Voldie's first appearance and the pink tutu
That night the Super Troopers were heading straight from dinner to the secret indoor swimming pool. Ron and Tanya were already there. Nicole and Hermione arrived a few minutes later. After about 30 minutes of swimming, Hermione says "Hey where's Harry?"
They have a quick look around for him but they can't find him. Everyone especially Ron and Hermione, know this is big trouble. They all decide to go find Wonder Boy. Stupid move. They had to know they would be walking right into a trap. Like you don't need to be a neurosurgeon to know that.
While they were sneaking quietly down the hall ways, the group of 6 could here terrifying sounds wafting from an unknown source: ABBA's 'greatest of" medley. Tanya began to shake violently.
Scouring the hallways as they go, Nicole spotted a trail of glitter and sequins leading towards a door. The group tiptoes forward and Hermione unlocked the door with her Alohamora spell.
The glitter and sequin trail led our heroes to the stables where the carriages are kept and on closer inspection, our Dream Team discovered a carriage and hippogriff was missing and splitters of Harry's now broken wand were scattered on the floor.
At this sight Tanya looked sad, Hermione, Ron and Sam looked bored, as if they'd been through this plenty of times. Nicole looked confused and Alysha, well Alysha looked as evil as she normally does.
Suddenly a voice came from behind them
"Wadda you doing here? I'll tell on you!" Pansy Parkinson's head popped up from behind a haystack. Goyle's head popped up beside her.
Alysha (trying not to laugh): "Obviously not what you two are up to" (Pansy looks all flustered) "Don't bother going to Snape, remember who are his two favorite students now, and gave him that fab hair do." (Alysha waves toward Nicole and herself) "And, uh, how would you explain bumping into us any way? 'Oh, I was doing 'homework' with Goyle, behind the hay stack, with no shirt on and they 'walked in' doing naughty things' Ha, like anyone would believe that!" (she points at Pansy's slutty bra.)
The Dream Team broke up laughing at a now very thoroughly shutdown Pansy, and discuss what to do
Sam: "Well I think we can agree that Voldemort is behind this. But the question is should we go after them?" Everyone: "Definitely" Sam: "Ok but how are we .." She trails off as Alysha petting Sunshine gives her an idea.
10 minutes later, four hippogriffs were bridled and ready for action. Nicole jumped onto a dapple-gray steed, pulling Tanya up behind her. Ron yanked a reluctant Hermione over to blue hippogriff as Sam vaulted up on to the mare she'd been riding in class last week, Cocoa. Alysha mounted Sunshine the massive black stallion (hippogriff stallions are calmer than horses.) eager to get going. (Oh and a/n hippogriffs are winged horses not the half eagle things which are griffins)
They flew into the night sky looking for any sign of the stolen carriage or anything that indicated that Oldie might be near. "Hang on, There it is!" called Ron.
A pink carriage being pulled by pink hippogriffs flew ahead of them. Tanya and Nicole were in front and they caught a glimpse of Harry banging on the back window. They yelled to the rest of the Dream Team and they spurred on their mounts, ducking behind the gay-mobile and hiding in the clouds, following discreetly.
The pink gay-mobile carriage pulled in at a train station in Hogsmeade and Harry practically fell out, being pushed by Voldemort. Harry has his Hogwarts robes over his swimming trunks( going for the pommy vocabulary) with a newly added spike choker, attached to a leash, which is attached to Voldie himself.
Voldie(who looks like Tom Riddle did in 7th grade) is wearing pink leather pants and a silver mesh tank-tee. His feet sport sizes 11 platform wedges.
Voldie/Tom (I think we'll call him Voldie for now) shoved Wonderboy onto the Hogwarts express, sitting un-used at the station and called for his manservant to start the train. A Deatheater (that what they're called right?) stepped off the pink carriage in a nappy and one of those Roman- robe things and cute little angel wings.(Alysha and Sam, forgetting Draco for a fleeting second, swoon at the bad guy in hardy any clothes. Notice how the baddies are often hotties? ;p) Anyways he got off the carriage and started the train.
