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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ever wonder what the DBZ gang thinks of the vocabulary those crappy directors give them?! Well here is your chance to find out what the one character with the worst vocabulary in the whole series thinks! MWAHAHAHA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Krillin's Phone Call
Anyone who's ever watched DBZ knows that the cast of the show has a limited vocabulary, and we also know it's not their fault! They have no choice with someone else choosing what they do and do not say. But today, one character of the show we've known since Dragon Ball, and I might add with the worst vocabulary given to him, is about to make a stand and pay the Assistant Director of Dragon Ball Z a little phone call giving him a piece of his mind!
Krillin picked up the phone, dialing the phone number to Jerry, the Asst. Director to the show he worked at to give him his opinion on his whole vocabulary they have chosen to give him. As the phone rang, only twice I should add, Krillin became impatient and anxious, breaking into an intense sweat, millions of thoughts going through his head. He didn't know how the conversation would go, but he was going to stand up for himself once and for all and make a stand to this whole fiasco, he hoped.
After the fourth ring someone picked up "Hello, this is Jerry, the Assistant Director of DBZ, I'm not here at the moment, but if you leave your name, and why the hell you want to talk to me, I just might let you be lucky enough to receive a phone call back from me!" this recording of Jerry's answering machine played in 4 other languages for no apparent reason until Krillin finally heard the beep allowing him to begin his message, finally. He was going to take a stand even if it was to an answering machine! And if he doesn't get a call back he'll storm into the Director's office and let him know what he thinks in person! But he hopes he just gets his message answered instead of doing that..
*BEEP* and Krillin began his message: "Hi ya, Jerry, this Krillin. Listen, could you lay off the 'mondo cool' stuff for a while, please? I mean, I think you're a great writer, I do, I love you! God knows I love the writing, but, the 'mondo cool' stuff, is not mondo cool. Aww, I'm just kiddin ya, I love it! Put some more in! how about, mondo terrific? Mondo explicit! I'M GOING MONDO NUTS! Mondo Kamehameha! I'm MONDO sick of MONDO COOL! I swear to God, Jerry, if I have to say 'mondo cool' one more time, I'm going to go fucking mondo crazy on your ass for the way you wrote me out and my crappy lines and 'mondo cool' this, and 'mondo cool' that, and, you know what Jerry, you can shove Mondo Cool, up your mondo fat ass! How about that for a few suggestions? I try being nice, I do, but all it does is gets me ignored, because "I'm just a human" and I'm a 'weakling' well you know what Jerry, I may be a human, but I have a wife that can kick your ass! So lay off the 'mondo cool' stuff FOREVER!" *BEEP*
Krillin was panting, sweat poured from his forehead and hands and he lost grip on the phone and it fell to the floor. He had to do it. He had to get it out. Now everyone would of known what he had thought of 'mondo cool', too bad he hung up once he got the answering machine.
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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ::gasp!:: why did Krillin hang up instead of leaving a message?! And why did he yell all that into the phone for nothing!? I don't know! ::passes out from all the excitement:: Ah I had to get my funny side out for a little exercise. I hope you all liked even though it's not that long! I hope you thought some part of it was a little funny. O_o Ah review, please. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ever wonder what the DBZ gang thinks of the vocabulary those crappy directors give them?! Well here is your chance to find out what the one character with the worst vocabulary in the whole series thinks! MWAHAHAHA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Krillin's Phone Call
Anyone who's ever watched DBZ knows that the cast of the show has a limited vocabulary, and we also know it's not their fault! They have no choice with someone else choosing what they do and do not say. But today, one character of the show we've known since Dragon Ball, and I might add with the worst vocabulary given to him, is about to make a stand and pay the Assistant Director of Dragon Ball Z a little phone call giving him a piece of his mind!
Krillin picked up the phone, dialing the phone number to Jerry, the Asst. Director to the show he worked at to give him his opinion on his whole vocabulary they have chosen to give him. As the phone rang, only twice I should add, Krillin became impatient and anxious, breaking into an intense sweat, millions of thoughts going through his head. He didn't know how the conversation would go, but he was going to stand up for himself once and for all and make a stand to this whole fiasco, he hoped.
After the fourth ring someone picked up "Hello, this is Jerry, the Assistant Director of DBZ, I'm not here at the moment, but if you leave your name, and why the hell you want to talk to me, I just might let you be lucky enough to receive a phone call back from me!" this recording of Jerry's answering machine played in 4 other languages for no apparent reason until Krillin finally heard the beep allowing him to begin his message, finally. He was going to take a stand even if it was to an answering machine! And if he doesn't get a call back he'll storm into the Director's office and let him know what he thinks in person! But he hopes he just gets his message answered instead of doing that..
*BEEP* and Krillin began his message: "Hi ya, Jerry, this Krillin. Listen, could you lay off the 'mondo cool' stuff for a while, please? I mean, I think you're a great writer, I do, I love you! God knows I love the writing, but, the 'mondo cool' stuff, is not mondo cool. Aww, I'm just kiddin ya, I love it! Put some more in! how about, mondo terrific? Mondo explicit! I'M GOING MONDO NUTS! Mondo Kamehameha! I'm MONDO sick of MONDO COOL! I swear to God, Jerry, if I have to say 'mondo cool' one more time, I'm going to go fucking mondo crazy on your ass for the way you wrote me out and my crappy lines and 'mondo cool' this, and 'mondo cool' that, and, you know what Jerry, you can shove Mondo Cool, up your mondo fat ass! How about that for a few suggestions? I try being nice, I do, but all it does is gets me ignored, because "I'm just a human" and I'm a 'weakling' well you know what Jerry, I may be a human, but I have a wife that can kick your ass! So lay off the 'mondo cool' stuff FOREVER!" *BEEP*
Krillin was panting, sweat poured from his forehead and hands and he lost grip on the phone and it fell to the floor. He had to do it. He had to get it out. Now everyone would of known what he had thought of 'mondo cool', too bad he hung up once he got the answering machine.
E n D
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ::gasp!:: why did Krillin hang up instead of leaving a message?! And why did he yell all that into the phone for nothing!? I don't know! ::passes out from all the excitement:: Ah I had to get my funny side out for a little exercise. I hope you all liked even though it's not that long! I hope you thought some part of it was a little funny. O_o Ah review, please. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
