Author's Note: Oh darn!! I knew I forgot something…I was like, "Something doesn't sound right about 'dada'" well, now I realize my mistake. Well, from this chapter on, I'm gonna use the term "ada". Thanks for reminding me. Also, I don't think this counts as a parody…isn't a parody more like, say "Bored of the Rings"? My story is just humor, and not AU or OOC…I mean, we never learned how the elflings acted when they were little kids, and it's not out of character considering they're all toddlers. (now if it was grown Legolas looking for the potty—that would be AU OOC, and pretty scary!!) But maybe I will warn people…
WARNING: DON'T READ THIS STORY IF YOU CAN'T STAND TODDLER ELVES RUNNING AMOK!!
Okey dokey.
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Under the cover of night, (it actually wasn't that dark, as most of the elves in Mirkwood are quite frightened of the dark, hence all the night lights that can be found in every hallway…), the elflings, dressed in pajamas that blended into the darkness (actually, Legoas was wearing a CareBear PJ, Elladan and Elrohir were wearing Smurf PJ, and Arwen was wearing a Power Ranger PJ) walked down the hall, oh so quietly with a flashlight in hand.
"Here's my ada's room…you guys stay out here, and when you hear him wake up, call for Elrond, okay?"
"Okay." The twins replied.
"If you get time-out, can I have your blue Power Ranger action figure?" Arwen asked.
"Hopefully, it won't come to that." Legolas said dramatically, as Arwen hugged him good bye.
Legolas snuck in with the nimbleness and stealth of a hippo. As he tripped over his left foot, his ada woke up and rubbed his eyes.
"Legolas?" he yawned. "Why in the world are—"
"I forgot which way the potty was…" Legolas answered, oh-so-innocently.
Arwen, hearing the phrase, began shrieking, "ADA!! ADA!!" and soon the twins joined. A (confusing) moment later, Elrond arrived, looking very tired.
"What is it?" he asked.
"Look! Look! Mr. Legolas's Ada is awake!" Arwen said. Meanwhile, Legolas and his father were talking.
"What do you mean you lost your way to the potty?" Thranduil shouted. "It's in the same room as your bed!"
"Oh, so that's where I misplaced it…" Legolas said. But he knew Elrond was on the way, and would see his Ada awake…
"Thranduil!" Elrond said, entering. Yes! Legolas thought. It's working! "What's your son doing here?" Elrond said.
Uh oh. That wasn't part of the plan…
A moment later, Legolas was led out by the elf parents, kicking, screaming. This was NOT the way things were supposed to go. Thranduil was supposed to get time out—not him!
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"So what's you're next 'brilliant' plan?" Arwen mumbled, sitting in the baby pen, angrily. In the time-out pen.
"Okay…so I made a little miscalutron…it'll be better next time…" Legolas mumbled.
"First of all, it's miscalculation, and second it was not a miscalculation!! It was just a bad plan!!" Arwen said.
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Next chapter: Legolas tries to come up with another "plan". He will be king. He will.
