Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro and the Ham Hams.
Hey Maxwell
by flash_fox
Parodying the song Hey Mickey
(Pashmina, Bijou, Penelope, and Sandy are in cheerleader outfits)
Pashmina and Bijou: Oh Maxwell you're so smart, you're so smart and your soft at heart, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell
Oh Maxwell you think fast, if you were running they would call it a dash, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell
Oh Maxwell you're my hubby, under the tree we will Shmubby-wubby, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell
Oh Maxwell you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell!
Sandy: Hey Maxwell!
You read your books all night and that's a little long
You think those books are all right I think they're sometimes wrong
Why can't you say The end So we can have fun at home
Cause when you read the tale Of a killer on the phone
You're giving me the chills, Baby please baby don't
These stories pull my heart strings Maxwell!
Oh Maxwell, what a pity you have never saw
That you take me by the heart and you take me by the paw
Oh Maxwell, you're so pretty can't you understand
It's hams like you Maxwell!
Oh, what you do Maxwell, do Maxwell, don't crack open the book Maxwell!
Hey Maxwell!
Now, when you take me by the paws, everyone's ganna know
Evertime we dance, we'll get kootos on the show
You know our love will last, so drop the book and go
So, come on and give it to me anyways you can
Anyway you wanna do it, I'll take it like a ham
Oh please baby please! Don't read the Beach boy to me again Maxwell!
Oh Maxwell, what a pity you have never saw
That you take me by the heart and you take me by the paw
Oh Maxwell, you're so pretty can't you understand
It's hams like you Maxwell!
Oh, what you do Maxwell, do Maxwell, don't crack open the book Maxwell!
Oh Maxwell, what a pity you have never saw
That you take me by the heart and you take me by the paw
Oh Maxwell, you're so pretty can't you understand
It's hams like you Maxwell!
Oh, what you do Maxwell, do Maxwell, don't crack open the book Maxwell!
Pashmina and Bijou: Oh Maxwell you're so smart, you're so smart and your soft at heart, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell
Oh Maxwell you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Maxwell! heh heh Hey Maxwell!
Sandy: Oh Maxwell, what a pity you have never saw
That you take me by the heart and you take me by the paw
Oh Maxwell, you're so pretty can't you understand
It's hams like you Maxwell!
Oh, what you do Maxwell, do Maxwell, don't crack open the book Maxwell!
Author's note: Ok, probly not my best, but it makes sence. I guessed that if Sandy and Maxwell had a problem in their relationship, it probly be because Maxwell is preoccupied with books (Plus that's their relationship problem in ham ham heartbreak.)
