Disclaimer: The characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are not mine, they are owned by Joss Whedon. I only borrowed them for my writing pleasure. The plot however AU it is, is mine, as is this DISCLAIMER!! I hope you enjoy the fic and please review!!! ttyl :)
Smile, ~Sprite~
Quick AN: Much of this story and details are my own addition, so if they don't coincide with what really happened on Buffy, it's using my authorly imagination. Also, if you want to email me, PLEASE SEND IT TO: Lizam224@aol.com NOT Queequeg304@aol.com
DEDICATION: Shippy, thank you soo much for sending me an email about this fic. I really love getting emails (and reviews lol). I'm glad you like my story so far lol. Please keep reading and reviewing, things are gonna get interesting soon lol. PS I hope I have enough humor to be your kinda writer lol. bye :)
SHOUT OUTS!!
Hanna: Thank you, I'm glad you like it so far. Don't worry you'll know soon enough what's gonna happen.
Spuffylover4ever556: Cool name lol. Again thank you, and as you can see I'm updating now. Keep reading.
Leanne8582: Thank you for the tip! I didn't even realize the AN's might be distracting. That was very helpful, I'll have to remember that for future reference. I hope you like this chapter.
SinisterChic Heather Martin: Thank you, I'm glad you like it so far. I'll have to work on longer chapters lol. I love to keep people in suspense when possible and get reviews lol. We'll see what's gonna happen. I might just have to add in a section explaining Buffy and Spike's relationship, probably later, but thanks for the idea!
cheerios: Aww, I'm glad you like these fics. I told Shippy, that I didn't realize there were that many people who liked reading pregnant Buffy fics. I know I didn't really until I started writing this lol. Well, here's more I hope you like it. Keep reading and reviews are always nice lol ttyl :)
BunnyKat: Thanks! I like these kind of fics as well. I hope you keep reading and please review!
spikette55: I agree, lovers can be more romantic than boyfriend/girlfriend. It's going to remain PG-13, because they can hint at things, but don't totally tell everything. It's fun to write that way so I hope you keep reading!!
Irony: As you can see, I've updated again. Thanks for your review!!
Jane aka Spiffy one: Thank you soo much!!! I'm sooo gald you like it!! I hope you read this chapter and tell me what you think!
supergirl: Thanks!!! I like the start of it as well lol. I'm still trying to keep it humorous and I'm about to email you right now. Hope you like this chapter!
Migya: lol Well, all right, since you said please soo nicely, 14 times!!!! I got the hint thanks. I'm updating right now. Enjoy this chapter and please review!! I agree with you, I love reading other people's reactions as well, the good, and the bad lol. Anyway, keep reading and reviewing please!!!!! ttyl :)
To: wolf116, Anonymous, chip, 2005, Mistified, s.s., JENNA, Devil's Advocate, Spuffy, Crystal, and Amber: Thank you all sooo much for your reviews!!!!! I'm soo glad you all like it. Please oh please keep reading and reviewing!!!!!!!!
ALSO AN: If anyone besides supergirl wants me to email them when I update this story, please send me a review with your email in the review, or email me at: Lizam224@aol.com. (Queequeg304@aol.com doesn't work anymore). I also LOVE to chat about things, so feel free to IM me at Lizam224, or Alison224. Thanks!!! Enjoy the story and please review!!!!!! :) ~Liz~
Buffy, the Pregnant Slayer
Chapter 2: Baby Jesus?
After she had bid her lover goodbye, Buffy got up to run the day's errands. The first place she went, was to the Magic Box to visit Anya.
"A customer, Giles, I'll get it." Anya raced to the front counter to greet her new "customer." "Hello Buffy, did you come here to buy something? Not that it matters since you're a friend. How are you by the way?" Buffy smiled at her newer best friend. Ever since Willow had left with Tara to live in New York, Buffy and Anya had really connected and gotten to know each other. Buffy realized that Anya really was trying her best to be a human, but it was extremely hard for someone who had been a demon all their life.
"Well, actually no I'm not here to buy something and I'm fine thank you. How are you?" Anya shook her head.
"I'm bloated, constipated, and fat. Other than that, I'm just peachy." Anya gave Buffy a sweet smile.
"Anya, I have to ask, what's it like to be pregnant? I mean, I would have asked my mom, but..." Buffy choked and couldn't finish. Her mom had died little over a month ago and Buffy still wasn't totally over it.
"There, there, it's okay Buffy." Anya patted her friend's back comfortingly. It had taken much time and practice, but after awhile, she had almost totally mastered the art of being human.
"Thank you Anya." Buffy said smiling and sniffling a little. "Well, I mean what is it like?"
