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Kyoté Moon, Yami, Duke and Kaiba are tied up on the floor while Bakura and Erika's

chibis run around the room.

Kaiba: Ok, someone explain to me why Bakura changed into a creepy little thing when I

gave him some Chinese food?

Kyoté Moon: Long story. You had better hope they don't find any tacos.

Duke: Whoops. I had Mexican and some of it is around here somewhere.

Kyoté Moon: Ok. Stay calm. Do not alarm the Chibis. They can sense our fear. Slowly

get up and walk towards the kitchen.

The four stood up, still bound, and tiptoed to the kitchen.

Chibi Bakura: "sniffing" I smell fear.

Chibi Erika: There! Those four. Let's eat them.

Chibi Bakura: Yay!

Suddenly, Malik breaks through the door.

Malik: "gasping for air" I finally escaped from New York! Ha ha ha! What the?

Chibi Bakura: Ooooo. Funny man. Let's eat him first!

Chibi Erika: Ok.

Avezinzi: Not so fast, Chibi!

Chibi Erika: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! A really tall person from New York!

Chibi: Too many people! "falls over asleep"

The other four made it to the kitchen and freed themselves, but are just watching this.

Avezinzi: You know, you four could be helping!

Kyoté Moon: Hmm, fight a two crazed Chibis, or eat tacos.

Duke: I've gotta go with the tacos.

Yami: I agree.

Chibi Erika: MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Whoops.

Kaiba: Run!

Kyoté Moon: Not so fast. Go, Kuriboh!

Kuriboh: Hmmm.

Chibi Erika: Creepy teddy bear.

Kyoté Moon: It's not a teddy bear.

Dark comes though the door, sees the destruction that has happened, and heads to his

secret bar hidden inside the wall.

Kyoté Moon: Hey, Dark! A little help!

Dark: Jeez! I'm gone for a day and the whole place falls apart. What ever. B???Å!

The apartment shakes, and all returns to normal.

Yami: How'd you do that?

Dark: When you've been alive as long as I have, you tend to learn a trick or two.

Erika: Yet you were destroyed by the Swords of Revealing Light?

Dark: I was not destroyed! The ring of light momentarily blinded me!

Kyoté Moon: Speaking of rings, a reviewer asked how we would get the Ring out of the

Slobberwack. I knew that Erika was going to lure Bakura away to get the Ring, so I

replaced it one made of sugar. The Slobberwack ate it and it dissolved in his stomach.

Bakura had the real Ring.

Bakura: Um, actually, I spilt some water on it and it kind of, melted.

Kyoté Moon: So you had the Ring of sugar?

Bakura: Uh-oh.

Slobberwack: Please, please kill me now! I hurts! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: (who has taken over the Slobberwack) Now, nothing can stop me from

taking over the universe! Wait! I'm 3 feet tall! Nooo!

Kyoté Moon: Bakura, get me a stomach pump.

Yami Bakurawack: Hmm? What for?

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The Creator and the other Slobberwacks rushed over to Erika's body.

Slobberwack #1: She's still breathing.

Creator: Of course she's still breathing. She wasn't killed.

Slobberwack #2: Then what happened?

Creator: The Swords of Revealing Light caused Dark's spirit to try to escape, but it

couldn't and he was atomized.

Slobberwack #1: So our mission was a success?

Creator: Not quite. Dark may be gone, but his minions still prowl this world. We will

have to track them all down and destroy them.

As the Creator was talking, Erika came to.

Erika: What? What's going on?

Everyone was stunned as Erika was looking right at the Slobberwacks true form,

something she wasn't supposed to see.

Creator: Um, hello Erika. Have a good sleep?

Erika: So he was right.

Creator: What?

Erika: Dark told me that you really were the Slobberwack's master, but I didn't believe

him. What happened to him?

Creator: I guess there's no use in hiding it now. I am the master of the Slobberwacks, and

Dark has been destroyed.

