***Each part will have its own warnings, pairings, ratings, etc.***


Authors:  aomurasakiai & Captain Hauq

Category:  shounen ai, TWT, OOC, Humor

Warnings:  Sailor Moon type things, Relena-bashing (Relena-fans won't like this...  but it's all for the purposes of humor.)

Pairings:  Implied 1+2/2+1, 3+4/4+3, R+1

Spoilers:  None

Rating:  PG-13

Special Thanks:  To Captain Hauq, of course, for helping me write this.

Dedication:  To Presser for his birthday.



Everlasting Love [Part 05 of 08]



"Can it be? A woman.. stronger than... Nataku?" The young Chinese boy then took out a well concealed box of tissue and began to wail for his ruined Gundam.

Duo sighed. "Well, if the entire Chang family couldn't knock out Relena....."

"Trowa and Quatre are coming." Heero stated.

Duo scoffed. "Oh yeah, what are they going to do? I mean face it Hee-chan. You, me *and* Wu-man combined can't even beat that... that..... thing!" Duo pointed at the small white figure as he settled back into his cockpit in disgust.

"Hn." Just then, Heavyarms and Sandrock were spotted heading straight to Heero and Duo.

"Duo! Heero!" Quatre's concerned voice came through the comm link. "I was watching Sailor Moon when I got your call. I wanted to finish the episode, but I thought about it and I realized that your health and preserved state of mind was more important that watching the 312th episode of a series that I have entirely on tape! But anyways, are you guys alright?"

"Does it *look* like we're alright?! We're here, embedded on the moon for the past hour and Wu-man is down there, crying his eyes out!"

"What do you want us to do?" asked Trowa.

"Well, you COULD get us off of the lunar surface before the oxygen tanks run out or something!"

In 30 minutes, Duo and Heero were in a transport, watching their gundams being taken out of the moon.

Wing Zero, being a difficult Gundam to destroy, was mostly intact. Deathscythe, however, was a different story. Its scythe would need to be replaced and many of the parts would need to be melted down and rearranged.

Duo and Heero landed on Earth. They were about to get off the transport... but thinking that they were a bit safer within it than out there with "her", they decided against it. Quatre landed next on Sandrock and hopped out to help Wufei (who was in the process of making a funeral for his family. [1]) get into the transport. Finally, Trowa landed.

"Alright Trowa, old buddy. Good Luck!" Duo sighed. 'All the luck in the world might not help him...' he thought with sympathy.

Trowa turned around, spotting Relena a good distance away, crying... again.... He jumped into the air and did his famous trademark flip and landed in front of Relena. She fell over due to the impact.

"Who are you this time?" Relena asked looking up.

Trowa ignored her and cocked 4 barrel loads of ammo.

"Trowa!" called Quatre.

"Yes?"

"Aren't you forgetting to do something?"

Trowa sweatdropped. "Are you sure this is a good time?"

"If you don't, you're sleeping outside tonight."

"Ugh… Out of all things..."

He took careful aim and fired.

A single red rose flew out of Heavyarm's guns.

~~~Back at the transport~~~

Duo stared at the lone flower heading towards Relena. "What's up with that?"

"Oh, he's so romantic..." Quatre said. "All he needs to do now is wear the mask." [2]

Duo decided not to ask.

"Does the rose serve a purpose?" asked Heero.

"It's made of gundanium 37 and it can pierce through normal gundanium armor that's three feet thick." smiled Quatre.

"Hn."

~~~Back on the battlefield~~~

The rose flew through the air and attempted impale Relena's neck.

Flesh and Metal met, and guess which won.....


Flesh, of course.....


"Oh, how lovely! Heero sent me a rose! How kind of him!" Relena wept with happiness.

Instantaneously, hundreds of missiles and a spray of bullets erupted from Heavyarm's launchers and guns. The very force of the bullets threw Relena into the air. A blossom of fire erupted from her placid figure as the missiles found their target, but yet Trowa kept firing. This went on for about 20 minutes.

~~~Back at the transport~~~

"Oh, Trowa. Look Duo, he shoots just like the way he makes love. He never stops."

Heero and Duo exchanged glances before returning to watch Trowa.

"Um.. Quatre, you do know that we've launched nuclear missles towards Relena before, ne?"

"They...... didn't hurt her?"

"No," answered Heero. "It appears that we've found something new that we can start constructing gundams out of."

"Then why is Trowa out there, throwing his life on the line?" Quatre said, tears brimming.

"Well, I thought that with Tro-man's *endless* supply of ammo, he *might* do some damage at least." Duo retorted.

Just then, exceptionally large missiles flew out of Trowa's left arm, and the resulting shockwave forced Heavyarms to take a step back.


Trowa's "endless supply of ammo"... ran out...


"OH MY GOD! TROWWAAA!!!!!" Quatre knocked Heero and Duo to the floor and down the transport towards the entrance to his gundam.

~~~Back on the battlefield~~~

Trowa began to shake due to the nonstop firing he did.

"There... no more..." he said in relief.

Then... oh you know this already... the smoke cleared and...........

Relena stood there, with bullet marks all over her dress.

"This was suppose to be for MY WEDDING WITH HEERO!!!!!!!!!!"

Trowa ignored the screeching of the shrew, and assessed the situation. He had nothing else to hurt her with, and even if he did they wouldn't have as large of an explosion as the 4 A-69 missles he just launched. For him, there was only one option left. A button on Heavyarms main control panel.

"Heavyarms, initiate... self-destruction." [3]



TBC…
Author's Notes:
[1] You guys remember his swords, right? Father, Mother, and now the wife.....
[2] Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon... if you haven't figured that out...
[3] My... now *who* does that sound like?