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Kyoté Moon: Hello, all. I'm Kyoté Moon.

Bakura: I'm Bakura

Malik: I'm neglected.

Yami: And I'm still locked in a closet! Let me out!

Kyoté Moon: No.

Yami: Why?

Kyoté Moon: You're still in time out. You know you aren't supposed to feed Bakura

strange foods unless I tell you.

Yami: You weren't even here! You were chasing after some girl.

Kyoté Moon: I was chasing after Dark so I could send him back to his dimension.

Yami: Same dif.

Bakura: So where is Erika, anyway?

Kyoté Moon: Why would you like to know Bakura? Oh wait, I know. I can read your

mind. I know how you feel.

Bakura: Why would you do that? How would you like it if I read your mind?

Kyoté Moon: I would tie you up and put you in the closet with Yami!

Yami chanting: MU-TI-NY! MU-TI-NY!

Dark: I think that would be the best for all of us.

Kyoté Moon: Are the goats still crying, Clarice?

Dark: Wouldn't you like to know. I'm ordering some sushi.

Bakura: Ooh, get me some fried duck and ramen noodles, too.

Dark: Hmf, foolish Bakura. I know what it does to you. I'll order some too!

Kyoté Moon: No you don't. "snatches phone away from Dark"

Dark: Hey!

Malik: Am I ever going to get to do something?

Kyoté Moon: Maybe. I'll tell you if you tie Dark down.

Malik: Ok. "ties don Dark"

Dark: Fools, you cannot restrain me! I am the ultimate evil!

Malik: Now, what am I going to do?

Kyoté Moon: You just did something. That was it?

Malik: WHAT?! "goes insane and pushes me and himself out of the window"

Bakura realizes that he is alone with Dark.

Dark: Little Ryou, come here. I want to show you something.

Yami Bakura: I may be psychotic but I'm not stupid. "walks off to peel Malik and Kyoté

Moon pancakes off of the street"

Yami: Is anyone still there?

Dark: Oh, great. I'm alone with a pharaoh who is locked in a closet. Say...

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The late bell rang for the last time, and as usual, Joey was late for class.

Joey: Again? No fair!

Mr. Bigelsworth: Too bad. Now take your seat.

Joey grunted and walked over to his seat.

Bakura seemed very nervous, knowing anyone of those portals could open up at any time.

John told him mentally to stop worrying and to pay attention, as Mr. Bigelsworth's

lecture will be on the test.

Bakura glanced over at Erika, who was paying no attention at all to the lesson. She was

staring out the window, an evil grin across her face.

Dark: // Now, the moment is right. These fools will fall to my power and Akifa will be

mine. Be released, Dark Bats! //

Suddenly, hundreds of bats flooded the classroom and hallways. They were everywhere,

screaming and attacking the students.

John: Freeze!

All of the students and bats froze except Bakura and John.

John: And that, is what it looks like when a portal is opened.

Bakura: How did it happen?

John: I heard chanting somewhere, but now, lets just get rid of these bats. Use the ring.

Bakura: Oh, yeah. "uses the power of the ring and starts destroying the bats"

Dark: // Hmm, you are good, Creator. Too bad you aren't good enough. //

Suddenly, all of the bats unfroze and attacked Bakura, trying to rip the ring from his

neck.

John: Bakura! No! Go, Chompollo!

A small, blue creature with very large incisors appeared.

Chompollo: Ek-ek?

John: Chompollo, create a cloud and capture all of the bats.

Chompollo: Ek-ek, bats. "creates a large cloud that sucks up the bats and disappears.

John: Thank you, noble Chompollo. You can get up now, Bakura. They are gone.

Bakura: That's a relief. But how will we fix this? Those bats were everywhere and

everyone saw them.

John: That's why it's handy to be the ruler of an alternate universe. Gonie, cheiro!

From John's hand came a ray of light, and no one remembered what happened.

John: Now, when a creature appears, no one will notice.

Bakura: That's good.

John: Unfreeze!

The class unfroze, but the next bell rang.

Mr. Bigelsworth: Oh, um, class dismissed.

Bakura: Why didn't time stop, too?

John: Hey, no ones that good.

Bakura: I guess not.

John walked out of the room, but Erika notioned Bakura over.

Erika: Hi, Bakura. Um, well this is kind of hard to say. I wanted to tell you this without

John here.

Bakura: Ok, what is it?

Erika: Well, Bakura, I would like to know, if you would like to, um, like go out for coffee

or something sometime.

Bakura: Um, sure I guess. How about tonight?

Erika: Sure, that would be great, just one thing, though.

Bakura: What's that?

Erika: Could you not tell John about this. I think he may kind of like me and he might get

jealous if he saw you with me.

Bakura: All right. I'll see you at lunch, then. Bye!

Erika: Until then, Bakura.

Dark: //You did very good, my slave. Now go to your next class. I will have Akifa today,

and nothing will stop me. Not even the Creator himself.

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Kyoté Moon: "reels in a Malik pancake" That's what you get for pushing someone who

can fly out of a window and then fall out yourself.

Malik: Why do I have a sudden urge to drink maple syrup?

Dark: Can someone untie me now?

Bakura: No. Not until you promise to stop stalking me.

Dark: I promise.

Bakura: That's better. "unties Dark, who then tackles him and tries to rip the ring off of

his neck, but is pulled of by many Slobberwacks"

Dark: Please, just let me order my sushi!

Kyoté Moon: No, you get capybara burgers.

Dark: Ooh, neat! "eats all of them" Hey, these are good. What's in them?

Kyoté Moon: Capybara.

Dark: What's a capybara?

Kyoté Moon: The largest member of the rodent family that lives in South America.

Dark: "stops eating, stares at burger, then resumes eating"

Kyoté Moon: Maybe I should have tried the scorpion salad.

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