Lord of the Comrades
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Hex finally stopped parading around the room, soaking in all her victory of being a cool fangirl, and inducted by one other than, *sigh* Elrond himself.COOL!
"Not fair! She was supposed to be working with us!" Celebwen grabbed onto Lamoo's arm causing her to lose feeling.
"Celebwen, my arm!" Lamoo pried her arm from Celebwen's death grip and rubbed it, "Owie."
"Now what are we supposed to do!?" Celebwen demanded.
"We could always ask Lok for help." Lamoo suggested, also keeping her arm a safe distance from Celebwen,
"Good idea, where is he by the way?" Celebwen looked around the room trying to find Lok.
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"Oh, you're so funny Lok." Arwen cooed and handed Lok another Dorito.
"Thank you, thank you." Lok smiled and looked at the three girls who were seated around him and listening to his tales of being a rare and endangered fanboy.
"It must be so tough." Eowyn smiled at Lok.
"It really is but, I survive." Lok flexed his 'muscles' just for show.
"Oh, you're so tough!" Galadriel squealed and felt his 'bulging' arm 'muscle'.
"LOK! You traitor!" Lei screamed when she saw him sitting next to Arwench *uh-hum* Arwen.
"What?! I didn't do anything!" Lok sat up and stared back at Lei.
"Why are you talking to that plot stealing hussy of an elf!" Lei stomped over to Lok and grabbed him away from the evil clutches of Arwen.
"I'll talk to you later ladies!" Lok called over his shoulder as he was dragged off by Lei.
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"I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, de-de-de-de-deee! There they are standing in a row, dum-dum-dum! Big ones, smalls ones some as big as your head tum-tum-tum!" Pippin belted out as he and Merry skipped around the room pouring their version on Barliman Butterbur's ale into people's half- empty, or as we like to see it, half-full cups.
"I don't believe I remember the rest of that song!" Merry said, still smiling, must have been those happy pills they found in Gandalf's robe.
"Me either! Let's sing another one, shall we?!" Pippin, also smiling suggested.
"Hey ho, to the bottle I go!
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
But there still be -
many miles to go!
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
and the stream that falls from hill to plain.
Better than rain or rippling brook -
(Pippin finishes off solo) is a mug of beer inside this Took!" Merry and Pippin took this as a cue to sing their favourite song.
People were now beginning to seriously wonder about the complete sanity of these two.
Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan, though, didn't quite care and were busy holding a drinking game with Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer.
"What drinking game are we going to play?" Elladan asked as he grabbed a butt-load of mugs filled with ale. Unbeknownst to the group it was Pippin and Merry's special concoction.
"How about Star Wars drinking game?!" Eomer asked.
"We don't have the movies here, that won't work." Legolas pointed out.
"What about the LOTR drinking game?" Faramir suggested next.
"We don't have that movie with us either!" Elrohir sighed.
The group was quiet for a few moments.
"What a minute.we don't have the movie but we have the cast right here!" Legolas's eye got very big.
"That's right!" Boromir laughed, wow they were out of it!
"We'll just watch the party and we can play like that!" Eomer giggled, therefor unknowingly joining himself in the ranks of giggling old men, though he really isn't that old.oh well!
"Ok!" The rest agreed, how this would work, only Valar knows!
"Ready, set.go!" The three men and the three elves took off running around the room drinking from their mugs at random points that somehow or another reminded them from a part in the movie. Poor Frodo, every time Legolas passed him he shouted 'the Ringwraiths are coming! Quick, hop like a bunny'!
Frodo was beginning to wonder, just what exactly Merry and Pippin had put in the ale.hehehe.
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"Can I get out of the chair now? I promise I won't beat anymore dwarves up!" Aurie was finally sick and tired of sitting in the chair, it seemed everyone had forgotten about her and she now felt like a bystander watching the madness of a large corporation Christmas party of a bunch of over- hyper, over-intoxicated, over-paid, computer resetting goons.
"HEY! Get me out of this chair!" Aurie yelled, lucky for her Aragorn happened to be passing by in the conga-line and heard her pleas for help.
"I AM THAT HERO!" Aragorn stopped and took up a lovely 'hero' pose, also making all the dwarves behind him successfully crash into him. "I'll save you little missy!" Aragorn raced forward towards the chair and started to bite through the ropes.
"What are you doing?" Figwit stopped behind Aragorn and watched him as he tried, unsuccessfully, to bite through the thick rope. "You cannot bite through that rope, don't you rangers know anything?" Figwit sighed and pulled something out of his pocket, "Here, use this ranger-boy."
Aragorn took the thing from Figwit's hand. "A fork?" Aragorn asked.
"Yes, it is the fork of all things morally corrupt, it will help you on your mission." Figwit proudly announced and flounced off to be with his friend Erestor who had reserved him a seat next to the gummy bears.
"Why, thank you kind sir!" Aragorn called after him and started to 'fork' Aurie out of her chair.
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The Mouth of Sauron happened to be giving a little interpretive dance by the door when there came a knock so loud and scary that poor Sam had to dive underneath the snack bar before he peed in his pants.
The Mouth of Sauron stopped his movements, "Who dare interrupt me?!" He bellowed before going over to the door and opening it.
Every person in the room turned and looked at the figure standing in the door way.
"YOU!" Gimli gasped before he promptly fainted.