Alysha writes a quick note and hands it to Sunshine and sent all the hippogriffs back to school. The Dream Team stealthily climb onto the roof of the train and sit there all the way back to platform 9 ¾.
When the train stopped, the gang all laid flat on their stomachs on the roof of the train, and watched Voldie drag Wonderboy off the train. Harry had gotten changed into an outfit that only Voldie could have given him.a pink and silver tutu and silver top hat! AHHHHHHH!
Tanya faints in shock and horror. Could you blame her?
The Dream Team (after waking Tanya) silently follow Voldie; as he and his hot manservant push Harry through the porthole into Diagon Alley.
The Dream Team lost sight of Voldie and Harry, so, it being 1:46 in the morning, they decided to knock off for the night and get a room. Voldie can't hurt Wonderboy too much in one night, right?
The Dream Team pooled their money and Alysha sweet talks (and slightly flashes) the hormonal concierge at the local 6 star hotel. He dropped the price, and the Dream Team got the room. Ron got the couch, Hermione and Nicole got one double bed, Sam and Tanya get the other, and Alysha grabbed the 7 left over pillows, with the comforter off one of the beds and slept in the tub.
The next morning Alysha (for once) was the first one awake. The annoying little kid was standing in the bathroom, watching her. Alysha's screams shattered the bathroom mirror and woke everyone else up (but strangely not the rest of the hotel).
Alysha: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Ron staggered into the bathroom and lunged at the Annoying little kid, but stopped when the kid pulled a wand on him.
ALK: "You wanna know where Harry is? Follow me, now."
Ron let go of AKL's throat and they went and woke the rest of the Team. Then they followed the ALK out onto the street.
People they passed seemed to ignore the fact that they were in their swimmers.
The annoying little kid led the Dream Team into a shopping mall. Evil ABBA music floated all around the gang.
Annoying little kid stopped outside the food court and the Dream Team were horrified at what they saw: Harry in his pink and silver tutu and silver top hat, dancing to ABBA's waterloo in front of Voldie and his evil man-servant. The Song ended and ALK threw a coin into Harry's hat.
Seeing this Hermione and Ron snapped
Hermione and Ron charged at Voldie, wands out, screaming like banshees. Nicole and Tanya joined the fray. Within seconds everyone was dueling, spells were flying everywhere. Harry was hiding behind a pillar(wouldn't you if you were dressed like him) because he had no wand to fight with. Annoying little kid has disappeared and Sam and Alysha had pooled their money for McDonalds. They wandered off, leaving the Yankees and the Amazing 3 to fight Voldie on their own. 5 minute later Voldie had Harry and Tanya pinned next to the wall and was fight Ron. Sam and Alysha return eating Big Macs and fries.
Sam: "Recon we should help?" Alysha: " Yeah I guess"
Sam and Alysha wandered off again
5 minutes after that(so 10 minutes since Sam and Alysha went to get the Maccers) Voldie had Ron, Tanya, Harry and Nicole pinned against the wall and was waiting for Hermione to make her move when suddenly all stopped, for the cavalry had arrived. Yup that's right, Sam and Alysha were back
And they had brought the ultimate weapon
They were dressed in miss-matched colours and materials, with awful shoes and bad hair AND they were dragging the ugliest, worst dressed, SMELLIEST guys ever seen on the planet AND they're playing over a massive boom box, rap music!
Its Voldies worst nightmare!!!. Bad fashion, ugly guys, and MODERN MUSIC!!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Voldie melted into a puddle saying "I'm melting!" and screaming like a little girl.
Ron, Harry and the Yankees fell from the wall with a thud. A Group hug ensued.
Alysha then beat off the ugly mall rats and zapped herself and Sam back to the robes and swimmers from the night before.
Harry: "Thank you so much guys! I thought he was going to make me wear a tutu forever. I would have been grateful if he'd killed me!"
The gang laughed and they headed back to the 6 star hotel
Several hours later they were all standing on Platform 9 ¾ waiting for Hagrid to come get them on his cool flying motorbike.
