Beautiful Stranger.
A/N: Well I hope that you've been reviewing like mad, because if you want the story, you have to review! I have slowly gone more and more insane because I haven't been able to go on the internet to see all the wonderful reviews you people have given me. And Digimon World 3 has slowly been driving me insane too. If anyone knows where Ug Lake is in Digimon World 3, and knows how to get to it, can you please email me at pintowild@hotmail.com.
Disclaimer: *fireswan tries to hang onto the curtain so she doesn't have to go on stage* "Don't wanna mummy!" *mum tries to shove fireswan onto the stage* "Come on dearie, get on the stage, there's a good girl. I'll give you $50..." "Ok mummy" *fireswan gets on the stage* "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my masterpiece, Hopes and Dreams! Ok, I'm done with the introduction. Now, let's start dissing Namco! I WANNA OWN NAMCO BUT THEY DON'T HAVE SHARES IN MY FRIKIN' PRICE RANGE! HOW DARE THEY! AND THEY MADE OLD GEEZER HEIHACHI! NOW, HE FITS INTO THE STORY, BUT HE'S, WHAT, NINETY- SIX WHEN HE GOES INTO TEKKEN 4! NOW THAT IS STRETCHING IT A BIT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. AND HE WEARS A NAPPY! GEEZ! WELL, I DON'T OWN NAMCO, AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED I WILL GRIPE ABOUT IT FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES!
A/E/N/J/T/P/Y/O (Author's Extra Note Just To Piss You Off): *Random person watching TV*
RP (Random Person): Ooooo, the new Spongebob Squarepants episode!
*Theme song runs, then switches immediately to ads*
RP: Oh, bugger it! Oh my god, an ad which looks worth watching!
Ad: (The ad is sung in a Chinese voice, so don't forget the accent!) Easy Wear Diaper, Mamy Poko Pants! Mamy Poko Pants are extremely safe to wear, and to prove it, we asked this old man to wear our diapers. So, old man, how does it feel to be wearing a diaper?
HTTB (Heihachi The Thong Boy): It feels invigorating! I feel young again.
Ad: Yes, you must feel very young again, probably the age of two. Well, you see folks, living proof that wearing our diapers is healthy for you.
RP: O_O
*A few minutes later*
TV: We will be back to Spongebob Squarepants after this important message.
RP: HA! How can ads be important?
Ad: *Purple elephant toy speaks* I love Huggies, because their so warm and comfortable on her. *Points trunk at baby without even looking at the baby* Because when she gets a good nights sleep, it means I can too *Purple elephant yawns and turns around to face the baby* OH MY GOD! *Purple elephant collapses* *The camera is shoved to one side to show "her", the baby, who is none other than HEIHACHI MISHIMA!* OH MY GOD! We need CPR on this elephant, hurry, GET THE AMBULANCE! *The camera swings back to discover that the purple elephant is surrounded by medics*
TV: Err...... We are having technical difficulties, please stand by.
RP: O_O *Falls out of chair*
*The next morning...*
TV: The alleged Heihachi Mishima was arrested today for violating the contracts he had signed with both Huggies and Mamy Poko Pants. Both parties claim that it was clearly stated in the contracts that Heihachi must work with them only until the contract was complete. In other news..... *While the reporter is blabbering on, the TV shows Heihachi, still with a diaper on, being lead into a police car*.
RP: O_O ............ -_-
Now on with the story!
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"Skullboy? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hwoarang ran around the alleyways, looking for her, trying to find out where she must be. The picture of those beautiful hazel eyes stayed stubbornly in his mind, and they would not go way. He would go insane if he did not find her soon.
After walking around for some time, Hwoarang heard screams and war cries in the neighboring alleyway. He went to investigate it. As he turned the corner, a figure came flying out of nowhere and landed on top of him. Hwoarang spat out the figure's hair, and then noticed it was a she. THE she he was looking for. Hwoarang helped her up.
"Help!" she gasped, clutching Hwoarang as she wobbled around, trying to get to her feet.
Hwoarang was rather mystified at this. He was expecting to met her in different circumstances.
"What happened?" Hwoarang asked, looking down at the brunette still clutching his shirt.
