3:21 PM 6/30/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from those lil black-n-white CN Adult Swim bumpers
Some things to keep in mind:
1) Don't try so hard.
2) Don't worry so much.
3) Get more sleep.
4) Relax!
Because everything tastes like chicken in the end.
And chicken...tastes good. (appears 2 words at a time)
[adult swim]
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (licks his chops) I do like chicken.
Chuquita: (happily) Don't we all!
Goku: OH! Hey Veggie, I finished my thank-you-little-Veggie-for-saving-my-life card!
Vegeta: (slightly uneasy about it) Really?
Goku: (nods happily) Mmm-hmm! (holds out a childish looking card covered in markers, glitter and glue; the words 'For My
Veggie' are written in sloppy red crayon on the front of the card with a little heart dotting the i)
Vegeta: (takes the card and pales at the amount of mush must've been put into making it) (bright red) Uh, the--thank you,
Kakarrotto. That was very thoughtful of you. (puts card down on desk)
Goku: (frowns) Arencha gonna read it?
Chuquita: Yeah, go on Veggie, Son-kun put so much hard work into making it for you.
Vegeta: (momentarily glares at her, then grabs card and opens it, snorting) (reading it) "Dear my sweet little Veggie, who I
luv and adore, thank you for saving my life this once more! Luv-n-hugs-n-smooches-n-more-hugs, your oujo, Kakay" .....
Goku: (looking at him eagerly) Well? Whadda ya think?
Vegeta: (shoulders slump, bright red) (stammering) That was, r--r----really sweet of you Ka--ka--Kakay.
Goku: (touched) AWWWWW, *THANK* you, lil Vedge'ums! (gives Veggie a hug) I tried my hardest to think of what to put in my lil
Veggie-poem!
Vegeta: (squeaks out) I noticed. (looks at the card) (twitches in annoyance) AND YOU'RE NOT MY "OUJO"!!!
Gokou: (plops Veggie back in his seat) Veggie's actions speak louder than his silly lil Veggiewords! (happysmiles)
Vegeta: (dryly) Are you insinuating that my body movements contrast with the words that're coming out of my mouth?
Gokoujo: (happily) Mayyyyybe?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Ugh!
Gokoujo: Little digital Veggie agrees with me, don'tcha digital Veggie? (holds up gameboy and makes the super-deformed
Vegeta on the screen nod his head) (big grin) EEEEE~~!
Vegeta: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
Chuquita: Oh, they came out with a 2nd 'Legacy of Goku' gba game. This one's the Cell eps. You can play as yourself, Gohan,
Piccolo, & Mirai in addition to Son also.
Vegeta: (groans as he watches Goku makes the digital Veggie do a little dance) Oh God....
Chuquita: I don't have a copy yet, but I plan to get one soon. (grins) I can't wait to see what stupid tasks they make Veggie
do (Son-kun had to perform some mindless tasks in the first game in addition to saving the day). "Picking Flowers" was my
favorite Goku's-mindless-task in the first game.
Gokoujo: (lets out a little squeal) Does lil digital Veggie get to pick flowers *too*?
Vegeta: (twitches) I HOPE not!
Gokoujo: (happy) We can pick flowers together, little digital Veggie! Won't that be fun? (presses button and makes digital
Veggie nod) YAY! Digi-Veggie A-grees with me! (hugs the gba)
Chuquita: I already saw in the nintendo power that I got that one of Gohan's mindless tasks is the bring Hercule a sandwich!
Gokoujo: I DO like sandwiches...(slowly licks his chops again)
Vegeta: (freaked out) DON'T DO THAT THAT'S DISGUSTING AND WAY TO--TO--PG-13ISH!!
Gokoujo: (tilts his head) But I was thinkin about eating a sandwich. (confused)
Vegeta: (snaps, bright red) I DON'T CARE!......AND CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK IN THE SCRIPT NAME-BOX! YOU'RE NOT MY OUJO!!!!
Goku: (pouts) Yes Veggie.
Chuquita: You know the kid in the game only took 2 of the flowers. I still have 3 flowers in my item box and nothing to use
them for.
Goku: (switches characters to himself in the game and has digi-Goku hand the 3 flowers over to digi-Veggie) Look Veggie!
Digi-Veggie's givin me ~*HUGS*~! (touched)
Vegeta: (blinks at screen, baffled) How did you even get---CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT?!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) This must be the prototype.
Goku: (curiously) Hey Veggie if I gave you a flower would you give me back a hug?
Vegeta: NO! (snorts) That digital version is horribly inaccurate! WHAT would I need FLOWERS for and hugs are NOT a form of
payment!
Goku: They are to me.
Vegeta: (dryly) Really.
Goku: Hey Veggie wanna candybar? (holds up candy)
Vegeta: Oh-kay. (reaches to grab it)
Goku: (pulls candy bar away) 2 Veggiehugs please! (big sneaky grin)
Vegeta: (hands twitch) (sits back in his seat) FINE! I don't need any stupid candy bar anyway!
Goku: (sing-song voice) You will when you get hun-ger-ry!
Vegeta: Then I shall find my own form of nourishment when that time arrives!
Goku: (smirks) Uh-huh. Whatever you say Veggie. :) (sniffs candy) Mmm, MMM! It's such a YUMMY smelling candy!
Vegeta: (twitch) I can't believe you're trying to BRIBE hugs out of me.
Goku: (pouts) It just got so lonely outside....tanning all alone...without any Veggies to keep me company... (sniffles) all
I wanted Veggie to do is take the yummy candy and give me a hug...(eyes water)
Vegeta: UGH! Fine! (grabs the candy and nervously hugs Son only to have him hug back) ACK!?
Goku: (beams) I tricked Veggie!!!
Vegeta: WHAT?!!!!
Goku: (hugs Veggie tighter) MMmmm...
Chuquita: (snickers)
Vegeta: IT'S NOT FUNNY! MAKE HIM LET GO!!
Goku: (laughs) Nuh-uh! Veggie has fallen into my trap and that is where he shall stay! (insert poor-attempt at evil laughter)
Vegeta: (dryly) Think you're real clever, don't you, Kakarrotto?
Goku: (chirps) Yes I am!
Vegeta: (groans) Just start the chapter already!
Chuquita: Here's part 3 everybody!
Summary: After Veggie angers an old woman at the supermarket, she places a curse on him. Now everyone Veggie knows visualizes
the ouji as their imaginations portray him. Veggie has 1 week to find the old woman again and remove the curse or else he
will fall victim to the same effects as those around him. Will Veggie be able to get through to an over-eager Goku,
dreamy-eyed Bulma, and terrified/wildly angered Chi-Chi before it's too late? And what happens when the curse starts
effecting Veggie's vision as well?
Vegeta: (dryly) You can let go anytime now.
Goku: (smiles) Nah! I like tricking Veggie! It is fun! (hugs tighter)
Vegeta: (yelps) .....my ribs........
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" *sniff* Oh Veggie-cookie, you're such a nice comfort in my time of worry. " Goku said contently as he bit off the
Vegeta-cookie's arm. Vegeta himself sweatdropped.
" How can you eat that thing knowing that it looks just like me! " Vegeta exclaimed, sitting next to him at the
kitchen table.
" A cookie's a cookie Veggie, no matter what shape it's in. " Goku replied, " Say, aren't you gonna your me-cookie?
He looks a lil lonely. " he pointed to the Goku-cookie which happened to be the last remaining cookie from Vegeta's batch
that the ouji hadn't eaten yet.
" I, have a special form of devouring for him...I'm uh, I'm going to eat him later...so I'm going to seal him in a
tupperware container until the appropiate time, namely my midnight snack, has arrived. " Vegeta said, pulling out a container
and gently putting the cookie inside, " There you go little kaka-cookie. " he patted the lid.
" But Veggie if you eat it that late at night then I'll NEVER be able to see if you liked it or not. "
" I'll call you. "
" Huh? "
" On the phone. I'll call you after I have eaten the cookie to let you know how much I enjoyed it. " Vegeta explained
quickly.
" Alright then. " Goku popped the remainder of the Vegeta-cookie in his mouth and swallowed it, " Mmmm,
Veggielicious! "
" ...uh heh, uh heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed uneasily, " Yeah...right. " he felt his face starting to glow bright
red again and quickly shook it off, " Now Kakarrotto, we have three hours to formulate a plan to save our, uh-- "
" --*fusion-babies*! " Goku chirped.
" Yes, our, um, 'children'. Any ideas? " the ouji asked.
" Easy! We just go down there-n-beat Freeza and the other bad guys up just like me-n-Pikkon used to do back when I
was dead those 7 years! And with Veggie along for the ride it'll go even faster! " Goku explained.