Anyways, the Amazing 3 have, well, they're getting back together, and with the help of the Yankees and the Super Troopers, The Amazing 3 (for now) have defeated Voldie/Tom
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Peace, out N&A The white blossom & the sunset
That night the Super Troopers were heading straight from dinner to the secret indoor swimming pool. Ron and Tanya were already there. Nicole and Hermione arrived a few minutes later. After about 30 minutes of swimming, Hermione says "Hey where's Harry?"
They have a quick look around for him but they can't find him. Everyone especially Ron and Hermione, know this is big trouble. They all decide to go find Wonder Boy. Stupid move. They had to know they would be walking right into a trap. Like you don't need to be a neurosurgeon to know that.
While they were sneaking quietly down the hall ways, the group of 6 could here terrifying sounds wafting from an unknown source: ABBA's 'greatest of" medley. Tanya began to shake violently.
Scouring the hallways as they go, Nicole spotted a trail of glitter and sequins leading towards a door. The group tiptoes forward and Hermione unlocked the door with her Alohamora spell.
The glitter and sequin trail led our heroes to the stables where the carriages are kept and on closer inspection, our Dream Team discovered a carriage and hippogriff was missing and splitters of Harry's now broken wand were scattered on the floor.
At this sight Tanya looked sad, Hermione, Ron and Sam looked bored, as if they'd been through this plenty of times. Nicole looked confused and Alysha, well Alysha looked as evil as she normally does.
Suddenly a voice came from behind them
"Wadda you doing here? I'll tell on you!" Pansy Parkinson's head popped up from behind a haystack. Goyle's head popped up beside her.
Alysha (trying not to laugh): "Obviously not what you two are up to" (Pansy looks all flustered) "Don't bother going to Snape, remember who are his two favorite students now, and gave him that fab hair do." (Alysha waves toward Nicole and herself) "And, uh, how would you explain bumping into us any way? 'Oh, I was doing 'homework' with Goyle, behind the hay stack, with no shirt on and they 'walked in' doing naughty things' Ha, like anyone would believe that!" (she points at Pansy's slutty bra.)
The Dream Team broke up laughing at a now very thoroughly shutdown Pansy, and discuss what to do
Sam: "Well I think we can agree that Voldemort is behind this. But the question is should we go after them?" Everyone: "Definitely" Sam: "Ok but how are we .." She trails off as Alysha petting Sunshine gives her an idea.
10 minutes later, four hippogriffs were bridled and ready for action. Nicole jumped onto a dapple-gray steed, pulling Tanya up behind her. Ron yanked a reluctant Hermione over to blue hippogriff as Sam vaulted up on to the mare she'd been riding in class last week, Cocoa. Alysha mounted Sunshine the massive black stallion (hippogriff stallions are calmer than horses.) eager to get going. (Oh and a/n hippogriffs are winged horses not the half eagle things which are griffins)
They flew into the night sky looking for any sign of the stolen carriage or anything that indicated that Oldie might be near. "Hang on, There it is!" called Ron.
A pink carriage being pulled by pink hippogriffs flew ahead of them. Tanya and Nicole were in front and they caught a glimpse of Harry banging on the back window. They yelled to the rest of the Dream Team and they spurred on their mounts, ducking behind the gay-mobile and hiding in the clouds, following discreetly.
The pink gay-mobile carriage pulled in at a train station in Hogsmeade and Harry practically fell out, being pushed by Voldemort. Harry has his Hogwarts robes over his swimming trunks( going for the pommy vocabulary) with a newly added spike choker, attached to a leash, which is attached to Voldie himself.
Voldie(who looks like Tom Riddle did in 7th grade) is wearing pink leather pants and a silver mesh tank-tee. His feet sport sizes 11 platform wedges.
Voldie/Tom (I think we'll call him Voldie for now) shoved Wonderboy onto the Hogwarts express, sitting un-used at the station and called for his manservant to start the train. A Deatheater (that what they're called right?) stepped off the pink carriage in a nappy and one of those Roman- robe things and cute little angel wings.(Alysha and Sam, forgetting Draco for a fleeting second, swoon at the bad guy in hardy any clothes. Notice how the baddies are often hotties? ;p) Anyways he got off the carriage and started the train.
Alysha writes a quick note and hands it to Sunshine and sent all the hippogriffs back to school. The Dream Team stealthily climb onto the roof of the train and sit there all the way back to platform 9 ¾.
