Julia get's PISSED!

A/N: *crowd sitting dejectedly on the front steps of fireswan's studio*

"When will fireswan start writing again?"

*Suddenly fireswan appears in a cape and plumed (it's not 'plum-ed' it's 'ploomed'. Ok?) hat.*

Forsooth! Fear not, my good comrades in arms! For I, fireswan, am on the scene again, ready to wreak havoc-- er, I mean, um..... Make interesting the lives of Jin, Ling, Hwoarang and Julia.

*Hwoarang is at the back of the crowd yelling, "I knew it! I KNEW IT! THAT MULAN--er, FIRESWAN WAS A TROUBLEMAKER FROM THE START! SHE SAID 'WREAK HAVOC'! DID YOU HEAR? WREAK HAVOC!!*

SILENCE FOOL! Would thou dareth forsake thy author, and pisseth her off?! Thy art a s#ithead if thoust tryest to defy me! Now the author shall shutteth her hole, because she needeth to get typing!

*Crowd cheers (I'M POPULAR! WOOHOO! Lolz)*

A/N/J/T/P/Y/O (BLOOGIE, SNOOZA, IT MARTAY, SKINKY, SNIZZLE FAT, KABOOM! While you are going O_O, I will just say one thing.... I HAVE GONE CRAZIER THAN BEFORE BECAUSE MY COMPUTER KEEPS MUCKING UP! And also, I HAVE MADE YOU THINK I WAS TOTALLY INSANE! I'M NOT ON THE BRINK YET! IF I WAS, I WOULDN'T BE TYPING THIS. AND YOU WOULD SEE ME ON THE NEWS. BUT I'LL TEL YA ONE THING..... I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT A/N/J/T/P/Y/O MEANS! fireswan WINS!:P): Onto some serious news *cough cough*.....lolz. Well anyways, if you have Age of Empires I, and you put in the cheat e=mc2, before you do that you should know that it ruins your computer. It only affects things like shutting down, restarting or standby, but still, since basically all of us do that everyday, I would like to ask you to PLEASE DON'T PUT THE CHEAT IN BECAUSE IT MUCKS UP YOUR COMPUTER! SERIOUSLY. The laptop I'm typing this on was lucky, because it only got it's shut down time lengthened. The main computer in the living room has been on the brink of death though, and this just makes it worse because I can't shut down or restart properly. SO, FOR THE SAKE OF YOURSELF, YOUR SANITY, YOUR COMPUTER, AND ME, BECAUSE SAYING I TOLD YOU SO TO ONE OF MY REVIEWERS IS VERY SAD, DON'T PUT THE CHEAT IN! And also, on a sadder note *sob*, I HAVE SPRAINED MY ANKLE!!!! WWWAAAHHH!! (BUT THIS DOES GET ME BREAKFAST IN BED! :D)

Disclaimer: I'M NOT GOING TO DISCLAIM ANYTHING! MYAY! DO DEE DO DEE! BEE BOOP BEE BOOP! Well, now that I've wasted enough space, I would like to inform you that I have gone to school (eeewwww) and seen Mr. Ramage/BB.... AND HE IS BALD! BWA HA HA HA HA HA! THIS IS SO COOL! I CAN NOW THINK OF HEAPS OF THINGS TO DO TO BB IN MY STORY! I'm going to have alot of fun with this...... MWA HA HA HA HA HA!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "FUC/iuthingy/b/i/u." Now, that's scary...... LOLZ! I LOVE HISTORY! :P)

Eventually they came to rest at the front of Julia's hotel room, which was much closer than the dojo. Julia was breathing lightly and Hwoarang was leaning against a wall, panting heavily. Finally Hwoarang spoke, "OH MY GOD! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" Julia shrugged nonchantly. "I B I DO /B /I know how to fight ya know."

Hwoarang shook his head. "I knew you could fight, but I didn't know you could fight like B I THAT /B /I ..... Well, nevermind.... Let's get back to the dojo."

"Yeah."

"And you can lead this time."

Julia grinned. "Ok."

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If you went up and peered into the Mojo Jojo's Dojo window, besides the chili truck driver doing.... well.... ya know..... you would also have seen a very interesting battle.