" Hai, but what if he's literally holding them captive. One of those "take one more step and I'll kill both your
children" schemes. " Vegeta grumbled, " Unless we're able to get to them quickly wherever they are and get them out at the
same speed, Freeza's libel to use them as ransom in order to make us perform embarassing, sickening, and disgusting tasks
that resinate from our deepest fears!! " he paled.
" You mean like forcing me to take a giant needle up my butt or making Veggie eat a can of live worms? " the larger
saiyajin self-consiously reached down to rub his tail and bottom as if he had just had a needle stuck inside it, frightened.
" Oh the worms are scary, Kakarrotto. And death is scary too, but I can think of a WHOLE LIST of things Freeza can do
to me under ransom that would be much MUCH worse. " Vegeta shook his head, looking just as frightened as a now curious-Goku
had just a minute ago.
" What is Veggie afraid of? " the larger saiyajin asked, concerned, " Whatever it is I'll make it stop scaring little
Veggie! I promise! " Goku said determindly.
" ....I still look "super-kawaii" to you, don't I, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said flatly.
" I am trying not to over-aww at extra little Veggie seeing as how scared he was when I glomped onto him insanely
during the last chapter. " Goku explained, then gasped, " Oh NO! It's ME that scares little Veggie, ISN'T IT!? "
" NO! NO NO NO! " Vegeta waved his arms around frantically, " It's DEFINATELY not YOU, Kakarrotto!!! That's the
farthest from the truth!! "
" Aww, Veggie luvs me! " Goku instantly switched from being worried to staring at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Umm, uhhhh.... " the ouji felt his cheeks begin to heat up.
" Let's see, " Goku thought outloud to himself, " Things that little Veggies are afraid of....Veggie's afraid of
worms and all sortsa slimy limbless creatures, Veggie's afraid of dying or being killed, Veggie's afraid of losing everybody
close to him like me-n-Bulma-in-Trunks-n-Mirai-n-Bura.....OHHH, what else could little Veggie's have to be afraid of! After
all, they're so BRAVE! " Goku said, baffled.
" Thank you for the moral support, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Nice to know the peasants have faith in my
royal courageousness! "
" Heehee. " Goku giggled.
" Hm, MAYBE we could disquise OURSELVES as security guards and slip into h.f.i.l and book Freeza for holding our
children hostage before he even finds out it was us! " Vegeta said to himself, seriously considering the idea.
" WHOA, cool uniform, Toussan! " Mirai said in admiration as he went into the kitchen to get some milk.
" Really? " Vegeta smirked, feeling his ego expand again.
" Are you kidding? It looks just like the saiyajin armor Mirai Kaasan described to me when I was little. I had no
idea you actually owned some like that! " he said, seriously impressed. The ouji glanced over at Mirai's eyes and smirked to
see his reflection was wearing a super-cool version of his armor from back on namek with the addition of the same red cape
both Chibi Trunks and Bura's versions had had.
" Wow, I had no idea I was so respected by those around me. " Vegeta beamed, then looked over at Goku who was happily
playing with what looked to him like Vegeta's very puffy-furred tail. The ouji sweatdropped, " Even Kakarrotto. " he said
dryly.
" So nice-n-warm... " Goku sighed as he cuddled the tail against his cheek. Vegeta's tail twitched as if in danger.
" Don't worry, I'll get to it. " Vegeta grumbled to his frightend tail, then yanked it out of Goku's grasp. The
peasant momentarily pouted, then watched as Vegeta walked out of the room and headed curiously down the hall, " I wonder... "
he made his way into one of the rooms that contained a full-length mirror and gasped at what he saw, himself.
The ouji staring back at Vegeta through the mirror was Goku's height and wearing royal saiyajin armor. His cape
fluttered behind him and the ouji crown was neatly placed on his head. His limbs was built more manly along with his
love handles. The saiyajin's feet were also bigger and could easily rival Goku's in size. His head looked the same with the
exception of the return of a few of his bangs and his hair in general was a little wilder. The tan Vegeta had gotten on his
cruise now made him look more like a bronzed god.
" A bronzed SAIYAJIN god. " Vegeta said proudly as he turned around to look at himself, " A bronzed ROYAL saiyajin
god! "
" Oh your tan looks very handsome on you indeed, little Veggie! " Goku played along as he came up from behind Vegeta,
having just teleported into the room. Vegeta paled to see the reflection of the peasant behind him now looked like Kayka in
a saiyajin oujo uniform. Vegeta twitched, his face turning red again in both the reflection and his actual self. He squinted
his eyes and turned around, " KAKARROTTO CUT THAT OU-- " Vegeta looked up to see Goku now back to normal. Vegeta blinked,
then glanced over his shoulder at the mirror to see that Goku also looked normal, " ... "
" ... "
" ...DON'T SCREW WITH MY MIND, KAKARROTTO, OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!!! " he shook his fist at the large saiyajin, then
stomped out of the room.
" Aw Veggie, you were in the middle of musing a-bout however YOU look to your lil Veggie self and when you saw me
your brain instantly roped it in with whatever theme you had for yourself! " Goku said intellegently. Vegeta stared at him,
bug-eyed.
" Kakarrotto that sounded strangely intellege-- "
" --PIE! " Goku chirped.
" ...nevermind. " Vegeta groaned, then put his hand on his forehead, " I need to go lie down. "
" Awwwww, is there anything I can get for you little Veggie 'o mine so your Veggiemind can feel better and you can
think up a way to saves Goggie and Ji-chan? " Goku asked pleadingly.
" Yes, lower the lights in the living room. " Vegeta flopped down on the couch and pulled the blanket up over himself
to where his neck was.
Goku did so, " Anything else, Veggie? "
" Hai. Fix these baka pillows so they stop unfluffing themselves. " the ouji moaned tiredly.
" Right away little Veggie! " Goku saluted him, then started fluffing the pillows, " How's that little Veggie? "
" Mmmm, that's nice, Kakay. Real nice. " Vegeta smiled. Goku beamed, proud of himself for making Vegeta feel a bit
better.
" You're welcome, Veggie! " Goku clasped his hands together, " Now remember, if there's anything else Veggie needs,
just call. "
Vegeta glanced up at him, " Sure thing KakarroOOOO--- " his eyeballs nearly fired out of their sockets at what was
infront of him this time. In Vegeta's head Goku was now wearing his servant-maid costume and smiling politely at him. Vegeta
smirked, " Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about. " he rubbed his hands together maliciously. Goku cocked an eyebrow and looked
around for the source of the comment.
" Little Veggie what are you talking about? "
" Kakay, sit down next to Veggie, will you? " Vegeta sat up and patted the place next to him where his head had just
been laying.
" Whatever you say, lil Vedge'ums! " Goku said cheerfully, plopping himself down.
" Exactly. Whatever I say...heh-heh-heh.. " the ouji snickered, rubbing a small part of the uniform the larger
saiyajin seemed to be wearing at the moment, " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Goku laughed with him, " Ah...I love laughing with Veggie for no apparent reason! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Baka. " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto would you mind rubbing your ruler's shoulders for a
little while so his mind can relax and he can think up a clever way to elaborate upon his previously stated 'undercover' idea
for rescuing Gogeta and Vejitto. " he smirked.
" I like to rub Veggie! " Goku eagerly wiggled his fingers.
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Uh-heh-heh...heh...really?---III! " he nearly jumped out of his pants when he suddenly
felt something touch his shoulders, " Mmmm, heeheeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeee~ " the ouji trailed off with a big relaxed grin on his
face.
" Hahahahaha! " Goku laughed again with him; fortunately for him Vegeta was already drifting off into his own little
dreamland to notice the laughter this time, " Veggiesilly! "
" Yes, my sweet Kaka-servant-maid, Veggie IS silly. " Vegeta smiled.
Goku paused and sweatdropped, " Hey! I am not Veggie's servant-maid! " he pouted stubbornly. Vegeta froze and slapped
his hand over his mouth and twitched.
He looked back at Goku who still looked in-uniform and smiled nervously, " Of course not! It was a mistake, Kakay,
really! " Vegeta waved his hands infront of Goku's face.
" Well........Veggie is forgiven! " the larger saiyajin's expression brightened up. He went back to rubbing the
ouji's shoulders, " Anything else Veggie would like me to rub? "
" My back... " Vegeta said in a daze; the rubbing doing just the opposite of what it intended, Vegeta's mind was now
floating around in la la land.
" Well! That was fun! " Chi-Chi said happily as she emerged from Trunks's room after theroughly beating up the
digital Vegeta in the videogame as Goku over 50 times in a row, " I may have to buy Goten a playstation 2 as well! " she
beamed as she walked along the upstairs hallway.
" AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--AH, AH AH AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHhh... "
an undeniably pleased voice came from down below her. Chi-Chi instantly recognized the voice and paled. She dashed down the
stairs to see a happy-looking Goku rubbing Vegeta's back on the couch. The wildly content ouji looked normal this time, with
the exception of the white boxers he appeared to have on which read in big red letters "Kakay's mine" on them. Chi-Chi's jaw
hung open and fell to the ground.
