Lord of the Comrades
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Management in charge is going to be a pain in the butt to you and remind-no tell you that you must request a party invite!! Now! Also if you could notify me of any characters of Tolkien's that I have left out of this story and you would like to see make an appearance at the party. Thanks much.
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Aragorn stood up and walked around the room.
"Ok, Pippin; 'cause you're funny, Sam; 'cause you're a gardener and it'll be a great bar hopping story, Boromir; so you can finally get him back for making you sit on that ant pile, Haldir; because I know you'd enjoy this, and Gandalf; 'cause who doesn't love and old man beating up an elf?" Aragorn chose the pie assaulters and they assembled in front of Legolas.
"Aragorn, have I ever told you how much I value our friendship?" Legolas smiled at Aragorn as he went to retrieve the dreaded Lemon Meringue pies.
"Yea, but it doesn't matter because this is beyond worth it." Aragorn walked into he kitchen. He returned fully loaded with Lemon Meringue pies ready to fly at Legolas.
"Pippin, you're up first." Aragorn handed Pippin a pie and everyone stood back while Pippin carefully took aim.
"Hit him hard!!" Eomer yelled from the back of the room.
"Hey! You'll get yours!" Legolas called in rebuke.
"FIRE!" Pippin yelled as he let his pie fly (that rhymes!) at Legolas who cringed as he saw the loveliness that was the pie coming at him.
*SPLAT*
The pie was now situated gracefully on Legolas's stomach, it had missed his face.
"Ohhh, dangit!!" Pippin shook his fist and walked off to the side so Sam could go.
"Aim low, Sam!!" Elladan encouraged the hobbit.
"What?! No!" Legolas tried, not for the last time, to somehow escape from his fate in the chair.
Sam threw his pie and it was a really big *WIFF*, poor Sam, the pie didn't even come close to Legolas.
"HAH! Eat that!" Legolas called to the crowd.
"Next!" Boromir stepped up and gave Legolas an evil smile.
"YEA, get him good!" Faramir called to his brother.
Boromir flung his pie at Legolas and it, sadly, hit him in the arm.
"You guys suck!" Legolas called jovially from his chair.
"Come on, somebody get him good!" Arwen called from her spot, safe from flying pies.
Haldir stepped up with a similar grin to Boromir's and Legolas, though loathe to admit, was a bit frightened at the thought of Haldir's good aim.
"Here we go! He's done boys!" Merry called out and the crowd cheered and laughed as Haldir took aim.
*WHACK*
Right in the right knee.
"AHAHAHAHA! You all suck!!" Legolas couldn't believe his luck. Four shots and not one had hit him in the face.
Now, Gandalf stepped up. He took aim and..
*WIFF*
A miss, although not as bad as Sam's.
Gandalf frowned along with the rest of the cast. There was only one pie left now and everyone waited to see what Aragorn would do with it.
Legolas was laughing to himself when something, very Lemon Meringue like, smushed into his face and spilled all down his shirt.
"Wha? Who?" Legolas shook the pie from his face and looked at the smiling face of Gandalf, who in giving on throwing had taken a more brilliant approach and had walked right up to Legolas and gave it to him in the face, full-proof actin there. A blind person couldn't have missed from where Gandalf stood to make Lemon Meringue Legolas.
The cast roared with laughter and so did Robin.
"There you go Legolas, you got yours." Gandalf smiled and marched off.
"Now, that is one good pointy hat trick old man!" Aragorn said laughing as Gandalf passed.
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Management in charge is going to be a pain in the butt to you and remind-no tell you that you must request a party invite!! Now! Also if you could notify me of any characters of Tolkien's that I have left out of this story and you would like to see make an appearance at the party. Thanks much.
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Aragorn stood up and walked around the room.
"Ok, Pippin; 'cause you're funny, Sam; 'cause you're a gardener and it'll be a great bar hopping story, Boromir; so you can finally get him back for making you sit on that ant pile, Haldir; because I know you'd enjoy this, and Gandalf; 'cause who doesn't love and old man beating up an elf?" Aragorn chose the pie assaulters and they assembled in front of Legolas.
"Aragorn, have I ever told you how much I value our friendship?" Legolas smiled at Aragorn as he went to retrieve the dreaded Lemon Meringue pies.
"Yea, but it doesn't matter because this is beyond worth it." Aragorn walked into he kitchen. He returned fully loaded with Lemon Meringue pies ready to fly at Legolas.
"Pippin, you're up first." Aragorn handed Pippin a pie and everyone stood back while Pippin carefully took aim.
"Hit him hard!!" Eomer yelled from the back of the room.
"Hey! You'll get yours!" Legolas called in rebuke.
"FIRE!" Pippin yelled as he let his pie fly (that rhymes!) at Legolas who cringed as he saw the loveliness that was the pie coming at him.
*SPLAT*
The pie was now situated gracefully on Legolas's stomach, it had missed his face.
"Ohhh, dangit!!" Pippin shook his fist and walked off to the side so Sam could go.
"Aim low, Sam!!" Elladan encouraged the hobbit.
"What?! No!" Legolas tried, not for the last time, to somehow escape from his fate in the chair.
Sam threw his pie and it was a really big *WIFF*, poor Sam, the pie didn't even come close to Legolas.
"HAH! Eat that!" Legolas called to the crowd.
"Next!" Boromir stepped up and gave Legolas an evil smile.
"YEA, get him good!" Faramir called to his brother.
Boromir flung his pie at Legolas and it, sadly, hit him in the arm.
"You guys suck!" Legolas called jovially from his chair.
"Come on, somebody get him good!" Arwen called from her spot, safe from flying pies.
Haldir stepped up with a similar grin to Boromir's and Legolas, though loathe to admit, was a bit frightened at the thought of Haldir's good aim.
"Here we go! He's done boys!" Merry called out and the crowd cheered and laughed as Haldir took aim.
*WHACK*
Right in the right knee.
"AHAHAHAHA! You all suck!!" Legolas couldn't believe his luck. Four shots and not one had hit him in the face.
Now, Gandalf stepped up. He took aim and..
*WIFF*
A miss, although not as bad as Sam's.
Gandalf frowned along with the rest of the cast. There was only one pie left now and everyone waited to see what Aragorn would do with it.
Legolas was laughing to himself when something, very Lemon Meringue like, smushed into his face and spilled all down his shirt.
"Wha? Who?" Legolas shook the pie from his face and looked at the smiling face of Gandalf, who in giving on throwing had taken a more brilliant approach and had walked right up to Legolas and gave it to him in the face, full-proof actin there. A blind person couldn't have missed from where Gandalf stood to make Lemon Meringue Legolas.
The cast roared with laughter and so did Robin.
"There you go Legolas, you got yours." Gandalf smiled and marched off.
"Now, that is one good pointy hat trick old man!" Aragorn said laughing as Gandalf passed.
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