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Chibi Bakura and Chibi Erika quarreling about who gets to host.

Chibi Bakura: I wanna do it!

Chibi Erika: To bad! I wanna do it!

Kyoté Moon tied up on the floor: Here's a thought. Why don't you just untie Uncle

Kyoté Moon and I'll do it.

Both: Nah!

Yami: Well, it doesn't really matter anyway. We're 17 lines into the story.

Chibi Bakura: Oh. I wanna cookie!

Both: Cookie!

Kyoté Moon: I can get you a cookie. Just untie me.

Chibi Erika: Never mind. Let's just have these tacos.

Kyoté Moon: Oh, crap.

(AN: Because I am insane, certain foods will change Bakura and Erika's body structure.

Ramen noodles and fried duck make them Chibi, raw sheep makes them normal and

tacos make them fuse together!)

The two eat the tacos and become Chibi Barika!

Chibi Barika: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kyoté Moon: Oh, crap. Now were doomed.

Suddenly, Yami Bakura comes into the apartment.

Yami Bakura: Holy crap! What the hell happened here?

Chibi Barika: You said a bad word! I'm telling!

Yami: Yes, come tell uncle Yami and untie him.

Chibi Barika: NO!

Yami Bakura: I settle this. "grabs Chibi Barika and makes them drink a bottle of some

liquid, then they return to normal"

Erika: Whoo, that was close.

Kyoté Moon: Yes. You must be tired. Now lets just tie you up and send you back to your

own world, demon spawn!!!

Dark: Harker, you fool. I will never fall, and if I do, I shall return.

Kyoté Moon: Yes, good for you. Now will somebody untie me!

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Bakura: Sorry!

Man: Watch it! Stupid kids don't know how to drive!

Bakura: He couldn't be more right. This is so hard.

John: It's ok, Bakura. Just don't crash. You're not insured

Bakura: Thanks, that's really reassuring.

John: Just helping you out. Remember, we need you to help us close all of these

wormholes all over the town.

They to pulled up to the school, and many faces stared in amazement that Bakura could

get such a cool car. One of those faces was Erika's.

Erika: Whoa, Bakura! When did you get a car?

John: //Birthday present from your father//

Bakura: Um, and early present from my father. He's off on another excavation.

Erika: Oh, neat. It's your birthday? Happy birthday!

Bakura: Thanks, oh by the way. This is John. He's new here too.

John: Pleasure to meet you.

John and Erika shook hands, and when this happened, Dark realized that the Creator was

here and would be following them much more closely.

Dark: //So, it was you.//

Creator: //You will not get away with harming this girl and for everything else you have

done. I will destroy you.//

Erika: It's nice to meet you too, John. I'll see you guys later. Bye!

Erika ran off towards her class, while Dark began to ponder how to deal with this threat.

John: She, um, seems nice.

Bakura: Yes, although the resemblance kind of scares me a little. You think we might be

related?

John: I don't know, but we should probably get to class.

Bakura: Sure. Do you need help finding you locker.

John: That's ok, I know where it is.

The two walked over to John's locker. Then, as John was taking out his History book,

Yami Bakura slammed the locker shut.

Yami Bakura: Alright, you're going to tell me what's going on right now.

John: Patience, Akifa. All you need to know is that an enemy of mine has escaped into

this world and a few of his friends followed him. Now, you are going to help me send

them back and close the doors they came through.

Yami Bakura: So, how do we find one of these doors?

John: Don't worry. One will pop up soon enough.

Suddenly, a boy runs screaming out of the Men's lav. A strange flaming creature is

chasing him and throwing fire balls.

John: Ooh, a challenge.

Yami Bakura: You know what that thing is?

John: They are called Claybos. They are kind of like golems , made from clay and

brought to life. Except these creatures are fused with an added element. This is Fire.

Fire: Wheee! This is fun! What? It's you, the Creator.

Yami Bakura: What?

John: Never mind. Just cover your ears.

Yami Bakura did this as John pointed his hand at the water fountain, which then caused it

to erupt and put out Fire.

Fire: No, I'm melting! MELTING!!!!!!

John: Be right back. "runs into the lav"

Yami Bakura is standing there as everyone is staring at him. Then the toilet flushes.

John: Well, that's fixed.

Yami Bakura: You closed the portal?

John: Yep, now to just erase everyone's minds. "does so"

Bakura: What happened?

John: I closed a portal.

Bakura: What? I missed the first one? Ohh.

John: Don't worry, Bakura. There will be many more where that came from.

The Basement

Dark: So, you saw it happen?

Boy: Yes, master. He is truly the one.

Dark: I already knew that, you idiot. Now, I want you to get me the ring.

Boy: The ring? But why? You said you were to great for the rings power.

Dark: Not the power, lackey. The soul within it. Now, why are you still here? Get it!

Boy: Yes, master. I will obey you. I will get the ring. You will take the power.

Dark: Yes, that does sound about right. Now go!

The boy headed up the stairs up to the first floor where he would take the ring and he

would share in the ultimate power in the universe...

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Kyoté Moon: Oooh, a cliffy! Who is this mysterious boy working for Dark? Will Erika

every be able to have an honest conversation with Bakura?

Yami: You know after working with you for 16 chapters, I've realized you talk too much.

Kyoté Moon: Well, you're not locked in a closet enough. "locks Yami in a closet"

Yami: No, NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

Bakura: "sweatdrops" He's awfully depressed tonight.

Kyoté Moon: Shouldn't you be studying?

Bakura: Why?

Kyoté Moon: Because you're having a test in Chapter 7.

Bakura: What?! "begins to study"

Kyoté Moon: well, I guess that's it.

Boy in background: Not so fast!

Kyoté Moon: Whoa! Oh, it's Malik.

Malik: What do you mean, "oh, it's Malik." I'm a person too!

Kyoté Moon: Good for you. Please R&R!

Malik: No, not just good for you! I have a voice! A VOICE!!!