Lord of the Comrades

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Aragorn shook his head and motioned for Elladan and Elrohir to follow him.

"Where are we going?" Elladan asked.

"To chop the legs off of that target." Aragorn said leading the way.

"Um, that sounds nice." Elrohir looked a bit frightened.

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Legolas stood behind the target and peeked through one of the many holes the target had. He counted everyone in the crowd.

Hey, someone is missing.

Legolas counted again.

There are three people missing! Well, there's Boromir, that's good. And that stupid dwarf.the girls.the hobbits.hey.wait a minute. Where's-

Legolas had just noticed a certain ranger and two identical elves were missing. Legolas was just about to look for them when..

*SMACK*

Legolas was face down in the ground.

"Look what we found here, our dear friend, Legolas." Aragorn was kneeling on Legolas's back not letting the poor elf get up.

"Hey, Aragorn." Legolas said, a bit muffled considering his face was smushed into the ground.
"What were you doing back here? Applying for a job as a target?" Aragorn asked smiling at the lovely thought he had just snuck up on an elf and had him pinned to the ground, that rarely ever happened. Wonderful thing if you've ever had the chance to do that.

"No, I was helping Robin with his target practice." Legolas tried to sound innocent.

"Yea, and I'm the Lord of the Ring." Aragorn scoffed. "I have a good idea for this one, Elladan, Elrohir, take his arms and legs." Aragorn stood up just as Elladan and Elrohir grabbed Legolas's hands and feet and began to carry him back to the canteen, the cast followed behind wondering what fun they would be having tonight.

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In the canteen Aragorn, Elladan, and Elrohir tied Legolas to a chair in the front of the canteen and left him there to go eat their lunches.

"Hey, you guys, hey! What are you doing? What's going on? Hey!?" Legolas called to his "friends" as they sat down to eat.

Pineapple and Banana came in soon after.

"Hello, Legolas." Both passed him as though a tied up elf was a regular occurrence, who knows maybe it is in their world.

"Everyone, we have an announcement. Robin and Legolas will be having a televised archery contest to see who is the better at archery. It will be tonight at 6:30, don't be late. Thank you." Banana announced and the two left, waving good-bye to the tied up Legolas.

"Eowyn, would you help me if I decided to bring Legolas tied up into my room?" Arwen whispered to Eowyn.

"Why would you want that?" Eowyn asked.

"Hello, he's tied up, just the way I want him." Arwen stared with lust in her eyes at Legolas.

"Ok, eww." Eowyn moved her chair over and continued her lunch with a disturbed look on her face.

"Hey everyone," Aragorn stood up from his table. The room automatically went silent, "I believe there are some fresh made lemon meringue pies in the kitchen and I was wondering if anyone wanted to help me make, lemon meringue Legolas?" Aragorn looked around the room.

"Wait a minute." Legolas thought for a moment, "does that mean you are going to throw pies at me?" Legolas looked in disbelief at Aragorn.

"Oh, and he's smart too." Aragorn smiled evilly at his friend.

"Oh, no you don't! I will pay you back for this Aragorn! You know what they say about revenge!" Legolas called to Aragorn, struggling desperately in his chair.

"Oh, what is it? Payback's a bitch? Yea, it is. But this is worth it!" Aragorn smiled and looked around the room at the many expectant faces. "Who wants to help?" Aragorn called out to the room.

Just about everyone jumped up, called out, or raised their hand at this.

Oh, no, this is not good.

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