Spider spied 'er

A/N: (sing to the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town)

Hwoarang's is kool, Hwoarang's not a dic/. Jin isn't either, But Lee is a pric/. fireswan is coming to town.

Heihachi wears a nappy, He isn't kool. "So?" Who gave you an opinion, You're just a HOBO! Jin and Hwoarang are coming to town.

Bumholes think Ling sux, This is not true. "Yes it is!" Ya think? Then ya must be a bit o' pooh. Ling and Julia are coming to town.

I hate Lee and Heihachi, Ya wanna know why? Cause Lee worships monkeys naked, Oh me and oh my! The Tekkeners are coming to tttttttooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn!

Ok... *sob* I can see what your thinking... *sniffle* 'she's not a singer'....but it's on your own head.... *cry* YOU ARE GUILTY OF RUINING A LITTLE GIRLS DREAM! GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!! *whimper*

A/E/N/J/T/P/Y/O (Not telling you what this means! You'll have to wonder for the rest of your lives! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!): We go back to the torture chamber where fireswan is about to burn Heihachi's nappy off...

"Well, Heihachi S#itsua, at the advice of one of my camera men, I have decided to change your torture."

"Phew..."

"It's actually going to be worse than burning you, ya know."

"Crap! By the way, what is my torture?"

"I get you to PARTICIPATE in Lee's monkey worship. That's why you had to have your nappy burnt off. Lee firmly believes you have to come naked to the statue."

"NNNNOOOO!!"

*fireswan marches Heihachi down to the door, where Lee is, well, you know....*

"Ok, Lee. The record is ten hours long. Let's see if you can make it fifteen!"

"NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!"

"That's what I'm doing, bumhole. Goodbye."

*Heihachi's screams echo in the darkness* "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!....."

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"I wonder how Skullboy made him shut up..."

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The sky was a brilliant hue of red and gold. A tall, young, red haried man kicked a can down the sidewalk. A pretty brunette girl who looked from indian descent walked along side him. Both seemed very wrapped up in their own thoughts. Eventually the man spoke.

"How did you get to know that a Tekken Tournament would be on?"

"I found an envelope in my suitcase when I got off the plane. How did you find out?"

"I received an email with an airline ticket attached to it, saying the Tournament would be on."

"I still think there will be a couple of months or years, even, before it actually starts. They have to get fighters from around the world you know."

"Yeah, pity it takes ages to set up."

"Well, you can train then."

"Hey, how would you like me to get you a place in the dojo I train at? Baek is a really good instructor. He's like a father to me."

"Like a father? I thought he WAS your father..."

"I never knew my parents. I don't know what happened to them. I just know that now, I'm a fighter."

"Oh... I never knew my parents either. The only mother I know is Michelle. That's why I have to find her."

"Oh.... so.... how about it? Do you want a place at the dojo?"

"Sure! That would be great!"

"........... Hey Jules?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you have any place to stay? If you don't, the dojo's got some dormitories...."

"Yes, I do have a hotel room..."

"Ok.... mind if I walk you home?"

"No, it's fine."

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Hwoarang and Julia entered the hotel, totally unaware that punk-dude....

"HEY! STOP CALLING ME PUNK-DUDE!"

"I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT! NOW GET BACK TO THE STORY OR I'LL MAKE YOUR ENDING EVEN CRAPPIER THAN IT ALREADY IS!"

*sniffle* "Ok..." *sob*

..... was spying on them.

"Can we go after 'em boss, oh can we? Can we--"

"NO! FOR THE TWENTY-THIRD TIME NO, NO AND NO!"

"Oh come on boss! We could smash 'em now. They're no match for you, bo--"

"There, that'll shut you up. I'll get them when I'm good and ready, so they have no chance of escape....."

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A/N: *fireswan unlocks the door, Heihachi comes out, doing that thing the cartoon characters do with their lips, the "BLBLBLBLBLBLBL" sound*

"So Heihachi, how did you like it?"

"BLBLBLBLBL"

"Heihachi?"

"BLBLBLBLBL"

"Umm..... camera men, can you take him away?"

"Ok..... come on Mr S#itsua, everything's going to be fine now..."

Err.... join us in the next chapter where fireswan explains how she got the ideas for BB and for the dojo treasurer in chapter 2! And REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! (Well, fireswan might not tell us after all, because, well... JUST READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT!!)