Lord of the Comrades
~ The One With the Unisuits ~
Banana and Pineapple where discussing how they would keep the cast busy for the nest week until filming really started, because the writers had to perfect the first episode (or just being lazy but.you didn't here that from us).
Banana was sent to call everyone into the meeting room so they could have an informational meeting.
Pineapple waited until all 22 cast members had assembled.
"Nice to see you all have gotten to know each other! For the next week we do not have any filming scheduled due to.uh.difficulties. We have a special guest coming into see you this afternoon but other than that we have nothing planned. We are open for suggestions, after Banana goes over the rules and regulations we have here." Pineapple stepped aside so that Banana could tell the rules.
"Why does this feel more like summer camp than a filming studio? Come on, sharing rooms, rules?! What's next?! Arts and Crafts?!" Arwen rolled her eyes and sat back.
"Rule number 1- No alcohol, 2- No outside visitors without permission, 3- No leaving without permission, 4- No drugs, and 5- No nudity outside of you rooms. There is a complete list of forbidden things taped on the wall outside this room you can look at that if you'd like." Banana sat back down to let Pineapple take over.
"Any suggestions on what we should schedule for the next week?" Pineapple waited but no one dared to make any suggestions. The room was silent for ten minutes before Pineapple decided to say anything, "Ok then, I guess Banana and I will make the schedule. Mon.- aerobics, Tues.- Weight Training, Wens.- Creative Movement, Thurs.- Swimming, Fri.- calastentics, Sat.- yoga." Pineapple smiled and followed Banana out of the room.
"Ok, now that just sucks!" Eowyn said.
"What did I say? What did I say!? This is freaking summer camp! Not a production studio!" Arwen was extremely upset.
"Alright, chicks in their swimsuits Thursday! Hey ladies, wear your tiniest bikinis!" Pippin called over to the girls.
"You wish you little freak!" Galadriel rolled her eyes and followed Arwen and Eowyn out of the room.
Rosie looked around then ran out after them.
"She is so hott." Aragorn commented about Arwen, seems as though lover-bot still has his little crush from last attempt at a sitcom.
~
Later that evening everyone had already eaten dinner and most were in their rooms unpacking their bags and realizing they had left something in the very first meeting room.
~ Monday ~
Banana and Pineapple woke up bright and early so they could set up for aerobics class. They had brought in a prominent aerobics teacher to instruct everyone.
Banana was sent to wake everyone up and get them to class.
"HEY! Wakeup lazy heads!!" Banana called into the intercom that connected everyone's rooms.
Most everyone woke with a start wondering where that horrible voice was coming from.
"Are the walls talking or is it my head?"
"It's the intercom Pippin." Elrond yawned and rolled out of bed to get dressed.
About an hour later everyone was finally up and dressed in standing groggy- eyed in the 'aerobics' room. Coach Mindi, the aerobics instructor, was smiling and greeting everyone a good morning.
"I see you guys have not dressed in the proper attire." C. (Coach shortened) Mindi commented looking at the guys dressed in the usual saggy gym pants and cut off baggy T-shirts, and the usual tennis shoes. "Good thing I brought extra outfits for all of you!" C. Mindi pulled out a bag and dumped a bunch of spandex unisuits onto the floor.
"You have got to be kidding me!?" Legolas exclaimed. He took one look at the suits and was ready to run.
"You'll wear them or suffer." C. Mindi got a very serious look on her face.
The guys slowly filed into the front of the room to get their suits and into the dressing room to change. A half an hour later all the guys emerged wearing identical red unisuits.
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing." Gimli commented as he yanked and tugged at the just a little to snug suit.
"That's just nasty!" Arwen made a face of sheer disgust and turned to check out the other guys.
The red unisuit had a slimming affect on most of the other guys, them being more muscular and 'well-built' anyway.
"Wow, Legolas has a nice body." Arwen said dreamily gazing at Legolas as he tried to hide in a corner.
"You can see everything through those suits!" Galadriel said staring right at Faramir's.um.'manhood'.
C. Mindi quieted everyone down and began the lesson. There was a lot of ".one, two three, one two three." and all that good stuff that the guys just couldn't seem to get coordinated enough to figure out. By the end of the class the guys where all tired from trying to figure exactly what they were suppose to be doing and trying to keep their unisuits from bunching up in places that something's should just never go.
Everyone returned back to their rooms exhausted and glad that they wouldn't have to do that again. They guys felt especially thankful for their wardrobes that afternoon and must have changed outfits, just to get the feel of 'breathing, more than the girls did that day.
