Jin's girlfriend.... really?

A/N: This will be an interesting chapter. Welcome to the fight of Jin and Ling! I also would like to add that I have had complaints that my chapters are too short. Well, I'd like to reply to that by saying FUC/ YOU. I also would like to add that I am up to Chapter 10, and you people have not reviewed me yet. You review, I post my chapters. By the way if you've noticed I write down the formula for the playstation version of Tekken, so if you have any woes about trying to convert this to your type of console or whatever, please email me.

A/E/N/J/T/P/Y/O (Come on! You should have read enough of this story by now to know what this means!): Because of the moaning of several people ie. one person I shall not name, I am going to post my chapters when I get at least two reviews for each chapter. Or whenever I feel that you people haven't put enough effort into scribbling down reviews, and I am sick of waiting for you. CAN'T YOU JUST REVIEW EVERY CHAPTER SO THAT YOU CAN READ THE REST OF THE STORY?

Disclaimer: I don't own Namco but I do own this next story. I have not done anything funny yet, so I shall proceed to do so now. *Sees Heihachi walking past, scratching his diaper* O_O........ :D *ROTFLMAO* *Heihachi glares at me* "It's not funny!"

"Yes it is!" I laugh at him.

"It's very painful and embarrassing you know!"

"What is?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"Because I am the author and I can get Lee to follow you around."

*Heihachi glances over at Lee, who is doing that thing he does on Age of Empires II*

"Ok...." *Heihachi shudders* "I'll tell you..." *Heihachi starts to cry in little girlish sobs*

"OUT WITH IT!" I yell. "AND CUT OUT THE FUC/ING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC!"

"I... I..."

"TELL ME!"

"I... I HAVE NAPPY RASH! WWWAAAHHHHH!!!"

*I start ROTFLMAO again* "BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

*Heihachi sobs* "It's not funny!" *sniffle sniffle*

"Is"

"Not"

"Is"

"Not"

"IS"

"NOT"

"FUC/ UP HEIHACHI S#ITSUA OR I'LL GET A HEIHACHI-MACHI FROM ONE OF MY FLAMERS AND SET IT ALIGHT AND BURN YOUR FUC/ING NAPPY OFF! THEN YOU WON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NAPPY RASH, YOU'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FIRST DEGREE BURNS INSTEAD!"

*Heihachi opens his mouth*

"THAT DOES IT!"

*I drag Heihachi S#itsua down to the torture chamber, where, as I explained in Chapter 2, there is a huge fire burning. As I drag him into the room, a particularly hot flamer goes down the shaft into the fire. Heihachi's eyebrows get singed off*

And as you wait to see what happens next, I put the three most horrible words up onto the screen, the most horrifying words you can ever see, the most earth shattering....

Random Person: JUST PUT THE BLOODY WORDS UP!

"Excuse me while I kill him."

As fireswan beats up the unlucky person, the three horrible words appear.

TO....

BE....

CONTINUED....

*Evil laughter in the background*

"Hey, did you do that evil laugh, fireswan?" a camera man asks.

*I've got the Random Person in a head lock* "No..."

"But that means...."

*Faint yells of "Hey, Doctor. B. is out of his cage! Get him quick before he does his Brain Drain move (Back+Square+Triangle) to the computer screen!"* *Doctor. B.'s remote appears in front of the screen and electricity crackles around it....*

*The screen goes black....*

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"He has a girlfriend?...."

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Jin watched Ling in from the window. He felt really crappy. It wasn't Ling's fault that she was in detention, and he felt solely responsible for her predicament. He wanted to make it up to her, but he didn't know how. Jin stared into the window sadly, his eyes sweeping the room. They came to rest on a floral arrangement sitting on the desk of BB (I'm not telling you the name because you should have already read chapter 3). That was Jin's flash of inspiration. He hurried off...

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Ling glanced sideways at the figure who scuttled away from the window. She craned her neck to see who it was.

"GET YOUR HEAD DOWN NOW MISS XIAOYU!" BB bellowed from his desk, getting his cane and smashing it on the table, breaking the cane into splinters. Ling flinched away from the cane, a deep scratch running down the center of the desk. BB looked dazedly at his splintered cane, before collecting himself and yelling at Ling, "Get a new cane for me, NOW!"

Ling got up from her desk slowly, startled when the top of the desk fell off. Ling opened her mouth to speak. "Where--"

"JUST GET ME A BLOODY CANE NOW!" BB thundered, his face purple. Ling practically ran out of the room.

As soon as she was outside, she bumped into Jin.

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Jin almost dropped his flowers as Ling came racing out of the door. Ling narrowed her eyes at him. "What are you doing here?"

Jin started to reply, "I--" but was cut off as Ling exclaimed over the flowers.

"Who did you get these for?" Ling inquired, raising an eyebrow.

"These?" Jin answered. "These are for my girlfriend," Jin immediately made up on the spot. He then realized his stupidity.

"Really?" Ling asked with a smirk. She nudged Jin. "Come on Jin! Out with it!"

Jin was completely bewildered, but he decided to play along. "Why should I tell you? This is classified information!" Jin answered.

Ling did a mock sigh and looked into Jin's eyes. "I thought you wanted me to be your girlfriend?" Ling said with a teasing air of sadness, but in those dark brown eyes there was a grain of truth behind what she said.

Jin decided to change the subject slighty. "What?" He said, eyebrow raised. "YOU wanted to become my girlfriend? I thought you hated my guts!"

Ling was about to reply when a harsh bellow from BB, who, on closer inspection, was struggling with some duck tape, trying to paste his smashed cane together, came vibrating through the door. "YOU'D HAVE BETTER GOT ME MY CANE BY NOW MISS XIAOYU!"

And with that Ling ran down the stairs to the second floor, yelling a quick "See ya later!" to Jin. Jin stared down the stairs, surprised at what he had gotten himself into. 'On the other hand," Jin thought, "this might make Ling jealous. Yes, maybe it was a good idea after all." Jin felt slightly happier as he walked down the corridor back to the Mishima estate.

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Ling walked down the rest of the stairs at a leisurely pace. 'Why did Jin have to taunt her?' she asked herself. 'And who the hell is his girlfriend?' She would have to find out why, because she was going slowly insane while it indured (sounds like somebody I know :P).

She finally found the "spare canes room", after half an hour of searching, and was about to step into BB's classroom when she heard shouts of fury, sounding something like this, "WHERE THE HELL IS MY BUTTSHAVER 3000?" Ling waited for a second, trying to school (yuk! I hate that word!) her features into a mask of solemnity. She entered the room....

And found BB searching through the drawers of his desk, a huge pile of papers, pens and other junk around him as he searched frantically through the next drawer. He looked up and saw Ling, and BB immediately stood up and straightened his tie, acting as if the big mess around him didn't exist.

"Well, Ling, did you get my cane?"

"Yes I did sir."

"And, umm..... did you hear anything unusual coming from this room?"

"No sir."

"Ok, umm...." BB glanced at the clock. "Oh, look at the time! Since you have been so well behaved, I will let you out early, but don't disappoint me again!"

"Ok..." Ling said, already darting from the room with her school bag. It was 4:15 pm. Plenty of time to get ready for the fight. At least, Ling hoped so....

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A/N: *screen flickers on*

"Yo, fireswan, we have air! Fireswan! Fireswan! We can put the story on now."

"They've already read the story."

"Well, then, um.... there's nothing else to do but get ready for the next chapter is there?"

"No, not really."

"So, umm, I guess we should go now..."

"Not without my customary last note!"

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