Lord of the Comrades

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Management in Charge would like to thank all of those who reviewed and take a moment to apologize ahead of time for any events that may or may not occur during this party. The plot Balrogs are the ones really in charge for the insaness, please blame them, not us. Thanks.

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Aurie, still tied to her chair, though not without her satisfaction of truly being in the ranks among the so few, so special, *sigh* cool fangirls. It was all worth it.

The other fangirls were still discussing ways to join Aurie and her splendor as cool fangirls.

"Just, be cool. If we act cool then it'll work just fine!" Lei whispered to the group.

"Or, we could all start a fight and do what Aurie did!" Lamoo was dying to try some of her own moves on the dwarves.

"We can't do the same thing. We have to be bigger, better, cooler!" Celebwen encouraged the group.

"That's right!" Lamoo and Lei cheered together.

"So in other words, each man for himself?" Hex asked.

"Yea pretty much, you guys are on your own." Lei nodded and headed off.

"Well, I have a good idea anyways." Celebwen looked at the other too.

"Yea, me too." Lamoo nodded.

"You're both lying and I would be too if I said I had an idea." Hex looked at the two.

"How about, the three of us work together?" Lamoo suggested. Celebwen nodded vigorously, if things didn't work out, she could always blame it on the other two.

"That's fine." Hex agreed, thinking the same thing as Celebwen.

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"So, like, Pippin, you come here often?" Loreth asked Pippin as the two danced around in a goofy little circle, making it blatantly obvious that they had both consumed their fair share of alcohol.

"Yea, on weekends mostly." Pippin nodded his head and did a little half running-man, half-chicken dance in tune to the very sad techno music that some dwarf thought was cool.

"Who wants to go streaking!?" One of the black riders screeched from his stand in the middle of the food table.

"Oh me! I do!" Grima jumped up and down with his hand raised in the air, though he had no earthly clue what this 'streaking' was.

"Mwuhahahaha, works every time!" The Ringwraith who happened to be Ringwraith number six laughed to his buddies and walked over to where Grima was grinning.

"Come with me." Ringwraiths number 3 and 5 lead him out the door.

"Hey everybody! Grima is about to go streaking!" Ringwraith number 1 announced to everyone, effectively spilling his grape juice down the front of his dress, cape, robe, thingy.

Everyone ran out the front door and stood to see if Grima really would streak.

"OH MY GODS HE'S DOING IT!" Arwen screeched and fainted when Grima's white body went flying by in all its naked glory.

"Eww, that was disgusting, yet for some reason we all stood out there and watched it." Elladan commented to Elrohir after Grima ran into a trashcan and was knocked out.

Everyone headed back inside, Grima streaking, for some strange reason, didn't give them quite the satisfying crunch they were looking for. (Guess they need a Snickers Cruncher).

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"Let's play Twister!" Glorfindel produced a Twister game from somewhere and paraded around the room telling people they must play.

"Six people at a time and then all the winners cane play each other!" Glorfindel announced proudly as he spread the Twister game on the floor.

"ME first!" Pippin shouted and pushed his way forward.

"Get five other people and start!" Glorfindel giggled, now joining Gandalf in the ranks of giggling old guys.

The room was divided into teams of six by Gandalf, compliments of his magic stick, uh excuse us, staff.

"GO!" Glorfindel shouted and the games began.

The first group, being one of the most oddly grouped teams consisted of Sauron, Sarumon, Theoden, Figwit, Shelob, and The Mouth of Sauron.

"GO FIGGY!" Lei shouted from the sidelines.

Figwit, annoyed at being called this childish named gave Lei a death glare and was knocked over, no knocked out by Shelob which sent him catapulting into Sauron (not a wise thing to do my friends) and the last was standing was.Theoden!

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Two and a half hours later the finals were finally about to being! All the teams had gone and the winners were now standing on the Twister mat. The winners, in order that they won are, Theoden, Erestor, Bill the Pony, Bilbo, Gollum, Hex, Elrond, and Galadriel.

"How did Bill win?" Faramir asked Boromir.

"That was the round with all the dwarves, remember?" Boromir reminded his brother.

"Oh, that's right." Faramir nodded, no, of course he did not remember!

"When I say go, then go! But we have to do four at a time-" Glorfindel began to explain but was stopped when Lei tackled him to the ground. "OOF!"

Lei giggled madly before spraying him with silly string and leaving him dazed on the floor.

"Well that was.random." Eowyn smiled and the twister competition went on.

"First up! Hex, Elrond, Erestor, and.Theoden!" Pippin had now taken Glorfindel's place as instructor of the Twister war.

The match began with left foot- yellow. And went on switching from left foot to right foot for nearly 15 minutes, then Erestor got very tired of the whole thing and started the hokey-pokey.

"I put my right foot down I put my left foot down! I'm getting really sick of this game and I knock Elrond way out!" Erestor sang to the tune of hokey- pokey and walloped Elrond on the back of the head, causing him to fall and take Theoden out with him. Now it was just Hex and Erestor.

"You're going down elf-boy!" Hex taunted.

"HEY THAT'S ME! No one gets called elf-boy except me!" Legolas called indignantly from the sidelines.

"Let's get this on with!" Erestor taunted back at her and Pippin spun the board.

The two twisted and tangled their bodies into different contortions until Erestor stuck his little elven hinny in Hex's face one to many times and he was a goner. Hex punched him right in the arse and he went flying face forward into taco dip someone had left on the floor.

"YES! She rocks!" Elrond cheered Hex from the sidelines.

Hex stood up and smiled proudly, not forgetting to wave to Lei who was giving her the evil eye from behind the couch.

"She's so cool!" Elrond exclaimed and Hex nearly died of happiness.

"I'm COOL!" Hex threw her hands in the air and ran around the room chanting 'I'm cool, I'm cool' over and over before finally calming down and trying to act well, cool.

"Hahaha, eat that!" Hex jeered at Lei. Lei just glared and formulated a good plan in her mind, oh, that cool fangirl stardom hussy would get hers, and Arwench would get it while she was at it too.

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Management in Charge would like to tell Lei that we have absolutely nothing against you but the Hex/Lei relationship adds to the plot and don't worry, you'll have your moment to shine.