When the train stopped, the gang all laid flat on their stomachs on the roof of the train, and watched Voldie drag Wonderboy off the train. Harry had gotten changed into an outfit that only Voldie could have given him.a pink and silver tutu and silver top hat! AHHHHHHH!
Tanya faints in shock and horror. Could you blame her?
The Dream Team (after waking Tanya) silently follow Voldie; as he and his hot manservant push Harry through the porthole into Diagon Alley.
The Dream Team lost sight of Voldie and Harry, so, it being 1:46 in the morning, they decided to knock off for the night and get a room. Voldie can't hurt Wonderboy too much in one night, right?
The Dream Team pooled their money and Alysha sweet talks (and slightly flashes) the hormonal concierge at the local 6 star hotel. He dropped the price, and the Dream Team got the room. Ron got the couch, Hermione and Nicole got one double bed, Sam and Tanya get the other, and Alysha grabbed the 7 left over pillows, with the comforter off one of the beds and slept in the tub.
The next morning Alysha (for once) was the first one awake. The annoying little kid was standing in the bathroom, watching her. Alysha's screams shattered the bathroom mirror and woke everyone else up (but strangely not the rest of the hotel).
Alysha: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Ron staggered into the bathroom and lunged at the Annoying little kid, but stopped when the kid pulled a wand on him.
ALK: "You wanna know where Harry is? Follow me, now."
Ron let go of AKL's throat and they went and woke the rest of the Team. Then they followed the ALK out onto the street.
People they passed seemed to ignore the fact that they were in their swimmers.
The annoying little kid led the Dream Team into a shopping mall. Evil ABBA music floated all around the gang.
Annoying little kid stopped outside the food court and the Dream Team were horrified at what they saw: Harry in his pink and silver tutu and silver top hat, dancing to ABBA's waterloo in front of Voldie and his evil man-servant. The Song ended and ALK threw a coin into Harry's hat.
Seeing this Hermione and Ron snapped
Hermione and Ron charged at Voldie, wands out, screaming like banshees. Nicole and Tanya joined the fray. Within seconds everyone was dueling, spells were flying everywhere. Harry was hiding behind a pillar(wouldn't you if you were dressed like him) because he had no wand to fight with. Annoying little kid has disappeared and Sam and Alysha had pooled their money for McDonalds. They wandered off, leaving the Yankees and the Amazing 3 to fight Voldie on their own. 5 minute later Voldie had Harry and Tanya pinned next to the wall and was fight Ron. Sam and Alysha return eating Big Macs and fries.
Sam: "Recon we should help?" Alysha: " Yeah I guess"
Sam and Alysha wandered off again
5 minutes after that(so 10 minutes since Sam and Alysha went to get the Maccers) Voldie had Ron, Tanya, Harry and Nicole pinned against the wall and was waiting for Hermione to make her move when suddenly all stopped, for the cavalry had arrived. Yup that's right, Sam and Alysha were back
And they had brought the ultimate weapon
They were dressed in miss-matched colours and materials, with awful shoes and bad hair AND they were dragging the ugliest, worst dressed, SMELLIEST guys ever seen on the planet AND they're playing over a massive boom box, rap music!
Its Voldies worst nightmare!!!. Bad fashion, ugly guys, and MODERN MUSIC!!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Voldie melted into a puddle saying "I'm melting!" and screaming like a little girl.
Ron, Harry and the Yankees fell from the wall with a thud. A Group hug ensued.
Alysha then beat off the ugly mall rats and zapped herself and Sam back to the robes and swimmers from the night before.
Harry: "Thank you so much guys! I thought he was going to make me wear a tutu forever. I would have been grateful if he'd killed me!"
The gang laughed and they headed back to the 6 star hotel
Several hours later they were all standing on Platform 9 ¾ waiting for Hagrid to come get them on his cool flying motorbike.
Anyways, the Amazing 3 have, well, they're getting back together, and with the help of the Yankees and the Super Troopers, The Amazing 3 (for now) have defeated Voldie/Tom
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Peace, out N&A The white blossom & the sunset
