Lord of the Comrades

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Management in Charge note: Management would like to take a moment to thank each and every one of you who reviewed and especially requested a party invitation. Here following will be party chapters. Management in charge of Time Duty is not sure how many chapters long the party will be. As in, the crazier it gets, the more chapters. If you, the public, have any ideas of what you would like to see happen at the party, please notify Management in charge of Plot Balrogs at mykris7@yahoo.com, thank you and enjoy the show.

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The cast reassembled the next day in the common room. Everyone had done their specified duty and the party was ready to roll.

"Have you drugged Pineapple and Banana yet?" Aragorn asked the twins.

"Uh, we're working on it." Elladan answered.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Aragorn asked suspiciously.

"We got some friends to do it for us." Elrohir smiled.

"Not those poor fangirls, we're already making them clean up after the party." Aragorn sighed, he was a little worried too.

"Hey, they said they would." Elrohir defended himself and his brother.

"OK, whatever, it just better work." Aragorn walked away, not even wanting to know the full story.

"HEY! Here come some people!" Merry called from his spot on Pippin's shoulders looking out the window.

"WHO!" Most of the cast (read: the entire cast except Gandalf) ran to the one little window to try and see who was coming.

Gandalf smoked his pipe and calmly opened the door for the first arrivals, which was quite an extensive number of dwarves, and Bilbo.

"Welcome Balin, Bifor, Bilbo, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Dwalin, Fili, Gloin, Kili, Nori, Oin, Ori, and you Thorin." Gandalf greeted the guests.

"HULLO!" Gimli called from the window and made an effort to move away but didn't succeed until Legolas, so kindly, gave him a kick in the arse to get him moving.

"And more!" Arwen called as she spotted more quests coming.

"Welcome Sauron, Sarumon, Grima, Beregond, Bergil, and all nine of you Nazgul whom I'm not going to even attempt to remember your names, my apologies." Gandalf let the group inside. Though he was confused why Beregond and Bergil had come with the 'villains'.hmmm.

"Greetings Barliman Butterbur! I see you brought most of the ale!" Gandalf helped himself to a pint as Barliman walked in the door.

"Hello, Gollum, Rumil, Orophin." Gandalf nodded to each as they came in and took a big swig of his ale.

"Ahoy there Bill the Pony!" Gandalf giggled, yes that's right giggled as poor Bill was led in the door by Erestor, why Erestor? Who knows.

"Bonjour Bill Ferny, and Erkenbrand, and Goldberry, and you Tom!" Gandalf held up his pint as the four walked in the door.

"Theoden, sir! Glorfindel! Hope there's no Balrogs around tonight!" Gandalf hiccuped as the two passed.

"Why looky it's my good friend Figwit, hullo there pal! Oh, and King Thranduil!"

"And I don't remember you or really you." Gandalf nodded to Damrod and Denethor as they entered.

"Oh, you're purty." Gandalf smiled as Gorbag walked in the room.

"Lovely evening wouldn't you say so.uh *hic*, what's your name again?"

"I'm Loreth dear." Loreth smiled as she walked over towards Arwen and the other girls.

"Hey there, watch your mouth.hehehehe." Gandalf laughed at his own joke as the Mouth of Sauron stalked in.

"Howdy partner Mablung!"

"Farmer Maggot, how's the crops going this year? Damn pesky hobbits."

"Nice dress Prince Imrahil!"

"Looking good Shelob, have you lost some weight?"

"Threodred, didn't you already get here?"

"Oh, I don't know you guys. You're gunna hafta tell me yer names befer ya can cummin."

"We're the fan girls, Pineapple and Banana are successfully morphined." Fangirl #1, or Celebwen if you prefer.

"Is that a word?" fangirl #2, once again Aurie if you prefer.

"Who cares, obviously Gandalf doesn't he just passed out." Fanboy, what! Fanboy? Yes, we have ourselves a very rare, very endangered, real live.fanboy!! His name is Lok, ooooh, pretty.

"Yup, let's go get our party on!" Fangirl #3 added, yadda yadda Lei if you yadda yadda.

"Where's the ale? That's all I care about at the moment!" Hex, sorry fangirl #4, closed the door behind the group and the party had begun!

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