" OUJI!!! " she screamed in rage. Vegeta felt the hands rubbing his back instantly freeze and tighten in fright,
causing him to look up to see Chi-Chi glowering at him.
" Why Onna, hello. " he snickered, leaning backward against the larger saiyajin, who instantly paled as he watched
Chi-Chi's anger double, " Kakay was just helping me relax just now. He's so very *GOOD* at it, you know. " the ouji snuggled
back. Goku twitched.
" GET OFF HIM, OUJI!! " Chi-Chi stamped her foot.
" No. I happen to like it here. " Vegeta folded his arms boastfully.
" Veggie's weight making my thighs sweat. " Goku tugged on Vegeta's arm, sweatdropping.
" Oh your thighs'll get over it, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta replied, then wiggled slightly, " Eew, they ARE wet...is that
normal for you? "
" I DUNNO!! " Goku near-shouted, his face becoming increasingly pink.
" JUST GET OFF OF HIS LAP, OUJI! " Chi-Chi whapped Vegeta over the head; however due to the fact that Vegeta was the
2nd strongest being on the planet, the hit hadn't hurt as much as it would another human.
" I am NOT on Kakarrotto's LAP! " Vegeta snapped, disgusted, " I am perched up on thighs, see! " he pointed to where
he was seated.
" That IS his lap, you moron. " Chi-Chi spat.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he examined what was beneath him more closely and turned pale green, " OH MY GOD! I AM ON
HIS LAP!! " he shrieked only to have Chi-Chi use his moment of distraction to promptly push him off and onto the ground. She
walked over to him and kicked him in the back where Goku had been rubbing, " YEOW! "
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried out, grabbing the little ouji and putting him back on the couch, tummy down, " Oh Veggie your
poor little back! Does it hurt bad? Are you oh-kay? Oh I worked so hard trying to help Veggie's tender lil Veggieback feel
better and then Chi-chan comes along and KICKS him RIGHT THERE! " he sobbed, then paused for a moment to send Chi-Chi an
angered glare and went back to rubbing Vegeta's back, " Poor Veggie poor poor Veh-gee! "
" GOKU STOP RUBBING HIM AND GO CHANGE YOUR PANTS! YOU MUST HAVE SWEAT DOWN TO YOUR KNEES BY NOW! " Chi-Chi exclaimed,
then looked over at Vegeta, " How much do you WEIGH! " she asked curiously.
" 108, 132, 155--all depends on what ssj level I'm at. " he shrugged, then snickered, " Heh-heh, you got Kakay mad at
you. "
" Shuddup. "
" Shouldn't have stuck a violent hand against me, you know how he feels about those close to him attacking each other
, he just gets SO upset. " Vegeta grinned evilly.
" WHY YOU-- " Chi-Chi pulled out a gun and aimed it at his head, " IF YOU DON'T SHUDDUP RIGHT NOW I'LL PULL THE
TRIGGER AND BLOW YOUR EVIL OUJI BRAINS OUT!!! "
" IIIIPE! "
Chi-Chi froze and glanced over to see Goku standing there looking terrified with his fists covering his mouth and his
pants somehow miraculously dry again.
" Oh crap. " she groaned.
" Kakay, Onna says she wansa kill me. " the ouji said in his best baby-voice, trying to appear extra harmless. Goku
stared at the extra-kawaii hallucination version of the smaller saiyajin and broke into tears.
" My Veggie..... " Goku trailed off.
" Goku--Goku calm down. Look! " Chi-Chi bent the gun downward, " I broke it. Now it can't hurt the Ouji! Don't cry
Go-chan! Oh-kay. "
" Oh--oh-kay. " Goku said in a little voice, then teleported between Vegeta and Chi-Chi and grabbed the ouji,
pressing him tightly and protectively against his own body. Vegeta let out a muffled yelp as he felt his entire body leap up
20 degrees and practically radiate a bright red color.
" KakarrotTO...let GO Of ME!!!.....or...or at least...let me get a...shirt on!!! " Vegeta squeaked out into Goku's gi
as he felt his own body start to go numb.
" But I ~*luv*~ Veggie, and I don't want to see him get hurt. " Goku pouted down at him.
" You're...hurting me..NOW.. " Vegeta managed to get out.
" OH! " Goku dropped him to the floor, " Sorry Veggie! "
" Yeah you better be. " Vegeta grumbled as he lay there, currently unable to move and still bright red; waiting for
his nervous system to reactivate.
" So why were you rubbing the Ouji's back in the first place anyway? " Chi-Chi asked with slight distaste, sitting
down. Goku sat down next to her.
" Oh, you see me-n-Veggie were just sitting there and Veggie's brain had blanked out so I was tapping it back-n-forth
like a lil bobblehead-Veggie when all of a sudden the phone rang! I picked it up and it was FREEZA from down in h.f.i.l! "
Chi-Chi gasped.
" He said he had me-n-Veggie's fusion-babies captured and he's threatening to KILL THEM in three HOURS if we don't
have a plan and aren't able to save them in time! Veggie had sort of an idea of what he thought could help us save our
fusion-babies but he needed to relax in order to think of a way to elaborate and perfect his idea so he asked me to rub his
shoulders for him and after I did that he asked me to rub his back. " Goku explained.
Chi-Chi gawked, " YOU'RE SITTING HERE RUBBING THE OUJI'S FILTHY OUJI-BACK WHILE YOUR CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER! Ugh!
Typical Goku. " she rolled her eyes.
" HEY! I care about my fusion-babies! " he said defensively, " I care a LOT! And if I am not mistaken I remember a
time when after I first fought little Veggie and he flew away in his spaceship and Chi-chan and the others came to the
battlefield that Chi-chan jumped right over me and only cared about Gohan and didn't say a thing to me and Bulma and the
others had to lift me into the plane and when Yajirobe finally said something about how Chi-chan was neglecting me and what
kind of marriage this is that she doesn't even bother to ask me how I am even though I'd been dead for a year and theroughly
beaten up by little Veggie and she just says it's my fault and I can stay back there for all she cares! " Goku sputtered, out
, " So don't you tell ME that I don't care about my family members cuz at least me-n-Veggie TRIED to come up with a plan! "
Chi-Chi stood there, dumbstruck at the fact that he even retorted at all.
Vegeta stared at her incrediously, " You were going to let Kakay DIE?!! " he paled.
" NO! It's just that--he--MY BABY WAS KIDNAPPED BY PICCOLO FOR A YEAR!! " she snapped, " And then he had to fight
YOU! "
" Kakarrotto had been DEAD. I broke most of his bones when I was in oozaru form, he couldn't even MOVE! At least
Gohan could MOVE! " Vegeta stared at her in disgust, " SICKENING human. " he walked over to Goku, then got an idea and
whipped around, bursting into compact oozaru, " RRRRAH! "
" AHH! " Chi-Chi yelped, terrified; the ouji's compact oozaru form looked to her imagination like her first vision of
the ouji only with red fur. Vegeta snickered, then paused.
" That's it! BWAHAHA! " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto! We shall continue with our plan to go undercover as security
guards, BUT we shall do it in compact oozaru form! Thereby blending in even better with the already red and blue ogres and
the other guards in general! BEFORE going directly into h.f.i.l, we shall teleport to Enma's. He MUST be the one who gave
Gogeta and Vejitto those security uniforms. We'll just ask to borrow some from him. THEN we'll go to h.f.i.l, arrest Freeza,
and free our children. " Vegeta explained, proud of himself.
" But extra-little Veggie who is now all nice-n-red-n-furry, I do not know HOW to go compact oozaru, I mean, I do,
but I couldn't get my body to do it. " Goku pouted.
" Do not worry, my sweet, simple-minded peasant. For I can easily give you a crash course in it now that we're not
on the ship where innocent people could've gotten hurt, anymore. " Vegeta boasted.
" AWW, thank you Veggie! " Goku clasped his hands together, " I wonder what color my *fur* will be... " he mused.
" *RING*RING*RING*!! " all three froze at the sound of the phone.
" Oh VEGGIE! It's FREEZA! What if he's called back to tell us our poor lil fusion-babies are DEAD!? "
" I'm sure it's NOT Freeza this time, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta tried to calm him down.
" Then YOU answer it! " the larger saiyajin said, frightened.
Vegeta sighed, then gulped with slight nervousness as he picked up the phone, " Hello? "
" This is the coolest most fun idea you've thought up YET, Jitto! " Gogeta said happily as they put the finishing
touches on the two life-sized plushies of themselves. Both plushies had black vertical oval buttons for eyes and little
smiles on their faces.
" Well it's always good to have a backup. " Vejitto said, holding his up to take a good look at it.
" Mine's kawaiier! " Gogeta said proudly.