"Oh Buffy, it's the most wonderful thing there is. I never in my entire thousand years of existence thought I would ever be bringing a new life into this world. I was a vengeance demon for so long and I put so many curses on men when I was a midwife to pregnant women I always wondered what it would be like. Now I get to experience it and it's awful, and I wouldn't change it for the world."
"How did you know or find out you were pregnant? Like how could you tell other than the fact that you were gaining a little weight and all?"
"Well," Anya thought for a moment, "I wasn't feeling well in the mornings, and sometimes I'd feel achy for no reason. and I started getting stomach pains and morning sickness a lot. Then the weight came and I was pretty sure, so I had a pregnancy test taken at the doctors and I found out I was gonna have a baby. Why did you want to know? Buffy, you're not pregnant are you?" Anya shouted smiling like a kid in a candy shop. Buffy had to slap her hand over the older woman's mouth so Giles wouldn't hear her.
"Shh," Buffy laughed, "be quiet. No, I'm not, I mean I don't think so. I don't know. I'm kind of worried what if I am?" Anya answered quickly,
"Then our children could play together and be the best of friends, and maybe someday get married. Oh, Buffy it would be wonderful we could trade parenting tips just like on the t.v.!" Buffy smiled at Anya's enthusiasm.
"But how could I be, I mean Spike can't have kids and I haven't slept with anyone else. Maybe it's a false pregnancy; maybe I have the symptoms wrong and it's just nothing. But Anya, what if it isn't, what if I'm going to be brining a new life into this world?"
"Maybe you'll be like the mother of the baby born on Christmas," Anya exclaimed seriously. "Even if that's not the case, you will be a great mom and your child will end up perfect and wonderful just like you. Oh you'll do a great job! So, go take your test and call me immediately after you get the results. Oh, and I recommend taking it more than once, those things can be inaccurate. Take it like three times. Oh, I'm so excited this will be fantastic." As soon as Anya finished, Buffy started for the door. "And don't forget to tell Spike!" Anya cried out as Buffy rushed hurriedly out of the Magic Box.
"What was that all about? Don't forget to tell Spike what?" Giles asked his best and only employee, having not heard the conversation, just witnessing Buffy's rather rushed visit.
"Oh, nothing, just that he shouldn't take walks in the middle of the afternoon." Was all Anya told the man who had become a sort of father to her in her short time as a mortal. Giles looked at her strangely, but just turned around and continued taking inventory. Contrary to popular belief, she could keep some secrets.
TBC Did y'all like the chapter?? We'll find out about Buffy and her predicament in the next chapter so hang on. Please review!! ttyl :) ~Liz/Sprite~
Quick AN: Much of this story and details are my own addition, so if they don't coincide with what really happened on Buffy, it's using my authorly imagination. Also, if you want to email me, PLEASE SEND IT TO: Lizam224@aol.com NOT Queequeg304@aol.com
DEDICATION: Shippy, thank you soo much for sending me an email about this fic. I really love getting emails (and reviews lol). I'm glad you like my story so far lol. Please keep reading and reviewing, things are gonna get interesting soon lol. PS I hope I have enough humor to be your kinda writer lol. bye :)
SHOUT OUTS!!
Hanna: Thank you, I'm glad you like it so far. Don't worry you'll know soon enough what's gonna happen.
Spuffylover4ever556: Cool name lol. Again thank you, and as you can see I'm updating now. Keep reading.
Leanne8582: Thank you for the tip! I didn't even realize the AN's might be distracting. That was very helpful, I'll have to remember that for future reference. I hope you like this chapter.
SinisterChic Heather Martin: Thank you, I'm glad you like it so far. I'll have to work on longer chapters lol. I love to keep people in suspense when possible and get reviews lol. We'll see what's gonna happen. I might just have to add in a section explaining Buffy and Spike's relationship, probably later, but thanks for the idea!
cheerios: Aww, I'm glad you like these fics. I told Shippy, that I didn't realize there were that many people who liked reading pregnant Buffy fics. I know I didn't really until I started writing this lol. Well, here's more I hope you like it. Keep reading and reviews are always nice lol ttyl :)
BunnyKat: Thanks! I like these kind of fics as well. I hope you keep reading and please review!
spikette55: I agree, lovers can be more romantic than boyfriend/girlfriend. It's going to remain PG-13, because they can hint at things, but don't totally tell everything. It's fun to write that way so I hope you keep reading!!
Irony: As you can see, I've updated again. Thanks for your review!!
Jane aka Spiffy one: Thank you soo much!!! I'm sooo gald you like it!! I hope you read this chapter and tell me what you think!
supergirl: Thanks!!! I like the start of it as well lol. I'm still trying to keep it humorous and I'm about to email you right now. Hope you like this chapter!
