Disclaimer: We don't own the lines used from Cool Runnings, they belong to, ah... those people... nor do we own the giant secret indoor swimming pool, that was just a little something picked up from other FanFics. Thanks to the genius we borrowed it from!

On with the legend.....

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Later in the night, the Super Troopers secretly met outside the portrait of a cat called Dog, which was the entrance to a giant, secret, indoor swimming pool that only the Amazing Three ever used. (Yet another amazing fact you learn in Fan Fics.)

The pair desperately needed to catch up on the goss from the afternoon considering they couldn't sit together at dinner. They were still in their fake Hogwarts robes, and underneath Alysha wore baggy jeans, a black tank and combat boots, while Samantha wore a tan one-shouler top, light denim jeans and massively tall knee high boots. They stripped to their undies and jumped into the pool.

After around half and hour of splashing around and yakking, Alysha heard voices, (NO! Not in her head you moron! Outside the portrait hole!) and the Super Troopers ducked underwater to hide.

The Amazing Three strolled in and Ron dove right into the pool, smashing on top of Samantha. Once again, Samantha died. Alysha pulled out her toy difribulator and zapped Sam back to life. Consequently, the Amazing Three discovered the Super Troopers in their pool.

"Sanka, uh, Sam-ka, ya dead?"

"Yah, mon. Uhh..."

The Super Troopers were forced to 'explain' their evil-plot-to-take-over-the-world, oh, hang on, wrong story, how they sweet talked the portrait cat, Dog, into letting them in without the password.

Just as the Super Troopers finished their epic tale, the New Yorkers, Nicole and Tanya, fell through the door, shortly followed by Draco and the Pork Brothers. Apparently Tanya had followed Samantha from the Gryffindor Tower to the pool, and likewise with Nicole, in regards to Alysha in the Slytherin dungeons. Draco had followed Nicole after seeing her leaving after Alysha, and the Pork Brothers remained attached by a leash to their master. Upon everyone seeing everyone else, the second biggest war of words since...well, nothing, it was the biggest war of words ever!

Through all the action, our heroines are left standing with nothing to do but watch. Unexpectedly, Alysha whipped out a video camera, and began to film the argument, while Samantha commentated in a weird Croc-Hunter-like persona:

"Last time, on Days of Our Lives in Hogwarts, we discovered that Nicole was Ron and Crabbe's love-child and was having an affair in her marriage to Hermione with Harry. Now, boys and girls, Harr's a beaut speciman, even with his many battle scars and strange glasses. He can be found in the Gryffindor Tower, but often migrates to the Great Hall to feed. Harry, as we found out last week, is the father of his half sister, Tanya's baby, Goyle, who was born deformed due to lack of fresh genes. Mr. Evol Draco and Goyle teamed up to destroy Hermione's fashion company, because she fired Draco's half-brother's, dad's, best friend's, uncle's old dog's owner's, little sister's, mother's ex-husband's new wife, Ron. Ron is also a mighty fine, red haired specimen, which is a common trait for Weasly breeding. He;s often found not far from Harry Potter, and he- CRICKEY! Folks! Alysha-the-camera-guy's lost the plot and is smashing that god-damned 'Days of our Lives' hourglass!! Wow, whadda ripper! Okay, that's a wrap."

Alysha put away the camera after an unnecessary close up of Draco's rear. Then the Super Troopers bolted.

The Super Tropers ran down the halls like crazed animals in their underwear. Upon getting back to their dorms, Alysha sent her Tree Monkey, George to pick up their clothes.

Meanwhile, the New Yorkers, the Amazing Three, and Mr. Evol Craco and the Pork Brothers were looking for the Super Troopers. They eventually gave up and headed back to their dorms also.

When they got their, they found a very sleepy Super Trooper in either common room, confused about the story they were spouting out. "A camera? What pool? What a crazy dream you must have had!" The gang were now confused beyond natural conception, and went to bed, deciding it would all be better in the morning.

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Peace, out
N&A