***Each part will have its own warnings, pairings, ratings, etc.***

Authors:  aomurasakiai & Captain Hauq

Categories:  shounen ai, TWT, OOC, Humor

Warnings:  Trigger-happy Heero, something unexpected that comes out of Heero's mouth...

Pairings:  Subtle 1+2/2+1  (Probably non-existent even...)

Spoilers:  None

Rating:  PG-13

Special Thanks:  To Captain Hauq, of course, for helping me write this.

Dedication:  To Presser for his birthday.

Everlasting Love [Part 01 of 08]

After showering and dressing into yet another pair of black spandex and green tank top, Heero stepped into his room to see an agitated Duo on the computer clicking away and groaning in frustration.

"Ah! This is impossible!" Duo screamed.

"What is?" Heero came up behind him.

"This stupid history assignment. I spent 3 days on it already and I'm not even done with one question!" Duo said, jabbing his finger at the screen. Heero looked over his shoulder and saw that it was a test of some kind having to do with the Pre-After Colony era.

"Who cares about who won in the US Vice-Presidential election of 2000?" sighed Duo as he collapsed on his chair.

"There *were* no Vice-Presidential elections...  Hn." Heero took the mouse from Duo and skimmed through the rest of the test. The questions were hard, yes, but not impossible.

"I'll help." Heero said when he finished.

"Really?! Thank you, Heero!" Duo turned in his chair and clung himself onto Heero.

"Hn..."

***6 hours later... Time: 3:14 AM***

"Whoo hoo, we're done! Finally!!" Duo exclaimed, stretching out his tired body. He printed out the exam and stuffed it in his backpack. Heero reached over to turn off the computer but was stopped when Duo grabbed his hand.

"What are you doing?" he asked when Duo seated himself in front of the computer again.

"Going on the internet to beat that high score in Wing Racer II: Metal Gear." he responded.

"It's late, Duo. Go to sleep. You'll burn yourself out."

"No! No sleep! Look, Heero, that god-forsaken history assignment ate up 3 days of my life that I can't refund! I haven't been online to do anything I wanted to do, so now I'm squeezing it in right now. Not to mention I still have foreign language homework."

"Do it tomorrow."

"Heh, I will." Duo said. Heero sighed.

"But my racing I do *now*." Duo double-clicked on a small icon on the computer that filled the screen with images of very expensive and very fast racers. Heero took out his gun and pointed it at Duo.

"Duo, you baka! Get some rest!"

Duo laughed. "You can't stop me!" Heero cocked his gun.

"I won't say this again. Get some sleep."

"I'm still not going to!" Duo taunted.

BANG!!

The computer in front of Duo exploded, leaving behind a smoky pile of wires and metal. Duo looked at it with amazement. Then an evil grin slowly made its way across the young American's face.

"Heh, nice shot, Heero but..." Duo grabbed Heero's nearby laptop. "It doesn't mean that I can't use your laptop!" He made a mad dash to the door.

"Duo!"

"Catch me if you can Hee-chan!" Duo called down the hall. Heero lowered his gun and calmly proceeded down the hall.

"Hey Heero, where are the games on this thing?" Heero raised his eyebrow.

Duo groaned in frustration. "800 gigaquads of memory and you don't even have Tetris on this thing?!"

"Duo, get some rest."

"No! You can't make me!" Heero raised his gun again and pointed it at Duo. Duo raised Heero's laptop in front of him as a shield and smiled.

"You wouldn't want to do that to your laptop, would you, Heero?"

"Duo! Put my laptop down right now!!" Duo gripped even harder onto the laptop. Heero knew that there was no way to get the laptop away from Duo now. He needed... more drastic measures. But what? Heero looked back at Duo to see him sticking out his tongue. Suddenly, Heero had an idea. Heero walked over to the table to put his gun down. He then went to the phone and dialed it. Duo cocked his head in curiosity.

"I want to talk to Relena Peacecraft." Heero said into the phone. Duo's grip loosened as his eyes widened.

"Hello, Relena? Let's get married."

TBC…

Author's Notes: This is not and WILL NOT be a 1xR...  not even a 1+R!