"I was, um...." she blushed. "I was actually looking at you, and I decided to come back to the dojo later. I walked around a corner and suddenly a gang came up to me and demanded my money. I was outnumbered. I can't fight them anymore. Please help me...." She looked pleadingly into his eyes.
Hwoarang gently helped her up. "Of course I will help a pretty lady such as yourself," he smiled at her. "Now, where are these ba$tard$?" She pointed into the next alleyway.
"They're over there." Hwoarang strode into the alley, and met someone he definitely did not want to see.
"YOU!"
Hwoarang looked scornfully at the speaker.
"Yeah, it's me. I could ask you something though. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN OUR TERRITORY?!" Hwoarang yelled at him. The figure came into the light. He was wearing a leather jacket, and he was as pierced as, well, there's nothing quite as pierced as a punk dude, and that's exactly what he was. He had a pink mohawk, and his eyes were....RED?
DOV: Ok, we're going a little to FAR aren't we? I mean, yeah, I can handle a pink mohawk *giggle*, BUT RED EYES. You are so a Kazuya wannabe! Stop copying off other characters! You're as bad as Mokujin or Combot!
"I can go where I want, when I want," the punk-dude replied. He glanced over at the brunette. "And who's this Hwoarang? Your new girlfriend? I had no idea someone would want to go out with YOU!" His other companions laughed. "Well, MOJO JOJO DOJO'S, err, um, wait a sec, I'll think of a good insult in a minute... Well forget it! But I would like to meet your girlfriend again some time Hwoarang."
Hwoarang had had enough. Hwoarang did his Quad Kicks (X, X, X, X) and finished it off with a Dynamite Heel (Down+Back+O+X). The punk-dude landed on his back, and his gang members rushed to help him up. Punk-dude staggered upright. He glared at Hwoarang and spat at his feet. "I'll get you back for this Hwoarang, and I'll teach your girlfriend a lesson too!" He turned around and marched off, his gang members raggedly behind him.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Julia had been studying 'red', the new name she had dubbed the stranger. She suddenly realized that the punk-dude and his gang had marched away. Julia suddenly asked, " Who was that?". 'Red' turned around, as if he had just realized she existed.
"Oh, that was the Skulls."
"I see you two aren't the best of friends".
"Yeah, the Skulls have been giving us a hard time. The leader is called the 'Skullboy'."
"Really? What a crappy name! By the way, what's your name?"
"Hwoarang. What's yours?"
"Julia." They stared at each other for a moment.
"Umm.... Julia, would you like to have dinner?" Julia looked down at her watch. She hadn't noticed the time.
"Sure," she said. "I'd love to! I'm absolutely starving."
"How hungry are you?" Hwoarang inquired.
"Well, since I haven't had breakfast, I guess I could eat a horse!" Hwoarang looked horrified. "What is it?"
"You do realize I'm footing the bill," Hwoarang said amusedly. "If your going to eat that much, I have no idea how I'm going to pay for it!"
Julia and Hwoarang set off towards the restaurant.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
After half an hour, Hwoarang was still watching Julia eat, fascinated at the amount of bowls and plates crammed on either side of her.
At last, about an hour after she stared eating, she had stopped. Hwoarang asked for the bill, and stared in horror at the amount written at the bottom. "Umm, Jules...."
"Huh?"
"You don't mind me calling you Jules right?"
"No I don't mind."
"Well, do you have ninety-four bucks?"
"Whatever for?"
"Well, all I have is forty bucks."
"And?"
"The bill is one hundred and thirty-four dollars." Julia's mouth formed a silent O of horror.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
If you walked past the window of this restaurant, you would be surprised to discover that instead of using the huge dishwasher in the corner of the room, two people were being told to wash up using only the dishcloths.
"Oh, damn, I wish I was rich." Hwoarang nearly broke the plate in anger.
"Sshhh, it's ok. We only have to do washing-up duty today and that's it." Julia replied to him, quickly claiming the plate off him lest he smash it down to the floor and get them both into more trouble.
"Well, it still would be nice to have heaps of dough". The two washed up in silence for a while.
"Hey..." Julia said at exactly the same time as Hwoarang did.
"You go first," Julia offered.