" IT IS NOT! "
" IS SO! "
" Oh forget it! We're not in the position to argue right now and besides if we get into a 'shouting contest' then
Freeza's goons will find us EASY! " Vejitto explained, fixing his plushie-double's gi a bit.
" Yeah...you know I almost hate to leave them in our place, they're so cute. " Gogeta pouted.
" And we DID make them ourselves. " Vejitto frowned also, feeling a little bit guilty, then perked up and held his
plushie infront of him, " Don't worry Goggie, we'll survive! " the Vejitto-plushie 'said'.
" Hahaha. " Gogeta laughed, then held up his plushie and did the same, " Yeah, with our a-mazing super-plushie powers
, NO ONE and stop us! AH-Hahahahaha! "
" Hahahahahaha! " the Vejitto plushie joined in, " Come Goggie, let's get back to where they tied us up and get into
position as bait! " Vejitto-plushie nodded.
" Indeed! "
" ...but first, a dance! "
Both plushies started dancing around with the 'help' of their creators.
" Doodoodoodoodoo doodoo, doodoodoodoodoo doodoo! " Gogeta provided the 'music'.
" Oh-kay! The dance is over and our kaka-ish time is done! " Vejitto announced cheerfully, then went into
serious-veggie-mode, " Now let's get them tied up and push the pot back to where it was. "
" Hai! " Gogeta nodded, also shifting into serious-veggie-mode. Both fusions dashed off and teleported up to where
the now-empty ropes hung. They quickly tied their life-sized plushie-selves into the position they had been held in and
pushed the pot back into place.
" There. " Vejitto said, admiring their handywork.
" We are truely geniusus, Jitto! " Gogeta said proudly.
" HEEE~~ " Vejitto flashed him a Son grin, " NOW we go hide off in the bushes and when we see Mommy and Daddy arrive
we leap out from here and all four of us'll beat up Freeza and his lackeys and then we'll arrest them and send them off to
h.f.i.l jail! " he said happily.
" It seems weird for h.f.i.l to have a JAIL. Isn't this already a prison for all the bad guys? " Gogeta cocked his
head.
" Well, yeah, but the JAIL has prisoncells. " Vejitto nodded thoughtfully.
" Oh. " Gogeta blinked.
" Ah! " Vejitto snapped his fingers, " One more thing! " he formed a small ball of ki, " Hey Goggie, I want you to
put a little bit of your ki inside your plushie; I know Freeza can't detect ki, but some of his lackeys can. Put just enough
of our ki inside it so that it'll appear like we're tired and asleep. Oh-kay? " he said, finishing his own.
" Wow Jitto, you think of everything! " Gogeta said, impressed as he filled his plushie with ki, " Now what? "
" NOW, we hide. " Vejitto said simply, then bounced behind a nearby bush.
" Haha! This is the fun part! " Gogeta grinned and joined him in hiding.
" Bulma! " an relieved voice grinned over the phone, " Oh thank God it's you. " Vegeta said.
" VEGGIE! Veggie, tell Bulma! Tell her how Freeza called and he's holding our sweet lil fusion-babies hostage and we
need to save them and we need her help and-- " Goku sputtered.
" --so did you find anything to counteract the curse? " Vegeta replied.
" WAHHH~~ " Goku fell over, " VEH-GEE! DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT OUR SWEET LITTLE BABIES WHO WE HAD TOGETHER!!! "
" Well, so far we still haven't spotted the old woman, but Dende MAY have a few spells that can counteract the curse.
But I'd rather have you come over here to get a good look at them first.
" Sure. We were planning to head up there anyway. Kakarrotto and I have another crisis on our hands and I suppose it
would be better for all of us if we just explain the situation face-to-face anyhow. " Vegeta nodded, then glanced over at an
increasingly worrying Goku, " I think I'm going to teleport Kakarrotto and myself there now, seeing as he's starting to get
a little panicky. " he hung up, " Come on Kakarrotto, let's go. "
" Oh--oh-kay. " Goku nodded weakily.
" WHAT?! You can't just take him like that! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
The little ouji smirked and purposely slid extra close to the larger saiyajin before teleporting off, " Watch me. "
he said, then disappeared with a pink-cheeked Goku next to him.
Chi-Chi twitched in annoyance, " OOOOOOoooh, CURSE YOU, OUJI!! " she shook her fist in the air, then thought for a
moment, " Hmm, I wonder where Dr. Briefs keeps his Capsule Cars. " she walked off, " I may be able to catch up to them yet! "
" You know Dende, some of your culture's spells are amazing! " Bulma said, intregued as she flipped through one of
the old books, " I mean, the stuff you could do! "
" I'd rather not tempt myself in thinking about it. " Dende sweatdropped, taking a break from the crystal ball to
help her.
" HELLO! " a happy voice chirped from behind them, startling both Bulma and Dende.
" Son-kun! " Bulma smiled, turning to face him, " How are you--- "
" --Bulma-listen-I-have-to-tell-you-something-very-IMPORTANT! " Goku said anxiously, " You-see-Freeza-called-Capsule-
-Corp-and-I-answered-and-he-said-that-he-has-our-fusion-babies-captured-and-we-have-only-3-hours-to-think-up-a-plot-to-save-
-them-and-Veggie-has-one-but-in-order-for-it-to-work-he-has-to-teach-me-how-to-get-to-compact-oozaru-like-him-and-I-don't-
-know-how-I'll-be-able-to-control-my-giant-oozaru-form-to-even-have-enough-consious-to-even-TRY-to-compact-it!! "
" Wha?... " she blinked, confused.
Vegeta sighed, " Kakarrotto and I are going to go undercover as security-guards in h.f.i.l to rescue Gogeta and
Vejitto who have been kidnapped by Freeza. I decided that since everyone knows what we look like in normal form and in our
ssj forms that we could go there in the security guard uniforms in our compact oozaru forms so we wouldn't be recognized that
easily. However, I need to somehow get through to Kakarrotto while he is regular oozaru form so that he can supress his ki
allowing him to attain compact oozaru. "
" Oh. " Bulma blinked, " Umm, how do you want me to help you? "
" You can help us with that later. " Vegeta said, then stared up at her hopefully, " Did you really find a cure or a
way to reverse the curse? "
Bulma bit her lip, " Well, I DID find a 'reality-check' spell which allows you to see everything in reality, but I'm
not sure what the details of that one are or if they'll clash with the curse you already have on you. " she explained,
" There's also a 'cleansing chant' of some sort but I'm not sure that'll work either. " Bulma frowned, " Our best bet really
is to find this old woman and have her remove it for you. "
" But you said you CAN'T find her! " Vegeta shouted.
" Calm down! Calm down! " Bulma sweatdropped, then gave him a thumbs up and winked, " DENDE can't find her, but I can
bet anything the Kaios can! " she held out her hands, " You're going to otherworld anyway! Why don't you just ask Kaio-sama
to find her for you! Or even Kaioshin or Dai Kaioshin. Any of them would be glad to lend this little favor to the two guys
who saved the universe from Majin Buu! " Bulma grinned.
Vegeta grinned, " That's perfect! Once I get Kakarrotto's compact oozaru form working we'll teleport there. "
Goku whimpered, sending a reminder to Vegeta.
" AHHH! Of course! The fusions! OHHHHHHHHHh, but do I really wanna face FREEZA and all those people with this curse
on my head. AND WHAT IF YOU TURN INTO KAYKA AGAIN!! " he pointed to Goku, who was now looking normal to Vegeta again and sans
his servant-maid attire.
" What's wrong with Kayka? I like her. " Goku pouted, then clasped his hands together, " She's so pretty! She looks
just like me if I were a girl! "
Bulma and Dende sweatdropped while Vegeta laughed nervously.
" Ah hahaha....yeah. " Vegeta coughed to clear his voice, " Now Kakarrotto, we're going to go outside onto the
lookout so I can figure out a way to get your regular oozaru form to keep enough of your consiousness to reach compact oozaru
. " he nodded, pushing Goku out of Dende's house and onto the main part of the lookout. Goku watched confusedly as Vegeta
pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses and put them on.
" Little Veggie whatcha doin? " Goku asked.
" Easy, by putting these dark sunglasses on I shall shield my vision of the zeno units the false moon I'm about to
create will give off. That way I can guide you along without accidentally going oozaru myself. " Vegeta pointed to his
sunglasses.
" I guess that makes sense. " Goku thought outloud.
" Now before I form the fake moon I want to explain something to you about the differences between powering up to a
ssj form and an oozaru/compact oozaru form. While achieving ssj form is mainly about feeling a strong emotion that literally
breaks the barrier on your own abilities' limits, compact oozaru has to do with focus. "
" Focus, Veggie? " Goku tilted his head, " Ooh, hey Veggie you smell that? " his nose started to sniff the air.
Vegeta groaned, " God help me survive this. KAKARROTTO PAY ATTENTION!! "
" Huh? " Goku looked back at him.
