Look at the time! Three in the afternoon! I've gotta be gettin' home now!

KAIN: Not so fast! You're not getting off the hook so easily this time!

MIKOTO: Why? What are you gonna do to me now?

KAIN: Another week in the dungeon!

MIKOTO: (excitedly) The dungeon! I get to go in the dungeon again! Oh, Clyde is gonna be so happy to see me! And just when I was afraid you were gonna do something horrible, like release me! Thank the gods you didn't do that!

KAIN: (confused) Wait a minute.

MIKOTO: That outside world is so scary! It's so full of terrifying things! Things that'll eat me! You know, like deers and squirrels and butterflies and stuff.

KAIN: (smiling deviously) I've changed my mind. Raziel, Turel. Cast her outside! Let the beasts of nature devour her!

RAZIEL: Um, Kain? Don't you think there's something fishy about this?

MIKOTO: No! Rahab is the fishy one!

RAHAB: Hey!

TUREL: Yes, I agree. Rahab does smell a little fishy.

RAHAB: You guys suck.

KAIN: Nonsense! You heard it yourselves! She's terrified of the outside! So let her be tormented that way!

MIKOTO: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Raziel and Turel dragged me away. This time I wasn't caught off guard by Raziel's presence. I put up a fight, kicking and screaming the whole way. Well, almost the whole way. The sight of Melchiah prancing around in his new 'slave skin suit of armor' singing "I Feel Pretty" was rather.disturbing. Well, the boys dumped me on my rear outside the Sanctuary doors and slammed the door shut. I tried to claw my way in at first, but I soon ran out of breath from hyperventilating.

MIKOTO: (my eyes dart in various directions) It's so.BIG out here.and so open.and--What was that?

(A bunny hops out from the thicket, and it's headed my way!)

MIKOTO: IT'S GONNA EAT ME ALIVE!!!! Somebody help me!!!