The Female Exterminator

boomerang-chan: I've been delaying Spider's Web, Part Two because, well, I don't have the whole idea of part two in my head fully formed yet. *everyone falls* Ranko: Then why did you even do a part one and two?! boomerang-chan: Something very important happens! *steals a glance at a notebook filled with chicken scratch* Ranko: How can you understand that?! boomerang-chan: I dunno. Maybe I should ask a certain rooster-head to read it for me. Sano: Hey!

Disclaimer: *Pulls out some coins from a jar* Hmm, mostly pennies. Nope. Inuyasha is definitely not mine. And the rooste-I mean Sano from Rurouni Kenshin is not mine either.

Chapter Five

KAWAII!!!!

It was a warm Saturday morning and Sango was already up by the time their 'alarm clock' went off.

"HELLOOOO! YOU BUM-HEADS! WAKE U--" Ranko never got to finish her morning racket as Sango swung the door open.

"Mornin' Ranko.Kagome." Sango murmured, looking at Ranko with Kagome next to her.

"Is Miroku up yet?" Kagome asked. As if on cue his voice drifted over, followed by him tying his hair in its usual little ponytail. (How cute!!)

"Well hello ladies."

Sango moved off to the side slightly for certain precautions. "We're going to the mall today! Wanna come?" Ranko chimed.

"All right. I've never been to the mall yet." Answered Sango.

"I'll go to. You three need a man to protect you." Miroku said. Kagome, Ranko, and Sango rolled their eyes.

"We're the ones who need protection from you." Sango said, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"That's why we brought Inuyasha." Kagome said. Inuyasha came out from behind her so that he was in view of the door.

"Kagome, did I have to come?" he grumbled. Kagome shot him a glare in response and he turned away, pouting.

"Sister, who are they?" asked a voice behind Miroku and Sango. Sango let Kohaku come forward to introduce him. Her words were about to fall from the tip of her tongue, but she was interrupted.

"KAWAII!!!!!!!!" Kagome squealed with Ranko, who was the loudest of the both of them.

"He's so cute!" Ranko raved, pinching one of his cheeks and pulling that it turned red. Kagome giggled and ruffled his hair.

"This is Kohaku, my younger brother." Sango introduced. She looked at Kohaku who was trying to free his face from Ranko's fingers. "Want to come with us to the mall?"

Kohaku smiled. "Okay." Sango smiled back. She had noticed a great change ever since Kohaku arrived two nights ago. He seemed brighter and more color had gradually returned to his skin. He ate heartily and soon wasn't so skinny.

'Maybe that's why he was at the hospital. He was depressed because there was no one to see him. . .And was very sick because of that.' Sango had thought to herself.

She snapped out of her thoughts when she saw slight movement heading towards her. Looking up, she glared at Miroku and swatted his hand away.

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After Sango, Miroku, and Kohaku had changed, they came out of the building and followed Inuyasha to his car. It looked like it had been in a few accidents. One of the front lights was shattered and there was a large dent on the drivers side and one on the bumper.

Inuyasha sat in the drivers seat and waited as they argued for a few minutes.

"I'll sit in the back with Sango." Kagome said.

"I'll sit with you too then." Offered Miroku. Ranko snorted and shoved him in the passenger's seat next to Inuyasha and she squished herself next to Kagome, pulling Kohaku in with her. That settled, Inuyasha drove off.

No one said anything as the hanyou sped through the streets, rushing through yellow lights on the brink of turning red and screeching through sharp turns.

"How about Miroku drives next time." Sango whispered to Kagome. Kagome laughed nervously. "Yeah, good idea."

When they arrived at the mall all of them, quickly stumbled out of the car.

The girls immediately started walking around going to stores of clothes, CDs, and other objects that interests girls. Miroku waited outside by a fountain with Kohaku who looked around the place shyly. Inuyasha had left, rolling his amber eyes and muttering about 'crazy girls' before leaving to the food court, most probably looking for ramen.