" FOCUS, BAKA! WHEN YOU'RE IN OOZARU FORM YOUR MOST PRIMAL FEELINGS AND DESIRES ESCAPE AND ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER ALL
RATIONAL THOUGHT! THAT'S why you have to keep focus on your ki and keep you consious focused as well. "
" Is it really that hard, Veggie? " Goku looked worried.
The ouji sighed, " Actually for most saiyajin it's quite easy because we're trained from when we are children to
control ourselves in oozaru form that if we wanted to we could just walk around all day in that form with our minds still
completely normal. I never really bothered using it because most of the foes I encountered where afraid of me already so
there was no use in attempting something I had already succeeded at. " Vegeta explained, " It's only hard for you because,
from what I've heard, you have a lousy time keeping your self-control in oozaru form. So what I want you do to is focus on
who you are and what you're trying to do--once you're in regular oozaru form of course. " he walked closer to Goku, " Do you
think you can do that, Kakarrotto? "
" I shall try, little Veggie! " Goku saluted him.
" GOOD. " Vegeta replied, " Because I'm not chopping your tail off. You screw this up and I'll tie you to the lookout
and have your body excrete the zeno units naturally until you're back to normal and I shall travel to h.f.i.l. and go through
with the plan without you. Got it? "
" Got it! " Goku said, determined.
" Alright Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said, forming the ball of ki and hurling it into the air, " HERE GOES!! "
" VEGETA WAIT! " Bulma shouted from behind him.
" What NOW. " a small vein bulged on his forehead.
" Vegeta, maybe you should let Goku take his gi off first. If he goes oozaru with it on, he's going to rip it into
pieces! " she pointed out.
Vegeta turned a pale green, " Good point. Kakarrotto take your gi off, hand it to me, THEN look at the fake moon. "
he instructed.
" Oh-kay Veggie. " Goku smiled, then took off his boots, wrist-bands, gi, and the blue t-shirt underneath his gi,
leaving him with only his white boxers on, " Should I take off my underwear TOO, little Veggie? "
Vegeta turned even greener, " Uhhh, n-- " he looked over at Bulma, " Oh, alright. " he groaned, looking away, " Just
hand them to Bulma, AND KEEP YOUR BACK FACING ME! " he warned.
" Why? " the larger saiyajin blinked.
" BECAUSE IT'S EMBARASSING THAT'S WHY! " the ouji shouted, his face bright red.
Goku shrugged, then turned his back towards the smaller saiyajin and tossed off his boxers off in Bulma's direction.
She picked them up and sweatdropped.
" Hey Veh-geeee-tah! " Bulma said in a sing-song voice as she held the boxers out towards his face. Vegeta shrieked
and backed up, falling back on his butt, " Hahaha! "
" CUT THAT OUT!! " he snapped, getting up, " THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT! "
" Yes there is. You're, haha, afraid of a pair of underpants just because Son-kun's worn them! " she laughed.
Vegeta twitched, " I AM NOT AFRAID! I'm just disgusted! Those, THINGS have been touching the lower region of that
large peasant for who knows HOW LONG! "
" Since 7 this morning, Veggie! " Goku chirped, his back still towards Vegeta and Bulma. The ouji sweatdropped.
" Thanks for sharing, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" You are VERY WELCOME, ~*little Veggie 'o mine*~! " the larger saiyajin said sweetly. Vegeta felt his face flush red
. He walked over to Goku and grabbed either side of the saiyajin's neck. Goku laughed, " Veggie tickles! "
" Arg! " Vegeta felt the blush increase and shook his head to get it out, " Now Kakarrotto, let's go over it ONE MORE
TIME. Who are you! " he demanded.
" I'm Son Goku! " he grinned.
" And WHAT are you trying to do! "
" Compress my ki down so I can go compact oozaru! "
" Good. " Vegeta nodded, " Just keep chanting those two answers in your head. Oh-kay? "
" Oh-kay! "
The ouji then turned Goku's head upward to where the fake moon was and let go of his neck; teleporting back to where
he had left Bulma.
Goku twitched at the sight of the moon, then let out a roar as all the hairs on his tail stood on end. Brown fur
started sprouting all over his body as he shot up in height to nearly take up all the room on the lookout, " RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! " he screamed,
then started stomping his huge feet and shaking his arms in the air.
" Vegeta I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope you know what you're doing. " Bulma paled at the sight, remembering the last
time she had seen Goku go oozaru, " His mind goes CRAZY when he-- "
" --yeah yeah! I know I know! " Vegeta brushed it off. Bulma rolled her eyes, then tossed a capsule to the ground to
reveal a protection helmet. She put it on and went back inside Dende's, " You could at least stay out here to watch! " he
complained.
Bulma sighed, " Alright. But if really starts getting out of control I'm going inside. " she sat down on the steps.
Vegeta pulled out a megaphone, " KAKARROTTO!!! " he shouted into it, only to have Goku still stomp around, roaring
wildly. Vegeta teleported infront of his face, " KAKARROTTO!!! "
" RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! " Goku roared at him.
Vegeta twitched and turned a pale green, " Fish-breath. " he hopped onto Goku's snort and tilted his head in the
direction of Goku's left eye, then promptly yanked on his own right ear causing Goku to help and grab his left. The giant
oozaru paused and stared at the ouji.
" EHHHHHHH-EEEEEEEEEEE? " the creature roared out, confused.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Yes, Kakarrotto, it's Eh-eee. " he said dryly.
" WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! " the giant oozaru made out what sounded like a very deep squeal. He grabbed Vegeta with both
his hands and sat down on the floor of the lookout, nearly crushing Dende's house, " II, EH-EEE! " the now extra-large cooed,
rubbing the top of Vegeta's hair with his thumb.
Vegeta paled, then tried with all his might to squeeze out of Goku's grasp, but to no avail. He panted in pain, then
glared up at Goku, " KAKARROTTO LET GO OF ME! "
" Haahahahahaaaaa... " the oozaru gave him a big toothy grin, " I OV EH-EEE! "
" Yes, you "luv Veggie". We all know that. " the ouji sweatdropped, " Now let go of me and concentrate on powering
down! "
" HEEEEEEE~ " Goku started to rub Vegeta on the head again instead.
" VEGETA! I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! " Bulma shouted, " BESIDES, YOU PROBABLY STILL LOOK THE
WAY HE'S IMAGINING YOU! THE CURSE, REMEMBER! "
" O. " Vegeta gulped, " You still see that baka-looking extra-little version of me, huh Kaka-chan? "
" MMMMMmmmmmm, rrrAAAAAAHHHH! "
" ... " Vegeta thought for a moment, then smirked as an idea popped into his head, " You better hurry, Kakarrotto. "
" ? " the oozaru looked at him inquisitively, " AR? "
" If you don't compress your ki now, our babies are going to be in an awful lot of trouble. " Vegeta smirked, " Only
3 hours to think up a plan and get there, right? "
" AHHR! " Goku's eyes flickered in fright. He gently set Vegeta down and stood up again, clenching his fists, " RRRR.
...RRRRRrrr... "
" POWER DOWN, KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta snapped angrily, " FOCUS! "
" RRRRRRRAAAAARRR!!! " the huge ape complained. He squinted his eyes and ki flared around him. Goku suddenly felt
something inside him twitch and the oozaru started to shrink down. Bulma and Vegeta grinned.
" Haha! He's doing it! " Bulma cheered, taking her helmet off and tossing it to the ground.
" Heh, o' ye of little faith. " the ouji said boastfully to her.
" RRRRr....RRRRRrrr..RRRRRRrr....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku screamed as he stopped
shrinking and once again reached his normal size and height. He stared at the ground, panting heavily. Vegeta took one look
at him and his jaw hit the floor in shock.
Goku glanced over at Bulma and Vegeta and smiled, " Did I do it Veggie? " he beamed.
" ....ah......ahh.... " Vegeta said, speechless.
Bulma giggled lightly at him, " Oh Son-kun, heeheehee, you're, haha, hahaha, your fur, it's, hahaha--- "
" --PINK!? " Vegeta exclaimed, gawking in shock.
" Pink? " Goku blinked, then looked down to see that the fur his compact oozaru form sported was indeed a light pink,
" Pink? " he blinked again, petting the fur on his arm. He dashed over to a nearby mirror inside Dende's and gasped, " IT
IS PINK!! " Vegeta and Bulma crept into the room to peek in on him. Goku looked distressed for a moment, then shrugged,
" Oh well! " he chirped.
" WAHHH!! " Vegeta fell over.
Bulma laughed, " That's the Son-kun I know! "
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH WELL"! " Vegeta shouted, stomping over to him, " YOU'RE, YOU'RE PINK! "
" So? " Goku tilted his head.
