Lord of the Comrades

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The cast assembled back in the common room to nothing but punch and little tea cakes.

"What no mushrooms?" Pippin looked around the room.

"They call this a celebration?!" Merry shouted.

"Hey! That gives me an idea!" Elladan smiled evilly.

"I think I know what you're thinking!" Elrohir smiled as well.

"PARTY TIME!" most of the cast shouted.

"When?"

"Tomorrow night!"

"Who's coming?!"

"Everyone you can invite!?"

"What about fangirls?"

"Just some pretty ones!"

"Hey! What about some fan boys!?"

"Um, do we know any?"

"No."

"Oh."

"Invite some anyways!"

"Ok!"

"Bring some ale!"

"And some food!"

"What about some cards!"

"NO poker! We are not going through that again!"

"Awwww."

"OK, fine!"

"YAY!"

"What about some of that mud!?"

"Bring that too!"

"And some bunnies!"

"What?"

"Oh, just kidding."

"What about some strippers!?"

"No, we'll just get some girls drunk!"

"Hello, we're here!"

"Oh, you didn't here that!"

"Yes we did!"

"NO you didn't!"

"Fine we didn't and you didn't here we're gonna get some guys drunk and make them strip for us!

"Ew!"

"We strip, you strip."

"Deal!"

"Wait a minute where are we going to have the party?"

"Um, in here!"

"Is it going to fit everyone?"

"No."

"What about the canteen?"

"Ok!"

"What about Banana and Pineapple?"

"Anybody got any Morphine?"

"I do! Oh, no wait, that's Tylenol."

"I have some sleeping pills we'll just use them all!"

"Good job!"

"We forget anything?"

"Who's going to keep it up?"

"We are."

"NO!"

"The orcs?"

"I don't want to be the one to tell them that."

"What about we hire some janitors?"

"THE FANGIRLS WILL!"

"And how are we going to get them to do that?"

"We let them in if they clean up!"

"Good idea!"

"Now let's get to work team!"

The cast ran out of the canteen doing there various jobs and gathering all required for the party.

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OK people, that's right next chapter starts the party chapters! What?! There's more than one party chapter?! That's right! Be prepared, be very prepared!

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