Okay. last time I forgot to mention people who joined me to write the first of these highly amusing stories. Firstly Bex, what would we do without you sweetie? And your very own Shadowz, writer of many Buffy and Redwall fics. It wouldn't be half as dirty with out you either!!!! Now on with Chapter two.

Chapter 2

At this point Ron sat up and looked over. "Ahoy Hoy!" He said, before turning green running to the bathroom. Everyone looked after him. "He's pregnant AGAIN?!" Malfoy asked. Hermione sat up, "Yeah, fifth time this month!" There was a pause. "Right" Snape said "back to the issue in hand! Who will it be Potter?" Malfoy whispered gently into Harry's ear "You know I pleased you more than he ever did." Harry looked over to Hermione for advice but, finding her giving head to Hagrid, turned to Malfoy. "Bloody hell Harry," Ron shouted from the bathroom, where he had his head stuck down the U bend, "will you hurry up?!!"
Harry began to think very carefully (yes I know that there's a first time for everything). Snape scooted over to Harry's other side. "Come on Potter," he hissed "choose a REAL man" McGonagall and Dumbledore walked over at this point, both wearing red satin pyjamas. McGonagall's lipstick was smudged and Dumbledore's beard was "ruffled". Everyone was watching them. 'A good time to escape' thought Harry, but he was wrong. "Well - Harry - Potter?" Dumbledore asked in that incredibly annoying slow way of his. Harry swore loudly. "I choose."
**Eastenders Theme Tune**

Join us later to see just how many people do end up bonking each other, so
for now, Have fun and safe sex.
lol
Revenge xxxxxxxxx

*Slaps head* argh!! Disclaimers!! Cmon, everyone knows that we didn't create these highly sex mad characters, If we did do you really think I'd be sitting in the corner of my crypt hunched up over my ancient computer?
As if!