"Well, what amazes me is, how did you get to Japan? You look as if you belong in America or something."
"Actually I am American. I came here because I heard that Heihachi Mishima lives here. Have you heard about him?"
Hwoarang smirked. "Yes, actually. But here, we call him HTTB."
"What's that mean?"
"Heihachi The Thong Boy."
"Really?" Julia stared to giggle.
"Why are you searching for him?"
"Because he knows my mother's whereabouts, and I have to find out where she is."
"Oh."
"Hwoarang?"
"Yes?"
"As you were fighting, I noticed that you make very weird noises. Do you always do that?"
"Umm, well, those sounds help me concentrate my energy."
"Ok.... um.... so, what are you doing here?"
"Well, I came here to search for Heihachi myself, so I can find the location of the Tekken Tournament."
"Really?"
"Yes, but I was also transported here by the author for this story". Hwoarang shook his fist at the ceiling. "DAMN YOU! I want control of my life!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Well well well, what else awaits our little lovebirds. *Hwoarang looks over from the corner of the room where he's still washing up and yells "I heard that fireswan!"* Shut up and get back to work! *Julia leans an whispers into Hwoarang's ear "Don't upset the author or we'll have to clean out the gutters too"* *Hwoarang starts to scrub even harder at the dishes, muttering "I wouldn't be doing this if fireswan didn't own the restaurant, I would have just kicked my way outta here, but nnnoooo, I have to wash up or the author is gonna make me do something really horrible like lick Heihachi's thong....EW". Hwoarang shudders* *I shudder too. "Thanks Hwoarang! I wasn't going to do anything like that but you've given me an idea..."* *"Oh no!" Hwoarang sighs and shakes his head. "What have I done now...."*
Well, if you want tomorrow to ever come for Hwoarang so he can stop washing up, you have to REVIEW me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!! Chapter 5 coming soon. Look out for the next chapter, and discover a deep dark secret of BB!
Oh, and read and review Hwoarang (the author's) new story. It is a MUST! LOLZ! Ok, fine, do it because you're curious. That's a better reason, isn't it? Other than me telling you to do so.
A/N: Well I hope that you've been reviewing like mad, because if you want the story, you have to review! I have slowly gone more and more insane because I haven't been able to go on the internet to see all the wonderful reviews you people have given me. And Digimon World 3 has slowly been driving me insane too. If anyone knows where Ug Lake is in Digimon World 3, and knows how to get to it, can you please email me at pintowild@hotmail.com.
Disclaimer: *fireswan tries to hang onto the curtain so she doesn't have to go on stage* "Don't wanna mummy!" *mum tries to shove fireswan onto the stage* "Come on dearie, get on the stage, there's a good girl. I'll give you $50..." "Ok mummy" *fireswan gets on the stage* "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my masterpiece, Hopes and Dreams! Ok, I'm done with the introduction. Now, let's start dissing Namco! I WANNA OWN NAMCO BUT THEY DON'T HAVE SHARES IN MY FRIKIN' PRICE RANGE! HOW DARE THEY! AND THEY MADE OLD GEEZER HEIHACHI! NOW, HE FITS INTO THE STORY, BUT HE'S, WHAT, NINETY- SIX WHEN HE GOES INTO TEKKEN 4! NOW THAT IS STRETCHING IT A BIT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. AND HE WEARS A NAPPY! GEEZ! WELL, I DON'T OWN NAMCO, AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED I WILL GRIPE ABOUT IT FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES!
A/E/N/J/T/P/Y/O (Author's Extra Note Just To Piss You Off): *Random person watching TV*
RP (Random Person): Ooooo, the new Spongebob Squarepants episode!
*Theme song runs, then switches immediately to ads*
RP: Oh, bugger it! Oh my god, an ad which looks worth watching!
Ad: (The ad is sung in a Chinese voice, so don't forget the accent!) Easy Wear Diaper, Mamy Poko Pants! Mamy Poko Pants are extremely safe to wear, and to prove it, we asked this old man to wear our diapers. So, old man, how does it feel to be wearing a diaper?
HTTB (Heihachi The Thong Boy): It feels invigorating! I feel young again.