"I'm going to win the truck load of cookies fireswan has given as a prize!" Julia yelled, sweat running down her face as she dodged a kick for Hwoarang's foot. "No B I I /B /I am!" Hwoarang yelled back as his leg became a blur. Julia dodged every one of his kicks, but she was still panting heavily, and she was having trouble keeping upright, as was Hwoarang.

Julia was distracted for a second by a surprise Dynamite Heel from Hwoarang. The momentary lapse was all that Hwoarang needed. He lurched forward and grabbed Julia around the neck, laid her flat on the floor in his Neckbreaker Move (Forward, Forward Triangle) and went on top of her....

A/V/E/N/T/S/W/M/L/N/P/I/E/A (Author's Very Emergency Note That She Will Most Likely Not Put In Ever Again): B I U OK THIS IS VERY GROTTY SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOU START HUBBING THE CHAIR YOU'RE SITTING IN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE READING THIS!!!!! /B /I /U (By the way, did you know that if you have more than three "!"s, then you are insane.... One of the more curious things my favourite author, Terry Pratchet, has come up with.... :P) B I U IF YOU HAVE A SYMPTOM LIKE THE ONE DESCRIBED ABOVE, AND I DO NOT MEAN THE "!" THING, THEN YOU'D BETTER NOT READ THIS NEXT SCENE.... AND I DON'T DO LEMONS! /B /I /U

AND PAUSED. Julia and Hwoarang froze. Julia stared into Hwoarang's eyes, her eyes the size of dinner plates, and Hwoarang was staring right back at her.

This could have gone on forever, but not breathing is a bad thing, even though these people are fictional characters that I can muck around with ("Oi!" SHUT UP HWOARANG! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR AR$E HERE! "Oh.... Ok.") and they probably can't die, but nevertheless, someone must save them....

"AND IT SHALL BE ME, GOCM!" NO IT FUC/ I U AND /B /I /U ..... *big drumroll*

NOTHING HAPPENED!...... WHAT?! Oh, ok, let's try this again.....

Fireswan strode into the room, B I U AND /B /I /U ..... *BIGGER drumroll*

Hwoarang sat on his arse!..... WHAT?! Ok, I know what to do!

Fireswan yelled out from across the room, "Hey Hwoarang!"

And Hwoarang sat on his arse, or actually Julia, if you wanted to be more accurate.

Fireswan took in a DEEP breath and yelled (I can yell pretty loudly if I want to) "HEY HWOARANG! WAKE UP! THERE'S A STORY TO FINISH HERE!"

And Hwoarang..... WOKE UP! OMG! I DID IT! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

"Umm, fireswan..."

THAT'S THE WAY, UH HUH, UH HUH, I LIKE IT! UH HUH, UH HUH! THAT'S THE WAY, UH HUH, UH HUH, I LIKE IT! UH HUH, UH HUH!

"FIRESWAN, YOU CAN STOP CELEBRATING NOW! I AM AWAKE! NOW WHAT DO I DO?!"

DO A LITTLE DANCE..... Oh, yeah, the whole "embarassing situation" thing. Well, you can knock her unconscious with your neckbreaker move.

"But..... But..... I don't want to HURT her--"

SHUT UP AND GET GOING! OR DO YOU WANT HER TO DIE OF SUFFICATION?

Hwoarang looks down at Julia's face. It was blue.

"Ok, ok, fine!"

CRACK! Julia's head went limp on the floor.

Fireswan spoke to Hwoarang, who was scratching his head. "Well, at least she's breathing again."

Hwoarang asked, "Are you sure she'll be ok?"

"It's better than having a blue face."

"Yeah, I guess...."

"Well, my job here is done."

"WHAT?! Your leaving?! What am I meant to do with her?!"

"I don't know! She looked after you, right? Well then, it's your turn to look after her! DER!"

Hwoarang shrugged his shoulders and turned around to pick up Julia. When he looked back, with Julia in his arms, fireswan was nowhere to be seen. The door was not open, but there was a fairly large hole in the ceiling. (HEY! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! WELL GUESS WHAT! I'M A SUPERHERO, AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, SO NYA!) Hwoarang then proceeded to wobble unsteadily out of the door and towards the dojo dormitories.

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Julia felt something rumbling the bed. She tried to go back to sleep, but the rumbling continued. Julia turned and tossed around in the bed, but she still couldn't get back to sleep. She opened her eyes a crack....