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Hex finally stopped parading around the room, soaking in all her victory of being a cool fangirl, and inducted by one other than, *sigh* Elrond himself.COOL!
"Not fair! She was supposed to be working with us!" Celebwen grabbed onto Lamoo's arm causing her to lose feeling.
"Celebwen, my arm!" Lamoo pried her arm from Celebwen's death grip and rubbed it, "Owie."
"Now what are we supposed to do!?" Celebwen demanded.
"We could always ask Lok for help." Lamoo suggested, also keeping her arm a safe distance from Celebwen,
"Good idea, where is he by the way?" Celebwen looked around the room trying to find Lok.
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"Oh, you're so funny Lok." Arwen cooed and handed Lok another Dorito.
"Thank you, thank you." Lok smiled and looked at the three girls who were seated around him and listening to his tales of being a rare and endangered fanboy.
"It must be so tough." Eowyn smiled at Lok.
"It really is but, I survive." Lok flexed his 'muscles' just for show.
"Oh, you're so tough!" Galadriel squealed and felt his 'bulging' arm 'muscle'.
"LOK! You traitor!" Lei screamed when she saw him sitting next to Arwench *uh-hum* Arwen.
"What?! I didn't do anything!" Lok sat up and stared back at Lei.
"Why are you talking to that plot stealing hussy of an elf!" Lei stomped over to Lok and grabbed him away from the evil clutches of Arwen.
"I'll talk to you later ladies!" Lok called over his shoulder as he was dragged off by Lei.
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"I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, de-de-de-de-deee! There they are standing in a row, dum-dum-dum! Big ones, smalls ones some as big as your head tum-tum-tum!" Pippin belted out as he and Merry skipped around the room pouring their version on Barliman Butterbur's ale into people's half- empty, or as we like to see it, half-full cups.
"I don't believe I remember the rest of that song!" Merry said, still smiling, must have been those happy pills they found in Gandalf's robe.
"Me either! Let's sing another one, shall we?!" Pippin, also smiling suggested.
"Hey ho, to the bottle I go!
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
But there still be -
many miles to go!
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
and the stream that falls from hill to plain.
Better than rain or rippling brook -
(Pippin finishes off solo) is a mug of beer inside this Took!" Merry and Pippin took this as a cue to sing their favourite song.
People were now beginning to seriously wonder about the complete sanity of these two.
Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan, though, didn't quite care and were busy holding a drinking game with Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer.
"What drinking game are we going to play?" Elladan asked as he grabbed a butt-load of mugs filled with ale. Unbeknownst to the group it was Pippin and Merry's special concoction.
"How about Star Wars drinking game?!" Eomer asked.
"We don't have the movies here, that won't work." Legolas pointed out.
"What about the LOTR drinking game?" Faramir suggested next.
"We don't have that movie with us either!" Elrohir sighed.
The group was quiet for a few moments.
"What a minute.we don't have the movie but we have the cast right here!" Legolas's eye got very big.
"That's right!" Boromir laughed, wow they were out of it!
"We'll just watch the party and we can play like that!" Eomer giggled, therefor unknowingly joining himself in the ranks of giggling old men, though he really isn't that old.oh well!
"Ok!" The rest agreed, how this would work, only Valar knows!
"Ready, set.go!" The three men and the three elves took off running around the room drinking from their mugs at random points that somehow or another reminded them from a part in the movie. Poor Frodo, every time Legolas passed him he shouted 'the Ringwraiths are coming! Quick, hop like a bunny'!
Frodo was beginning to wonder, just what exactly Merry and Pippin had put in the ale.hehehe.
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"Can I get out of the chair now? I promise I won't beat anymore dwarves up!" Aurie was finally sick and tired of sitting in the chair, it seemed everyone had forgotten about her and she now felt like a bystander watching the madness of a large corporation Christmas party of a bunch of over- hyper, over-intoxicated, over-paid, computer resetting goons.
"HEY! Get me out of this chair!" Aurie yelled, lucky for her Aragorn happened to be passing by in the conga-line and heard her pleas for help.
"I AM THAT HERO!" Aragorn stopped and took up a lovely 'hero' pose, also making all the dwarves behind him successfully crash into him. "I'll save you little missy!" Aragorn raced forward towards the chair and started to bite through the ropes.
"What are you doing?" Figwit stopped behind Aragorn and watched him as he tried, unsuccessfully, to bite through the thick rope. "You cannot bite through that rope, don't you rangers know anything?" Figwit sighed and pulled something out of his pocket, "Here, use this ranger-boy."
Aragorn took the thing from Figwit's hand. "A fork?" Aragorn asked.
"Yes, it is the fork of all things morally corrupt, it will help you on your mission." Figwit proudly announced and flounced off to be with his friend Erestor who had reserved him a seat next to the gummy bears.
"Why, thank you kind sir!" Aragorn called after him and started to 'fork' Aurie out of her chair.
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The Mouth of Sauron happened to be giving a little interpretive dance by the door when there came a knock so loud and scary that poor Sam had to dive underneath the snack bar before he peed in his pants.
The Mouth of Sauron stopped his movements, "Who dare interrupt me?!" He bellowed before going over to the door and opening it.
Every person in the room turned and looked at the figure standing in the door way.
"YOU!" Gimli gasped before he promptly fainted.
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