Chapter 2

Once again I don't own Rush Hour. Don't Sue!

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(Carter walks in, and suddenly ducks down to hide from....)

Carter: Holy Shit it Ricky?

Lee: Ricky?

Carter: Yeah! Ricky! You know the Asian shrimp dude! Come here and lets get a better look.

(Carter and Lee quickly run beside the next pillar)

Carter: Wait a minute whos that with Ricky?

Lee: Oh my gosh its. . . . . Juntao! JUNTAO!

Carter: Hey man just sit down. and shut up.

(Carter has a closer with his binoculars)

Carter: (Still lookin in the binoculars) Oh my god!! Lee there holdin your mom hostage!

Lee: My Mom!!

(Lee goes nuts and runs out of the place. He sees a ladder about 5 feet up. Not even realizing that he could he jumps to the ladder. He climbs up and is on the roof. He cannonballs through the roof and lands on Juntao. With him knocked out Ricky Tan runs. Lee runs after him and does a Kong Pow kick in the air. Hu Li then appears right next to Lee.)

Carter: Lee I'll take care of this! Hu bring it on hunnie!

Hu Li: . . . .

Carter: Hey, now im ready for your sweet and sour chicken ass.

Lee: Look out Carter!!!

(Carter turns around)

Carter: what the. . . .?