" YOU'RE A SAIYAJIN WARRIOR WITH PINK FUR!!! "
" ...I don't follow you. "
" UGH! " Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " Pink's a girl-color, Kakarrotto! "
" But I look so cute! " Goku grinned, turning back to admire himself in the mirror, " And look how kawaii it looks &
feels! It's even softer than the fur on my tail! " he said, then grabbed the tail only to find that too now had pink fur
instead of its previous brown, " Awwwww.. " he turned back to Vegeta, " Come on Veggie! Gimmie a hug and you'll see how
nice-n-pillowy-soft it is! " Goku said eagerly.
" NO WAY!! Besides, you're, you're, unclothed! " the ouji sputtered.
Goku pouted, " But the fur covers it, just like Veggie's fur covers his when he's in compact oozaru for--HEY! YEAH!
Veggie you go compact oozaru and THEN gimmie a hug! It'll be twice as comfy! " he chirped.
" NO! "
" ...what if I get my boxers back on? "
" ...maybe. "
" FWEE! " the larger saiyajin squealed, then grabbed his boxers from Bulma and put them on, then pounced over to
Vegeta, " Come 'ere, lil Vedge'ums! "
" Ehhh... " Vegeta backed up only to have himself grabbed and pulled forward into a huge hug.
" MMMM! Doesn't it feel nice, Veggie! "
" Yeah....nice.... " Vegeta squeaked out, his face bright red, " ..nice and...and **soft**....WAH! " his head snapped
to attention. He shook it clear and yanked himself out of the hug, " NOW CUT THAT OUT! " Vegeta shook his fist at Goku, who
only grinned in response. Vegeta paled at Goku's canine teeth, which had taken on a slightly sharper look to them, ::That's
not good:: he then regained his ground and snorted, " I can't believe this! PINK FUR! Not even a dark, almost maroon-ish
pink, it's LITTLE-GIRL PINK! " he burst into compact oozaru himself, " THIS FORM'S ENTIRE PURPOSE IS TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE
HEARTS OF OUR ENEMIES! HOW MANY SUPER-VILLAINS WILL FEAR A PINK SAIYAJIN!!! "
" Kid Buu was pink and we sure feared him. " Goku said as-a-matter-of-factly.
" ... " Vegeta was left speechless as Goku walked past him to pick his gi up off the floor where Vegeta had left it,
" He--HEY! " the ouji snapped.
" Heh, he's got you there, Vegeta! " Bulma grinned. Vegeta sent a death-glare in her direction.
" Well you're NOT Kid Buu, Kakarrotto! Why if we were back on Bejito-sei and you had pulled out that poofy pink fur
of yours the entire planet would be in an uproar with laughter! NO ONE WOULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY! "
" They would after they saw how strong I was. " Goku smiled as he pulled his gi top on and put wrapped the sash
around his shirt and pants. Vegeta twitched.
" But it doesn't work like that! "
" Well I still think I look cute no matter what little Veggie says. Hmmph. " Goku nodded.
" I didn't say it didn't look "cute", Kakarrotto! " the ouji sweatdropped, panicking.
" Lil-lil Veggie thinks I'm cuuuuuuute? " the larger saiyajin said w/big sparkily eyes.
" That's not what I mean either! " Vegeta shouted, " What I meant is that that color and texture of fur combined with
your kaka-personality is way too saccharine-sweet to SCARE anybody! YOU LOOK LIKE A CHILD'S STUFFED ANIMAL PLAY-THING! "
" But I don't wanna be scary, Veggie. " Goku blinked, his now-fluffy-pink tail wafting about in the breeze. Vegeta
groaned.
" Baka peasant just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... " the ouji grumbled.
" GO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! "
" ...it just got even worser. " Vegeta groaned again as he could see a tiny dot far off in the sky.
One of Dr Briefs' newest hover-cars came skidding to a wild halt on the edge of the lookout. Goku waddled over to it
only to see none other than Chi-Chi hop out of the drivers seat.
" Wow, pretty car, Chi-chan! " he smiled.
" I borrowed it, thanks--AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, JUST LETTING THE OUJI KIDNAP YOU OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT
AND-- " it finally registered in Chi-Chi's brain that fluffy pink fur was growing out of Goku's arms and part of his chest;
the gi covering the rest of the fur with the exception of his tail, " ...what happened to you? "
" This is my compact oozaru form! " Goku said happily, " Whadda ya think! " he bent down eagerly.
" Oh Go-chan.....you look ADORABLE! " she said in awe. Goku grinned widely and hugged her, leaning down slightly.
" Aww Chi-chan! You are the first to agree with me on how kawaii I look! " he snuggled against her, " Veggie thought
it looked girly. "
Chi-Chi blew a rasberry in Vegeta's direction. The ouji twitched in annoyance.
" Well I think it's very sweet. You look just like a big plushy. " Chi-Chi hugged back.
" I know Veggie said THAT! " Goku nodded, " O--only Veggie said I looked like a stuffed animal, he didn't use
"plushy". "
" Oh. So what's it feel like? I mean, this form's related to that giant ape thing of yours and not the ssj ones,
right? " Chi-Chi asked curiously.
" I feel wildly spontanious, Chi-chan! " Goku grinned, " Even more so than usual! Like right now I feel like hopping
up and down. " he said, doing so, " And now I feel like spinning around on my tail like a top! " Goku accomplished this after
he finished saying it, " Or NOW, when I feel like doing this! " he dipped Chi-Chi and gave her a kiss, then dropped her to
the floor, " I feel like giving into my most spontanious nature! It's GREAT! " Goku then bounced around the lookout at random
places and speeds.
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, still flat on her back on the floor. She pumped one arm in the air, " WOO-HOO! TAKE THAT,
OUJI! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " she laughed victoriously.
Vegeta snorted in response.
Goku blinked, " Does Veggie wanna smoochie too? "
" NO! " both Vegeta and Chi-Chi yelped.
" THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING THOSE KAKA-FANGS GET ANYWHERE NEAR MY FLESH!! "
" YOU KISS HIM AND I SWEAR I'LL KICK BOTH YOUR HIDES! "
Goku sweatdropped, " I was just asking. Chi-chan made like it was something for little Veggies to be jealous of. "
" Well it's NOT. " Vegeta snapped, bright red in the face. He put on his gloves and walked over to Goku, then pulled
up either side of the larger saiyajin's upper lip, " You see these things, Onna? " Vegeta motioned to the 4 now very-sharp
yet normal sized canine teeth Goku was now sporting thanks to his compact oozaru form, " He slips up even a little bit when
he's kissing you and he'll end up slicing your face by accident in so many different pieces not even the best doctors in the
world could put you back together! "
" EEE! " Goku ran his tongue over to each individual 'fang', " Wow Veggie! They're just like vampire teeth! Or
dinosaur teeth! "
Vegeta sighed and let go, " Yes Kakarrotto, "dinosaur teeth". They're meant to help you rip apart your food better
than you can in your normal form and they also serve a purpose in...urm......bonding. "
" And they help me chew! " Goku chirped.
" ....yah. " Vegeta sweatdropped, then patted Goku on the shoulder, " And now Onna, if you'll excuse us, we have to
head to Enma's in order to pick up some more information on Freeza's evil scheme. "
" AND to get some security guard uniforms so we can trick Freeza AND all the bad guys who're helping him! " Goku
added in.
" And I'M going with you. " Chi-Chi said determindly.
Vegeta burst into ssj, " WHAT?! "
" You heard me, Ouji! If you think for a minute that I'm letting you take MY sweet, innocent Go-chan, " she motioned
to Goku, who had his head tilted and was waving dumbly at them, " with you down to H.F.I.L, then you're even crazier than
I gave you credit for! "
Vegeta and Chi-Chi stared each other down for a moment. The ouji smirked, " Alright Onna. Come if you want to. "
" Wha-huh? " she blinked.
" After all, that IS where you're probably headed after you kick the bucket so I don't see any reason why not to give
you a little preview of the place. " he shrugged boastfully.
" HA! YOU'RE the one that's headed to h.f.i.l after YOU die, Ouji! That's where you went the first time, isn't it?
And if Enma hadn't intervened the second time you would've ended up there too! "
" You have no proof of that. " Vegeta snickered, " After all, there was no clear-cut visual of me IN h.f.i.l. I
wasn't there when I spoke to Kakarrotto after my first death. "
" Where were you anyway? " Goku looked over at him, confused.
" I dunno, some type of limbo. " Vegeta shrugged, " I was missing my clothes and everything was all light blue and
wavey like you saw. It DEFINATELY wasn't h.f.i.l. As for the second time, " he turned back to Chi-Chi, " Enma told me that if
he hadn't preserved my body in order to send me back to fight Buu; I'm was also apparently the strongest guy in otherworld at
the moment; then what he was planning to do was put my body in one of these body boxes and erase all the memories from my
soul and pull an Uubu on me. "
" You mean little Veggie would've been re-entered into the world as a human? " Goku gasped, fearful.