~
End.
~ The One With the Unisuits ~
Banana and Pineapple where discussing how they would keep the cast busy for the nest week until filming really started, because the writers had to perfect the first episode (or just being lazy but.you didn't here that from us).
Banana was sent to call everyone into the meeting room so they could have an informational meeting.
Pineapple waited until all 22 cast members had assembled.
"Nice to see you all have gotten to know each other! For the next week we do not have any filming scheduled due to.uh.difficulties. We have a special guest coming into see you this afternoon but other than that we have nothing planned. We are open for suggestions, after Banana goes over the rules and regulations we have here." Pineapple stepped aside so that Banana could tell the rules.
"Why does this feel more like summer camp than a filming studio? Come on, sharing rooms, rules?! What's next?! Arts and Crafts?!" Arwen rolled her eyes and sat back.
"Rule number 1- No alcohol, 2- No outside visitors without permission, 3- No leaving without permission, 4- No drugs, and 5- No nudity outside of you rooms. There is a complete list of forbidden things taped on the wall outside this room you can look at that if you'd like." Banana sat back down to let Pineapple take over.
"Any suggestions on what we should schedule for the next week?" Pineapple waited but no one dared to make any suggestions. The room was silent for ten minutes before Pineapple decided to say anything, "Ok then, I guess Banana and I will make the schedule. Mon.- aerobics, Tues.- Weight Training, Wens.- Creative Movement, Thurs.- Swimming, Fri.- calastentics, Sat.- yoga." Pineapple smiled and followed Banana out of the room.
"Ok, now that just sucks!" Eowyn said.
"What did I say? What did I say!? This is freaking summer camp! Not a production studio!" Arwen was extremely upset.
"Alright, chicks in their swimsuits Thursday! Hey ladies, wear your tiniest bikinis!" Pippin called over to the girls.
"You wish you little freak!" Galadriel rolled her eyes and followed Arwen and Eowyn out of the room.
Rosie looked around then ran out after them.
"She is so hott." Aragorn commented about Arwen, seems as though lover-bot still has his little crush from last attempt at a sitcom.
~
Later that evening everyone had already eaten dinner and most were in their rooms unpacking their bags and realizing they had left something in the very first meeting room.
~ Monday ~
Banana and Pineapple woke up bright and early so they could set up for aerobics class. They had brought in a prominent aerobics teacher to instruct everyone.
Banana was sent to wake everyone up and get them to class.
"HEY! Wakeup lazy heads!!" Banana called into the intercom that connected everyone's rooms.
Most everyone woke with a start wondering where that horrible voice was coming from.
"Are the walls talking or is it my head?"
"It's the intercom Pippin." Elrond yawned and rolled out of bed to get dressed.
About an hour later everyone was finally up and dressed in standing groggy- eyed in the 'aerobics' room. Coach Mindi, the aerobics instructor, was smiling and greeting everyone a good morning.
"I see you guys have not dressed in the proper attire." C. (Coach shortened) Mindi commented looking at the guys dressed in the usual saggy gym pants and cut off baggy T-shirts, and the usual tennis shoes. "Good thing I brought extra outfits for all of you!" C. Mindi pulled out a bag and dumped a bunch of spandex unisuits onto the floor.
"You have got to be kidding me!?" Legolas exclaimed. He took one look at the suits and was ready to run.
"You'll wear them or suffer." C. Mindi got a very serious look on her face.
The guys slowly filed into the front of the room to get their suits and into the dressing room to change. A half an hour later all the guys emerged wearing identical red unisuits.
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing." Gimli commented as he yanked and tugged at the just a little to snug suit.
"That's just nasty!" Arwen made a face of sheer disgust and turned to check out the other guys.
The red unisuit had a slimming affect on most of the other guys, them being more muscular and 'well-built' anyway.
"Wow, Legolas has a nice body." Arwen said dreamily gazing at Legolas as he tried to hide in a corner.
"You can see everything through those suits!" Galadriel said staring right at Faramir's.um.'manhood'.
C. Mindi quieted everyone down and began the lesson. There was a lot of ".one, two three, one two three." and all that good stuff that the guys just couldn't seem to get coordinated enough to figure out. By the end of the class the guys where all tired from trying to figure exactly what they were suppose to be doing and trying to keep their unisuits from bunching up in places that something's should just never go.
Everyone returned back to their rooms exhausted and glad that they wouldn't have to do that again. They guys felt especially thankful for their wardrobes that afternoon and must have changed outfits, just to get the feel of 'breathing, more than the girls did that day.
~
End.