Ad: Yes, you must feel very young again, probably the age of two. Well, you see folks, living proof that wearing our diapers is healthy for you.
RP: O_O
*A few minutes later*
TV: We will be back to Spongebob Squarepants after this important message.
RP: HA! How can ads be important?
Ad: *Purple elephant toy speaks* I love Huggies, because their so warm and comfortable on her. *Points trunk at baby without even looking at the baby* Because when she gets a good nights sleep, it means I can too *Purple elephant yawns and turns around to face the baby* OH MY GOD! *Purple elephant collapses* *The camera is shoved to one side to show "her", the baby, who is none other than HEIHACHI MISHIMA!* OH MY GOD! We need CPR on this elephant, hurry, GET THE AMBULANCE! *The camera swings back to discover that the purple elephant is surrounded by medics*
TV: Err...... We are having technical difficulties, please stand by.
RP: O_O *Falls out of chair*
*The next morning...*
TV: The alleged Heihachi Mishima was arrested today for violating the contracts he had signed with both Huggies and Mamy Poko Pants. Both parties claim that it was clearly stated in the contracts that Heihachi must work with them only until the contract was complete. In other news..... *While the reporter is blabbering on, the TV shows Heihachi, still with a diaper on, being lead into a police car*.
RP: O_O ............ -_-
Now on with the story!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Skullboy? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hwoarang ran around the alleyways, looking for her, trying to find out where she must be. The picture of those beautiful hazel eyes stayed stubbornly in his mind, and they would not go way. He would go insane if he did not find her soon.
After walking around for some time, Hwoarang heard screams and war cries in the neighboring alleyway. He went to investigate it. As he turned the corner, a figure came flying out of nowhere and landed on top of him. Hwoarang spat out the figure's hair, and then noticed it was a she. THE she he was looking for. Hwoarang helped her up.
"Help!" she gasped, clutching Hwoarang as she wobbled around, trying to get to her feet.
Hwoarang was rather mystified at this. He was expecting to met her in different circumstances.
"What happened?" Hwoarang asked, looking down at the brunette still clutching his shirt.
"I was, um...." she blushed. "I was actually looking at you, and I decided to come back to the dojo later. I walked around a corner and suddenly a gang came up to me and demanded my money. I was outnumbered. I can't fight them anymore. Please help me...." She looked pleadingly into his eyes.
Hwoarang gently helped her up. "Of course I will help a pretty lady such as yourself," he smiled at her. "Now, where are these ba$tard$?" She pointed into the next alleyway.
"They're over there." Hwoarang strode into the alley, and met someone he definitely did not want to see.
"YOU!"
Hwoarang looked scornfully at the speaker.
"Yeah, it's me. I could ask you something though. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN OUR TERRITORY?!" Hwoarang yelled at him. The figure came into the light. He was wearing a leather jacket, and he was as pierced as, well, there's nothing quite as pierced as a punk dude, and that's exactly what he was. He had a pink mohawk, and his eyes were....RED?
DOV: Ok, we're going a little to FAR aren't we? I mean, yeah, I can handle a pink mohawk *giggle*, BUT RED EYES. You are so a Kazuya wannabe! Stop copying off other characters! You're as bad as Mokujin or Combot!
"I can go where I want, when I want," the punk-dude replied. He glanced over at the brunette. "And who's this Hwoarang? Your new girlfriend? I had no idea someone would want to go out with YOU!" His other companions laughed. "Well, MOJO JOJO DOJO'S, err, um, wait a sec, I'll think of a good insult in a minute... Well forget it! But I would like to meet your girlfriend again some time Hwoarang."
Hwoarang had had enough. Hwoarang did his Quad Kicks (X, X, X, X) and finished it off with a Dynamite Heel (Down+Back+O+X). The punk-dude landed on his back, and his gang members rushed to help him up. Punk-dude staggered upright. He glared at Hwoarang and spat at his feet. "I'll get you back for this Hwoarang, and I'll teach your girlfriend a lesson too!" He turned around and marched off, his gang members raggedly behind him.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Julia had been studying 'red', the new name she had dubbed the stranger. She suddenly realized that the punk-dude and his gang had marched away. Julia suddenly asked, " Who was that?". 'Red' turned around, as if he had just realized she existed.