Ranko had come out from the dressing rooms, showing off bright red pants. Sango and Kagome grinned and exchanged glances, trying not to laugh.

"KAWAII!!!!!!!" The three girls blinked at the loud scream. Sango and Kagome ran out, Ranko calling out protests to wait for her as she changed back.

A crowd of girls were bunched up by the fountain. Miroku's head stood out, Kohaku nervously glancing at all the squealing girls.

"Who is this kawaii little boy, Miroku?'

"Is he your brother?"

The swarm continued to chatter and Sango shoved her way through. "Kohaku!"

"S-Sango!" Kohaku called back, voice waving with unease. He reached out to her and Sango pulled him away from Miroku who had begun to shamelessly flirt with some of the girls. Many obviously knew him and pushed him away.

Sango glared daggers at the girls and they scampered away. Everyone noticed how mad Sango was and decided to leave the mall. After finding Inuyasha who was yelling at a cheap Chinese fast food joint for not having ramen, they dragged him away and they drove off.

They all agreed they needed somewhere quieter to go and Miroku suggested the park.

The park no longer had the yellow police tape around it, but there was a lot of trees destroyed, as well as the playground and the sidewalks were cracked. There was no one there except them because most were still afraid to visit because of the spider demon infestation.

Sango started off in one direction with Kohaku, walking around the winding sidewalk. Inuyasha was walking off into the trees with Miroku talking to him about something. Kagome and Ranko followed.

"Sango. . ." Kohaku began unsurely.

"Yes, Kohaku? You can tell me anything."

"Well, at the hospital. . .there was this girl that always visited me. She told me she wandered around the hospital when she was bored. I talked to her a lot and we're really good friends now. I think it was her company that kept me from getting really sick. She always seemed lonely, though she looked happy all the time. I really want to see her again."

"Well why don't we visit the hospital where you were supposed to be transferred. I'm sure she would be there and you could. . ." Sango stopped talking and Kohaku looked at her.

"Sango, what is it?"

But Sango did not answer. Her eyes followed something that shined in the beams of the sunlight. It was like a strand of silver hair, that one piece of.

"Spider silk."

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Bwahahahhaha! I leave you here! I'll update Tuesday probably. I have lotsa trouble updating on the weekend and Monday. My parents are always bugging me to do stuff and on the weekend and my mom doesn't work on Mondays and we usually go somewhere. Sorry I didn't update yesterday. I just didn't feel up to it. Yay! Only about 20 more minutes until Yuyu Hakusho! And after. . .RURUONI KENSHIN! They should show Inuyasha on Fridays, the dumbheads!

Reviews:

Little-Sango-Chan: Well, I updated!!! It's OK you're so unaware!! Woohoo!! Sango and Miroku are so awesome! You know that episode where they were fighting that fake water god? I like the part where Miroku's about to give Sango mouth-to-mouth but then she woke up. That was sooo cute! ^_^

Kitai Matsuru: You get contacts?! That's so cool! My mom said I can't get any until next year. *glares* I hated that too when Kenshin was gonna fight Saitoh. I was so mad at Aoshi yesterday because he killed Misao's grandpa, Okina, right?! How could he be so cruel?!?!?!?! I so wanted to Ryu Tsui Sen him but its kinda hard if you're using a pencil.-__-

Kaylana: HUH? I only understood baka and hentai, so I sorta understand.sorta not.Boomerang-chan is such an idiot.o__O

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boomerang-chan: Y'know on the Microsoft word how they have that tip of the day thing? Today's tip of the day was 'You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors.' Really you think?! Ranko: Wanna hear a quote I made up? boomerang-chan: What? Ranko: If life gives you lemons go to the freeway and throw them at the cars. If fanfic writers write lemons, admit you're a pervert like the rest of us and read them. boomerang-chan: OK.-_-;

Spider's Web 2 is coming up next chapter. I had a strange thought of making Ranko liking Kouga. Should I? Ranko: He is kinda cute.He looks like a bum! What is with her and bums?!

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