" Who knows! Enma said he could've sent me anywhere across the entire Northern Galaxy! So I may not have even landed
back on Earth in whatever new form I was to take! I could've been sent to ANY PLANET IN THIS ENTIRE SECTION OF THE
UNIVERSE!!! "
The larger saiyajin twitched, his face a pale white and half on his way to fainting.
" BUT, it didn't happen that way, did it? " Vegeta said proudly.
" No it didn't, little Veggie! " Goku grinned, " Instead we had Ji-chan together and Veggie's plan and my attack and
Hercule's ability to persuade mass amounts of people SAVED THE UNIVERSE! "
" Yes, yes we did. "
" And NOW we're going to "SAVE" our fusion-babies! AGAIN! Only this time Chi-chan will play the role of Hercule. "
Goku said happily, pointing to her.
" WHAT! " Chi-Chi snapped. Vegeta burst into laughter.
" BWAHAHA, yes Kakarrotto, now that you mention it, I DO see the similarities! HAHAHA--ipe! " he yelped suddenly
and looked down to see Chi-Chi with her hands around his neck and growling up at him as she dangled the ouji inches above
the ground.
" OOOH, WHY YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT IGNORANT IDIOT!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" RRRRRRAAAAA! " Vegeta burst into compact oozaru, causing Chi-Chi to scream in fright and drop him to the floor.
" Baka Onna! It was KAKARROTTO who compaired you to Hercule! I just laughed at it! " Vegeta explained, annoyed.
" EXACTLY! " she snapped.
" ... " Vegeta stared at her, confused, " ...you're insane, you know that? "
" Hahaha, Chi-chan is cer-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-zy! " Goku laughed as he ice-skated around the lookout.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at him, " What the heck are you doing? "
Goku grinned, " Being SPONTANIOUS, Veggie! And I LIKE it! " he pulled a box of candy out of nowhere and tossed the
box to the ouji while he continued to skate, " WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'm starting to think teaching Kakarrotto to go compact oozaru was a bad idea. "
" YIPEEE!!! " Goku teleported from behind Vegeta and pounced down ontop of the ouji's back, causing Vegeta to plop
on all fours," YIPEE KAI OH AND HOP-A-LONG CASSIDY! " he pulled out a cowboy hat and put it on, then smacked Vegeta in the
head with his tail, " YEE-HA! "
" ...Kakarrotto get off of me. " Vegeta said flatly.
" But lil-lil Veggie... " Goku pouted, " Hey Veggie? Wanna trade deep dark embarassing secrets with each other! " he
said excitedly, instantly forgetting what he was doing again.
Vegeta stood up, knocking Goku to the floor, " HOW ARE WE GOING TO SAVE VEJITTO AND GOGETA IF YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IN
THIS FORM IS SIMILAR TO THAT OF A GERBIL! "
Goku blinked, sniffing the air, " You know I never noticed it when I was in my regular form, but Veggie's scent
changes with his mood. Freaky. "
" That's due to glands in my tail; NOW COME ON! " he grabbed onto Goku's gi, " TELEPORT US ALREADY! "
" Chi-chan comin? " Goku glanced over at her.
" Of course I'm coming! " she exclaimed, grabbing onto Goku's arm and glaring at Vegeta, who moved his position to
grab onto Goku's other arm. The two glaring at each other unbeknownst to Goku, who had just taken a sudden interest in a
butterfly fluttering overhead.
" What is wrong with him anyway! " Chi-Chi complained.
" Kakarrotto doesn't have full control over his saiyajin instincts because he was never trained to control them like
I and the rest of us saiyajins were so he gives into random desires from both his domesticated and wild side. " Vegeta
explained.
Chi-Chi blinked, " Oh.....I don't like the sound of that. " she paled.
Vegeta reflected the expression, " Neither do I. " he elbowed Goku, " Come on Kakarrotto! We have less than 2 hours
left! "
" Hm? OH! " Goku looked down at them, " Aye'aye, Veh-gee! " he put his two fingers on his forehead to teleport, " To
Enma's house we go! " he said in a sing-song voice. The trio teleported out of sight.
" They didn't even say goodbye. " Mr. Popo frowned.
Bulma slumped to the floor, " I'm getting too old for this. "
" Bad bad bad, good good good, bad, good, bad, good, bad, good good, VERY good, VERY bad, bad, good good good-- "
" --day, Enma-san! " a happy familiar voice came from down below the giant red ogre. Enma looked down to see a puffy
pink hairball next to a smaller puffy red hairball along with a human. The pink hairball floated up to the edge of Enma's
desk so he could see it better.
" So--Son Goku?! " he gawked.
" HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! " Goku said excitedly.
" Son Goku! You're pink--I mean, you're, you're feeling IN the pink; you know, healthy. Hahaha. " Enma laughed it off
, smacking himself across the side ot the head for slipping up, " So, uhh, pink fur huh....? "
" Ugh! We already went through all this! Kakarrotto's compact oozaru form fur; which is supposed to be used for
terrifying enemies, is PINK! I ACCEPT IT ALREADY!!! " Vegeta snapped, teleported up near Goku and looking annoyed.
" You know that really wasn't a tone of voice used in acceptance, little Veggie. " Goku pointed out.
" OH SHUDDUP, PINKY! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Goku giggled, unaware he had been insulted, " Heehee, "pinky". " he wiggled both his pinky fingers on either hand.
" Enma, I need to borrow some spare security guard uniforms for myself, Kakarrotto, and uh, Onna down there too. " he
motioned nonchalantly to Chi-Chi, who glared at him and floated upwards toward the two saiyajins; she had overcome her
shakyness in flight but was still rather slow-moving.
" Why? " he blinked.
" Our sweet little fusion-babies have been FUSIONAPPED-AND-WE-HAVE-TO-SAVE-THEM!!! " Goku gushed out frantically, his
fur sticking up on all ends.
" NOW he remembers. " Vegeta said sarcastically.
" Alright then, let me get you three some uniforms. " Enma said, reaching into his drawer, " A large for Son-san, a
small for his little friend, and-- " he glanced over at Chi-Chi as if to ask her size.
" Small. " she smiled.
" No you're not, Chi-chan. You told me before that your a medi--OOF! " Goku yelped as Chi-Chi elbowed him in the gut
in embarassment.
" I have small-medium. " Enma offered, sweatdropping.
" I'll take that then. " Chi-Chi smiled kindly back at him, " Say, Enma-sama, I know from my previous time that I'm
going to heaven, and that Go-chan is going there too, but where is the Ouji headed? "
Vegeta sent her a death-glare.
" Hahaha, 'course lil Veggie's gonna go to heaven just like me-n-Chi-chan & all of our friends! " Goku laughed, then
gave the little ouji a hug, " In't that right, Enma-sama! "
Enma laughed nervously, " Well actually, Goku, Vegeta's done some pretty nasty thi--- " he froze when he noticed the
growling look of protective rage that had suddenly appeared on Goku's face while Vegeta twitched in a semi-frightened manner,
" --but I guess if he's done enough nice things to redeem himself than sure, you could take him up there with you. " he said,
actually scared of the larger saiyajin's expression.
" And does my little Veggie get big beautiful angel wings and his own lil halo 'n everything? " Goku said in awe
w/big sparkily eyes.
Enma sweatdropped, " Uh, yeah, whatever you want, Son Goku. "
" I bet THAT will look so kawaiiiiiiiii~~~ " the large saiyajin mused and looked down at the ouji who to him had just
transformed back down to the plushy-like version Goku had seen earlier, only with the addition of the red fur underneath
Vegeta's tank top and pants, " WHEEE! " he hugged tighter, causing Vegeta to yelp.
" I CAN'T HAVE WINGS AND A HALO, BAKA! I'M NOT DEAD! " Vegeta exclaimed, annoyed.
" Oh we can fix that. " Chi-Chi smirked at him.
" Heh. " Vegeta smirked back at her, then tugged on Goku's gi and stared up at him w/a teary, sparkily-eyed
expression on his face, " Kakay, Onna wansa kill me; even though I wished us both immortal a while ago; so we can never play
together again and I'd miss you so much up in heaven all alone without my favorite peasant in the whole wide world to keep me
company though the loneliness of my existance. " he choked back fake tears.
" WHY YOU LITTLE-- " Chi-Chi started, then sweatdropped to see Goku now back against the opposite wall and holding
Vegeta tightly against him in protection.
" Ehhhhh.... " Goku whinced, " I don't want my lil-lil Veggie to DIE, Chi-chaaaaaaaaaaan!~ " tears rolled down his
cheeks.
" Oh for crying out loud. " Chi-Chi groaned, " YOU LET GO OF MY GOKU RIGHT NOW YOU EVIL LYING OVERDRAMATIC LITTLE
OUJ--- "
" ATTENTION CITIZENS OF OTHERWORLD! " a voice came over the entire world. Chi-Chi gritted her teeth in anger at being
interupted two times in a row.