"Oh, that was the Skulls."
"I see you two aren't the best of friends".
"Yeah, the Skulls have been giving us a hard time. The leader is called the 'Skullboy'."
"Really? What a crappy name! By the way, what's your name?"
"Hwoarang. What's yours?"
"Julia." They stared at each other for a moment.
"Umm.... Julia, would you like to have dinner?" Julia looked down at her watch. She hadn't noticed the time.
"Sure," she said. "I'd love to! I'm absolutely starving."
"How hungry are you?" Hwoarang inquired.
"Well, since I haven't had breakfast, I guess I could eat a horse!" Hwoarang looked horrified. "What is it?"
"You do realize I'm footing the bill," Hwoarang said amusedly. "If your going to eat that much, I have no idea how I'm going to pay for it!"
Julia and Hwoarang set off towards the restaurant.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
After half an hour, Hwoarang was still watching Julia eat, fascinated at the amount of bowls and plates crammed on either side of her.
At last, about an hour after she stared eating, she had stopped. Hwoarang asked for the bill, and stared in horror at the amount written at the bottom. "Umm, Jules...."
"Huh?"
"You don't mind me calling you Jules right?"
"No I don't mind."
"Well, do you have ninety-four bucks?"
"Whatever for?"
"Well, all I have is forty bucks."
"And?"
"The bill is one hundred and thirty-four dollars." Julia's mouth formed a silent O of horror.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
If you walked past the window of this restaurant, you would be surprised to discover that instead of using the huge dishwasher in the corner of the room, two people were being told to wash up using only the dishcloths.
"Oh, damn, I wish I was rich." Hwoarang nearly broke the plate in anger.
"Sshhh, it's ok. We only have to do washing-up duty today and that's it." Julia replied to him, quickly claiming the plate off him lest he smash it down to the floor and get them both into more trouble.
"Well, it still would be nice to have heaps of dough". The two washed up in silence for a while.
"Hey..." Julia said at exactly the same time as Hwoarang did.
"You go first," Julia offered.
"Well, what amazes me is, how did you get to Japan? You look as if you belong in America or something."
"Actually I am American. I came here because I heard that Heihachi Mishima lives here. Have you heard about him?"
Hwoarang smirked. "Yes, actually. But here, we call him HTTB."
"What's that mean?"
"Heihachi The Thong Boy."
"Really?" Julia stared to giggle.
"Why are you searching for him?"
"Because he knows my mother's whereabouts, and I have to find out where she is."
"Oh."
"Hwoarang?"
"Yes?"
"As you were fighting, I noticed that you make very weird noises. Do you always do that?"
"Umm, well, those sounds help me concentrate my energy."
"Ok.... um.... so, what are you doing here?"
"Well, I came here to search for Heihachi myself, so I can find the location of the Tekken Tournament."
"Really?"
"Yes, but I was also transported here by the author for this story". Hwoarang shook his fist at the ceiling. "DAMN YOU! I want control of my life!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Well well well, what else awaits our little lovebirds. *Hwoarang looks over from the corner of the room where he's still washing up and yells "I heard that fireswan!"* Shut up and get back to work! *Julia leans an whispers into Hwoarang's ear "Don't upset the author or we'll have to clean out the gutters too"* *Hwoarang starts to scrub even harder at the dishes, muttering "I wouldn't be doing this if fireswan didn't own the restaurant, I would have just kicked my way outta here, but nnnoooo, I have to wash up or the author is gonna make me do something really horrible like lick Heihachi's thong....EW". Hwoarang shudders* *I shudder too. "Thanks Hwoarang! I wasn't going to do anything like that but you've given me an idea..."* *"Oh no!" Hwoarang sighs and shakes his head. "What have I done now...."*
Well, if you want tomorrow to ever come for Hwoarang so he can stop washing up, you have to REVIEW me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!! Chapter 5 coming soon. Look out for the next chapter, and discover a deep dark secret of BB!
Oh, and read and review Hwoarang (the author's) new story. It is a MUST! LOLZ! Ok, fine, do it because you're curious. That's a better reason, isn't it? Other than me telling you to do so.