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A/N: Just a quick note to say, don't let your cat step on your keyboard.

She was in a strange room, on a double bed, with someone else sleeping on the other side of the bed. It was Hwoarang. Julia looked at him, and realised that the rumbling sound wasn't coming from Hwoarang, who was lightly snoring. It was coming from the wall opposite her. Julia slowly got up out of bed, and put her foot down on the floor. CRUNCH! Hwoarang was up immediately.

"WHO THE HELL IS THAT!" Hwoarang yelled threateningly.

"Ssssshhhhh!" whispered Julia.

"Who the hell is that?" whispered Hwoarang.

"It's only me."

"What the hell did you do?"

"What the hell did I do?! What the hell is your room, a garbage dump or something?!"

"Ssshhh! The other students are sleeping!" Hwoarang scratched his head. "Look, I know that this place isn't the best, but it's got to be better than sleeping on the dojo floor."

Julia was about to reply, when the rumbling next door reached an almighty peak, and the ceiling started to crumble. After the rumbling had subsided slightly, Julia came crawling out from underneath the bed where she had hidden. So did Hwoarang.

As soon as Hwoarang stood up, and was about to dust himself off, Julia grabbed his hand.

"What, what the hell are you doing?" Hwoarang asked bewilderedly as he and Julia scrabbled through the mound of rubbish which made up Hwoarang's dorm.

"I'm finding out for once and FUC/ I HIM /B /I AND HE'S GOING TO BLAST THE ROOM TO SMITHEREENS!

Daniel Radcliffe: I SHALL SAVE YOU! FOR B I I /B /I AM THE MAGNIFICENT U HARRY POTTER /U!

fireswan: FUC/ I U SLAM! /B /I /U

Daniel Radcliffe: ?..... -_-

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*AS I WAS SAYING* They found....

An aged old man sleeping in a bunk bed. The source of the rumbling was undeniably him.

"Ssssshhhhh!" Hwoarang whispered to Julia. "He's the master of the dojo."

Too late. The old man got up and rubbed his eyes. "Is that you Hwoarang?" he asked.

"Yeah," Hwoarang answered.

"And who might this young pretty miss be?"

Julia was about to introduce herself when the master of the dojo winked at Hwoarang.

And I have gone temporarily deaf at the moment, and you'll see why in a second.

Julia took the roof off the dojo, managed to wake up the whole neighbourhood, including all of the dojo, and also break the sound barrier at the same time. When she realised that she had broken the sound barrier, Julia lowered her voice to that of just below the barrier, but that was even worse. Thank God I chose this moment to become deaf.

It sorta sounded like this....

GOCM: Sorta sounded?

HEY! I'M MEANT TO BE DEAF, I DUNNO EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID, BUT AS I WRITE THE SCRIPT AROUND HERE, B I I /B /I SHOULD KNOW!

Ahem, where was I? Oh yeah, what Julia said....

"WHY THE FUC/ I Hwoarang the author /B /I has been hogging the laptop.

*The door is blown off it's hinges*

Daniel Radcliffe: I, Harry Potter, shall now rid the world of the Horrendous Hypogriff of Hufflepuff! (Please excuse as the horrible spelling, as the author has gone more insane from not getting the 5th book of Harry Potter. Sorry for the inconvenience.) Where is he?

fireswan: There is now a temporary break while you wait for chapter 11...... ALRIGHT, COME HERE YOU MANIAC WIZARD!

*A huge cartoon dust cloud blocks the screen from view, then it settles, leaving the last scene as fireswan chasing Daniel Radcliffe around the room, with his wand in her hand. As fireswan whizzes around the room, you hear her say "Don't forget to review!" as the chase ensues. SO DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!*

:P

*Your mouse slowly goes down to the review button (AT LEAST I HOPE SO!).....*

STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!!

FIRST YOU B I MUST /B /I READ HWOARANG'S STORIES!! OK?! GOOD! :D

Thankies to you!

ESPECIALLY SINCE HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING SOON!! Or is actually tomorrow..... oh, uh, the whole "birthday present" thing.... um, uh, got to go now, cya later!

*You can hear screams of "MUM! I NEED TO GO TO THE SHOPS NOW!"*

Actually, review then read his stories, ok? That seems easier.... LOL :P