Goku, Vegeta, and Enma on the other hand, recognized the voice instantly.
" THIS IS YOUR NEW HEAD OF "SECURITY", FREEZA! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UP ON THE LATEST NEWS, I AND THE REST OF
MY LACKEYS AND ALLIES IN H.F.I.L. HAVE TAKEN YOUR TWO HEAD SECURITY GUARDS HOSTAGE AND ARE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THEY'RE
*snicker* "MOMMY AND DADDY" TO COME BAIL THEM OUT. VEGETA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE WITH YOUR WITS
YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY MANAGED TO MAKE IT SOMEWHERE INTO OTHERWORLD WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF; WE HAVE PREPARED A VERY NICE
WELCOME GATHERING FOR YOU. IT'S BY THE OFFICE BUILDING YOU AND YOUR "OUJO"'S 'SWEET LITTLE BABIES' WORK FOR A LIVING! I'll
meet you there. " Freeza's voice then disappeared. The ice-jin then lowered Vejitto's megaphone from infront of himself,
" Well, I think that worked rather nicely. " he said to those behind him. The other villains nodded.
" Oh boy....this doesn't sound too good. " Vegeta said, paling.
" VEGGIEVEGGIE HURRYUP! " Goku shouted, he and Chi-Chi already into their uniforms. Vegeta pulled a double-take at
how fast they had done so.
" Yeah Ouji! Close your hanging jaw and get your stupid jacket on! " Chi-Chi said determindly.
" Since when did YOU become so gung-ho on saving the fusions? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Well, they are YOUR children, but Goku just reminded me that they're HIS children too. And that makes them my
step-children...or something. JUST GET THE JACKET ON! " she tossed him a jacket and cap similar to their own. Vegeta blinked
for a second, then got them on.
" Can you find Freeza's ki from here, Kakarrotto? " the ouji asked as he zipped up the jacket.
Goku concentrated for a moment, then smiled, " Found it! " he grabbed both Vegeta and Chi-Chi, then teleported from
Enma's room to behind several bushes nearby the office building.
" Hahaha! Those stupid monkeys! They'll never get here in time. " Freeza laughed maniacally. Vegeta glared and poked
his head over the bush slightly only to see what looked like Vejitto and Gogeta hanging over a big boiling black pot and
hundreds of party favors and signs strewn about for the saiyajins arrival. Vegeta's eyes trailed over to the biggest sign
of all that was hanging just next to Freeza and Ginyu. The ouji nearly shrieked at the words on the sign. He shrunk back
behind the bush.
" Did you see Ji-chan and Goggie? What'd the signs say Veggie? What's over there? " Goku asked intently.
Vegeta looked up at him, the blood rushed out of his face, " You don't wanna know. "
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2:03 AM 7/7/2003
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Ta-da!
Vegeta: (a little worried) What's the sign say?
Chuquita: I dunno. :)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Goku: Aw, don't worry lil Veggie! We'll find out in the next chapter!
Vegeta: By the way, do you plan on letting go of me anytime soon?
Goku: (thinks) Hmmm...... (10 minutes later) Oh-kay! (lets go of Veggie)
Vegeta: (glares at him) YOU PURPOSELY PRETENDED TO BE DEEP IN THOUGHT SO YOU COULD HOLD ON LONGER!!
Goku: (pouts) No Veggie I didn't. (looking hurt)
Vegeta: (pats his shoulder) Aw, Kaka-chan I'm sorry, I assumed that after that previous little trick that you were sneakier
than I thought but apparently you're not very sneaky at all.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Was the compliment or an insult?
Chuquita: (equally confused) I think it was both.
Goku: Oh.... (pats Veggie's shoulder) I luv u too, Veggie!
Vegeta: (looks up at story) Personally I shudder to think what hallucinations FREEZA and the rest of those bakayaros will
have once they see me.
Chuquita: Aw, don't worry Veggie, it won't be too bad. AND since the next chapter is the finale, you finally get to have the
curse taken off!
Goku: HOORAY!
Chuquita: 'course I'm not sure how I'm gonna do it; I have 2 or 3 different basic ideas of how it could happen though.
Vegeta: As long as it DOES happen.
Chuquita: (happily) And now to answer any questions/question-like comments I found in the reviews!
To Callimogua: Thank you! I like writing this fic. I will! :)
To People Hate Me: Well, you don't have to wait anymore cuz here it is! :)
To Nekoni: The url for the dub Jitto ep is saiyan-r.com slash main.php ? id=dbzep slash dbz1 ; ff.net doesn't let our urls
work if you write it normal so just backspace between the words and put the slash marks: / where I wrote slash. There's 3
pages worth of dub eps.
To Tomoyo chan: Aww! Goodluck with your new pets! They sound kawaii!
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: You're so lucky! Happy for you :)
To sakura117us: Which one? I've doodled a few parody comics. If I know where the one your looking for is I can scan & send
a few pages.
To Lil' Chi Chi: Glad you liked her, she may be back in part 4 :)
Felix McKadden: Yay! So glad you liked it! (waves the sticker in thanks) Yeah, I graduated a couple weeks ago :) Infact the
high school's tv station showed a tape of the whole ceremony on tv a week later so I got to see myself and everybody else on
tv! :D I should put a 'Congrads Class of '03' on my profile page somewhere, I've been meaning to do that. Happy you liked the
second chapter too! I really like your "Nowhere" fic. Can't wait to what happens now that Goku got Veggie out of that room &
saved him :) I wonder if Veggie even knows what happened to his brain? *thinks* Oh well, I'll find out when whichever chapter
reveals that is put up. Oh! & I also liked the "Goku and Vegeta VS..." ones too. They're funny :)
Note to Tsukino Usagi: I promise I'll have those 4 doodles I sent to mm.org re-scanned by the end of the week. :) I've been
busy so sorry that I didn't get 'um scanned sooner!
Chuquita: (happy) Wow, that all went by pretty efficiently!
Goku: (busy battling Android #19 on-screen as Veggie in gba) Heeheehee, lookit digi-Veggie kick. His legs are so little!
Vegeta: (snatches gameboy away from him) CUT THAT OUT! (looks at screen) They could've at least made me normal sized. I look
like YOU designed this game!
Goku: (blinks) You mean all extra-little and confused?
Vegeta: EXACTLY! (starts pushing buttons and throwing digital ki-blasts at the digital android) (decides to sit down and
play)
Goku: (to Chu) Did Veggie just repremand me for doing something, then take it away only to do it himself?
Chuquita: I think so.
Goku: (sits back w/o his gameboy and pouts) (shouts at Veggie) VEGGIE YOU'RE PARADOXICAL!
Vegeta: (glances over at him while still pressing attack buttons) Eh?
Chuquita: I don't think paradoxical is a word.
Goku: (pouts at Veggie) Well it is now, HUH VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (flatly) You really want the gameboy back?
Goku: (sniffles) No, Veggie go ahead and have his Veggie fun. I don't *sniffle* mind.
Vegeta: (sighs and hands it back to Goku) Here, baka.
Goku: (swipes gba out of Veggie's hand) YAY! (goes back to playing) (happy) Spin for me digi-Veggie! (pushes the buttons to
make the digital Veggie spin on his toes) Hahaha!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That poor digital me.
Chuquita: Aw, don't feel too bad Veggie! Heck, the Budokai game has a special level where you fall asleep and have a dream
where you beat Goku, Kuririn, and chibi Gohan instead of losing in your first battle against Son-kun. And then you go ssj!
Vegeta: (happy yet sneaky grin) Really?
Chuquita: (nods) It was fun! Your entire dream and the directions on what to do were all in Veggiese!
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) Veggiese?
Goku: (grins) Heeheehee, Veggie has his own language now!
Chuquita: The things you had to do in Veggie's dream were "Kill Kakarrot", "Get Baldy", and "Defeat Kakarrot's Kid". In all
three you just beat each character.
Goku: (eyes water) Veh-veh-veh-veh-veh-veh wha wha wha "KILL" me?
Vegeta: Uhh... (turns bright red and schooches his chair back) Of--of course not! I MAY have wanted to kill you back then...
...because, uh, well, I was mad at you.
Goku: (hurt) Veggie's MAD at meeeeeeeee....
Vegeta: (panicks, even brighter red) NO! I'M-NOT-MAD-AT-YOU-ANYMORE!!!
Goku: (back to normal) Oh. (happy-smiles) Oh-kay Veggie!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Hai...right.
Chuquita: Well, that ends this chapter. (to audiance) Remember, if you know where any subs are, the 'give Goku & Veggie and
order' prize thingy from the first chapter is still open!
Goku: (makes digi-Veggie wave goodbye) Goo-bye til part 4!
Vegeta: (looks at gameboy, then at Goku) How do you DO that?
Goku: (chirps) I have no idea!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
