Snape's new hair and a secret revelation

In Potions class the next day, one Super Trooper, one Yankee, and the Amazing Three flopped into their assigned seats, noting that Snape has left a message on the board stating that he has taken "ill" and to review and be quiet till he gets back in a couple of minutes (which was being totally ignored by all but Sam and Hermione).

Sam noticed that Alysha and Nicole are missing and turns to Draco behind her.

"Where are Alysha and Nicole? Oh hang on, here they come" She says with the wavelength thing kicking in.

They then burst into the classroom, doubled over and giggling like a hyperactive pair of six year olds on steroids.

Sam: "It was you wasn't it?" (Nicole looks all innocent) "What did you do to Snape?" (Alysha tried to keep a straight face but failed miserably, drawing the attention of the rest of the class).

Hermione (grinning): "What? Nothing too bad I hope".

Alysha was grinning like a madman and the evil look only gets wider when Snape storms into the room.

The whole class goes perfectly silent.

The Gryffindor's were wondering (aside from Amazing 3, one Yankee and one Super Trooper) who had the guts to do this

The Slytherins, with the exception of the other Super Troopers, the other Yankee, and Mr. Evol Draco, were all devastated.

Snape's usually greasy, matted, tangled, nit-infested,(ok so i'm going a little overboard) black hair was hexed to look shiny, blonde with the biggest afro anyone had ever seen. Laced within the "healthy" blonde springs of hair were red (Gryffindor red) hair extensions.

Pansy Parkinson fainted

Samantha' jaw hit the floor. Her best friend had pulled pranks before but this was a classic.

Harry's face stretched into a Malfoy-like smirk. Snape spotted him.

Snape: "Potter! YOU did this, didn't you? You're the only person in this whole damn class who would go to this extent (Snape continues to rave) Sam shot Alysha a "look". Alysha and Nicole looked guilty.

Alysha: "Professor!" (Snape raves) "PROFESSOR" (Snape says "What?") I was the one that hexed your hair. Not Harry"

Entire class froze. Snape: "Really?"

Alysha: " Yes, really, really"

Snape: "I LOVE IT! It's ingenious! I think I look good as a blonde! Whadda ya think? Thought, please, change these extensions to green, please! (Alysha shrugs and zaps his hair) 50, no, 100 points to Slytherin for Alysha's amazing knowledge of hair spells!"

The class was petrified from fear of this new gay-like professor. Little did they know that this was a part of a chain reaction from Voldie's sudden choice to go gay..Dum duh duuuhh!

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Peace, out N&A The white blossom & the sunset