Sorry we took this chap off the net. It needed a few minor adjustments

Oh, also, any thoughts in *s are just that; thoughts. Ok then that's cleared up on with the story

Hair Disaster

Now, after being back at school for a couple of days, the Yankee's and The Super Troopers began to get bored with the lack of action, while being confused at the Amazing 3's attitude towards boredom because they seemed to relish in the dullness

During lunch one day Alysha's devious and all out evil mind was forming hundreds of ideas, while Sammi's sharp eyes and quick brain was choosing a victim.

*Parvati, no, nothing there, Seamus? No, Draco, hum , De.hang on, Draco, yes, Draco*

Alysha senses Sam evil flash and looks up with the madman grin on. Sam's matches Alysha's and they go to set the unexplained plan of Alysha's in to action.

The next morning, Sam sat at the Gryffindor table shooting wicked looks at her best friend over at the Slytherin table.

BANG

The Doors to the great hall burst open, through which stormed Draco Malfoy with murder in his totally sexy, evil, blue-as-ice-but-grey-as smoke eyes. Snickers traveled down the isles as he stood in the doorway. The poor guy's hair was free of gel, wax, hairspray and mousse, and was a frizzy birds nest that reminds me of how Andunies brats hair looks when she gets outta bed

Draco: " Who the hell stole my gel, metal comb, wax, hair brush, straightening irons, hair spray, styling mousse, de-tangling spray, conditioning spray AND my BOBBY PINS!!???

Alysha and Samantha quietly attempted to slip away. They got to the door while Draco was still listing all of his stolen hair items, and broke out into an all out sprint when he demanded of the silent hall where they were.

Dragging Draco's 50-ton hair accessories case down to the hall towards the lake was bloody hard work for 2 girls.

Sam: "Well now we know how he got those great biceps"

Alysha grunts in reply as the struggle with the mammoth case

Sam (sarcastically): " Who's genius idea was it to hide this.this brick in the lake?"

Alysha: "It was your bloody idea,"(She struggles with the case) "but I only agreed because Squiddy would take care of it coz he likes me!"(more struggling with the case)

Sam: " He doesn't like you!! (tug)The only reason the freakin' squid doesn't kill you (tug, tug) is because he's bloody terrified of you because you freakin' mooned him!!"(tug, tug, tug)

The Super Troopers slowly worked their way down to the lake. Just as Alysha was going to holler to her squid friend, Mr. Evol Draco burst from the castle side door

Sam tried to hide the massive case by sitting on it and covering it with the folds of her robes. Mr. Evol Draco advanced looking livid.

Draco: "Give me back my bloody hair accessories"

Alysha: "Sam, get rid of the case!"

Sam was stuck between the lake, the hair stuff and a very mad Draco Malfoy who is stalking towards her with his wand out.

Sam: " Alysha, don't just stand there, do something damnit." Sam was hit with inspiration. "Alysha, Plan B"

Alysha stood frozen for a moment, (Plan B? What the Hell.oh.. Plan B) before snapping to attention. She leaped towards the very pissed looking Draco and yanked up her shirt in a pathetic attempt to distract him from his warpath on her best friend

It worked

Draco froze, eyes like saucers, no serving platters and his jaw drops down to somewhere near his ankles, oggling at Alysha's..uh, appendages

Seizing her opportunity, Sam yanked out her wand and zaps Draco with a hair spell. Draco's awful Afro slicked itself down and shortens into a cool, spiked do.

Draco: "What did you do?"

Sam dug out a mirror from her bottomless pockets and handed it to him

Draco: "Niiice"

Draco admired his new swanky hair do

Sam blowed on the end of her wand. "I know"

Sam and Draco walked away talking excitedly about the new and improved Draco while leaving poor Alysha to struggle with her shirt and zap dracos hair kit back to the dungeons AND explain to the very pissed off octopus why he was no longer needed to get rid of the hair kit.

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Peace, out dudes

N&A

The white blossom & the sunset