Lord of the Comrades

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Hex, Aurie, and Lamoo all broke off their girly group hug and decided that they could do for some nice pints about now!

The villains were all pouting in a corner watching as Miss Swiss and Twinkles stood by the door stealing their villainous vibes.

"I'm going to hurt someone very soon." Sauron narrowed his eyes and thought evil thoughts towards Miss Swiss.

"What are you going to do?" Grima asked Sauron with anxiousness lacing his voice.

"Leave it up to those meddling fangirls." Sauron confined in his 'trusty' group of sidekicks.

"What?" Sarumon had not foreseen this coming.

"Yes, I see those fangirls wanting to be cool. This will help us." Sauron smiled maliciously.

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Lei stood midst the elven conga line, just waking up hobbits from the surprise of Miss Swiss, drunker than drunk dwarves and most of the other people were not much better.

"I WILL NOT CONFORM!!" Lei shouted at the top of her lungs.

Glorfindel stopped and looked at her, "Conform to what? We don't conform, we're Lord of the Rings fans." Glorfindel shook his head and kept congaing on through the room.

Lei just stood there for a moment, ok. Lei shrugged her shoulders and ran after Glorfindel, silly elf.

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Gimli was in the middle of telling his favourite story of the time he and Dwalin were practicing axe throwing at goblins and Dwalin ripped his pants when Celebwen jumped in the middle of the group and started to boogie down.

"What the?" Nori and Oin asked at the same time.

"I think she's been drinking." Thorin pointed out.

"Well that's fine as long as she doesn't start to strip or anything-"

"Excuse me!?" Celebwen turned and glared at Fili. "I am not a skank." Celebwen shook her head and headed to get more drinks.

"Oh no you don't." Bofur grabbed Celebwen back, "You're already plastered."

Celebwen giggled insanely and looked at the other dwarves, "You all look like little miniature people."

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"Bring that mud in here!" Merry was directing Pippin through the door as he lugged a large plastic bag filled with the mud from the earlier archery tournament.

"I'm trying!" Pippin called helplessly from outside.

"I'LL HELP!" Aragorn raced over to help the hobbit, "Which means I get to chose who has first round in the mud!" Aragorn smiled.

"Whatever just get it in the room." Merry shrugged.

Aragorn and Pippin dragged the bag to the middle of the room and dumped in into a shallow pool Merry had just constructed for the mud.

Poor Rosie, didn't even know what was coming, just got dumped with a bag of mud.

"MUD FIGHT!" Merry yelled and the party turned their divided attention to the mud.

"Eowyn and Arwen and Galadriel are first up!" Aragorn called happily.

"Nice call." Faramir and Boromir smiled.

The girls all headed towards the mud pool, on any other occasion they would not have done this but then again, they were drunk.

They all fought, and fought and fought, and fought and it went on until suddenly Celebwen and Lei ran in the pool and started knocking over elves and women like no one's business. That solved the never-ending fight problem.

"THEY ARE COOL!" Gimli called from the crowd.

Could it be true? Every fangirl that attended the party was now officially in the ranks of cool fangirls? Yes it was!

OH HAPPY DAY!

Suddenly the room went quiet, not even Miss Swiss or Twinkles said a word.

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And that concludes Lord of the Comrades. Yes, folks the show is officially over, we hope.though there are rumours that there could be a possibility for another season.

*Ducks* I know I'm a horrible authoress but it's truly over.