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Hello! My name is Azabeth and this is my first fanfiction! My Elvish name is Enelya Telrunya, and Tara is NOT modelled on me. If I was like her, I would be happy happy happy!

Anyway, this is my first fanfiction, and it is a little slash (with a few implied rude bits, but mainly adventure.

I am hoping getting the first chapter up will get me to put up the rest eventually, but who can tell?

PS: This fanfiction has MAJOR spoilers for the Earthsea Quartet, The Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Artemis Fowl, His Dark Materials, Stravaganza, and possibly many, many more!

PPS: I know at least the first five chapters and I know exactly what will happen in the end (no clues!) but I will take a while putting the chapters up unfortunately, so please review and then I might get my butt in gear and get another chapter up.

Anyway, on with the show!