Migya: lol Well, all right, since you said please soo nicely, 14 times!!!! I got the hint thanks. I'm updating right now. Enjoy this chapter and please review!! I agree with you, I love reading other people's reactions as well, the good, and the bad lol. Anyway, keep reading and reviewing please!!!!! ttyl :)
To: wolf116, Anonymous, chip, 2005, Mistified, s.s., JENNA, Devil's Advocate, Spuffy, Crystal, and Amber: Thank you all sooo much for your reviews!!!!! I'm soo glad you all like it. Please oh please keep reading and reviewing!!!!!!!!
ALSO AN: If anyone besides supergirl wants me to email them when I update this story, please send me a review with your email in the review, or email me at: Lizam224@aol.com. (Queequeg304@aol.com doesn't work anymore). I also LOVE to chat about things, so feel free to IM me at Lizam224, or Alison224. Thanks!!! Enjoy the story and please review!!!!!! :) ~Liz~
Buffy, the Pregnant Slayer
Chapter 2: Baby Jesus?
After she had bid her lover goodbye, Buffy got up to run the day's errands. The first place she went, was to the Magic Box to visit Anya.
"A customer, Giles, I'll get it." Anya raced to the front counter to greet her new "customer." "Hello Buffy, did you come here to buy something? Not that it matters since you're a friend. How are you by the way?" Buffy smiled at her newer best friend. Ever since Willow had left with Tara to live in New York, Buffy and Anya had really connected and gotten to know each other. Buffy realized that Anya really was trying her best to be a human, but it was extremely hard for someone who had been a demon all their life.
"Well, actually no I'm not here to buy something and I'm fine thank you. How are you?" Anya shook her head.
"I'm bloated, constipated, and fat. Other than that, I'm just peachy." Anya gave Buffy a sweet smile.
"Anya, I have to ask, what's it like to be pregnant? I mean, I would have asked my mom, but..." Buffy choked and couldn't finish. Her mom had died little over a month ago and Buffy still wasn't totally over it.
"There, there, it's okay Buffy." Anya patted her friend's back comfortingly. It had taken much time and practice, but after awhile, she had almost totally mastered the art of being human.
"Thank you Anya." Buffy said smiling and sniffling a little. "Well, I mean what is it like?"
"Oh Buffy, it's the most wonderful thing there is. I never in my entire thousand years of existence thought I would ever be bringing a new life into this world. I was a vengeance demon for so long and I put so many curses on men when I was a midwife to pregnant women I always wondered what it would be like. Now I get to experience it and it's awful, and I wouldn't change it for the world."
"How did you know or find out you were pregnant? Like how could you tell other than the fact that you were gaining a little weight and all?"
"Well," Anya thought for a moment, "I wasn't feeling well in the mornings, and sometimes I'd feel achy for no reason. and I started getting stomach pains and morning sickness a lot. Then the weight came and I was pretty sure, so I had a pregnancy test taken at the doctors and I found out I was gonna have a baby. Why did you want to know? Buffy, you're not pregnant are you?" Anya shouted smiling like a kid in a candy shop. Buffy had to slap her hand over the older woman's mouth so Giles wouldn't hear her.
"Shh," Buffy laughed, "be quiet. No, I'm not, I mean I don't think so. I don't know. I'm kind of worried what if I am?" Anya answered quickly,
"Then our children could play together and be the best of friends, and maybe someday get married. Oh, Buffy it would be wonderful we could trade parenting tips just like on the t.v.!" Buffy smiled at Anya's enthusiasm.
"But how could I be, I mean Spike can't have kids and I haven't slept with anyone else. Maybe it's a false pregnancy; maybe I have the symptoms wrong and it's just nothing. But Anya, what if it isn't, what if I'm going to be brining a new life into this world?"
"Maybe you'll be like the mother of the baby born on Christmas," Anya exclaimed seriously. "Even if that's not the case, you will be a great mom and your child will end up perfect and wonderful just like you. Oh you'll do a great job! So, go take your test and call me immediately after you get the results. Oh, and I recommend taking it more than once, those things can be inaccurate. Take it like three times. Oh, I'm so excited this will be fantastic." As soon as Anya finished, Buffy started for the door. "And don't forget to tell Spike!" Anya cried out as Buffy rushed hurriedly out of the Magic Box.
"What was that all about? Don't forget to tell Spike what?" Giles asked his best and only employee, having not heard the conversation, just witnessing Buffy's rather rushed visit.
"Oh, nothing, just that he shouldn't take walks in the middle of the afternoon." Was all Anya told the man who had become a sort of father to her in her short time as a mortal. Giles looked at her strangely, but just turned around and continued taking inventory. Contrary to popular belief, she could keep some secrets.
TBC Did y'all like the chapter?? We'll find out about Buffy and her predicament in the next chapter so hang on. Please review!! ttyl :) ~Liz/Sprite~