Erika: He has? Oh, thank you so much! "hugs the Creator"

Creator: Um, your welcome.

Erika: Oh my gosh! Bakura!

Creator: Oh! You're right! Hurry! We have to find him.

The Creator, Erika and the Slobberwacks ran back to the bench where Bakura was. A

Slobberwack was guarding him, but Yami and Teà were there as well.

Yami: So, John, or perhaps I should call you Creator, tell me what has happened to

Bakura. What is this creature that stands before me and what was the beast within the

mind of that girl?

Creator: I believe I have some explaining to do. You see, the monster you saw was called

Dark. Dark was an ancient demon who escaped from my world to take over this world.

He took over Erika's body to try to take the Ring from Bakura, but I still don't know

why. I was able to destroy him, but Bakura still hasn't awoken from his trance.

Yami: Wait, he's coming to.

All Slobberwacks: Become a pigeon!

All do so just as Bakura comes to.

Erika: Bakura! Are you ok? What do you remember?

Bakura: Remember? I don't remember anything. I hit my head as I was leaving the

coffeehouse and now I'm here.

John: So that's all that you remember?

Bakura: Yes. Why? What happened?

Erika: Nothing. Just as long as your are alright.

Bakura: Hmm? Where's the Ring?

John: You, uh, forgot it at home.

Bakura: Ok. I'm sorry that our date was interrupted, Erika. I hope I can make it up.

Erika: Don't worry. You will be able to. //Especially that I don't have a 5000 year old

demon inside of my head.//

Bakura: Come on. I'll give you a ride home.

Erika: Thanks. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Everyone: Bye!

Later, at Bakura's house.

Bakura walks in though the door, noticing that no one else is home. Good. He stumbled

around, trying to find the Ring, but it was no where in sight. Then, he heard something up

stairs.

Bakura: That can't be good.

He walked up the stairs and saw someone was also looking around upstairs, also for the

Ring.

Bakura: You there! Show yourself!

He stopped looking and turned to face Bakura. He was dressed in black and his face

could not be seen.

Thief: (in a lisp) So, you are the Bakura? Yes. Master is looking for you, the Bakura. He

wantses your Ring, yes. He wantses your soul!

Bakura: "chuckles" Foolish, mortal. If we are both in seeking the Ring, than we are doing

half the work we could be doing. I have a new job for you, my slave.

Thief: Master? Is that you, Master? Has you come to save poor old me?

Bakura: No. I want you to track down the Creator, or Jonathan as he is called. Kill him.

Thief: And than you frees me?

Bakura: Perhaps later. Now go.

Thief: Yes master.

He leapt from the window and ran out of sight.

Bakura: Now that I have this form, nothing will stop me from claiming the Ring. Nothing!

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Bakura: What! You put him in my body now! How many people do you have to hurt?

Erika: 2

Kyoté Moon: Don't worry, Bakura. It's not permanent.

Bakura: It had better not be. Hey, I've got an idea. Lets put all of our money in a pile and

split it! That'll be fun!

Kaiba: Um, no.

Dark: Fine then. I will take!

Yami: Too bad. Mirror Force! You are destroyed.

Dark: What? No!!!!!!!!

Kyoté Moon: And to think I've spent years trying to destroy him and you use one card and

he's dead. That's not fair.

Yami: Unfair, but original.

Bakura: Speaking of original, I'm hosting a contest!

Kyoté Moon: What? You?

Bakura: Yes? Whoever can come up with the most creative and effective way to destroy

Dark gets this life-size plushie of me, delivered by me!

Erika: Where did you get I a giant plushie of yourself?

Bakura: "stares at plushie" You know, I have no clue.

Erika: So, send your entry forms to:

Ryou Bakura, at 123 Fake St. Computer # 817518471, Maine 04103

Kaiba: Maine?

Bakura: I'm visiting. The fall colors are very lovely this time of year.

Kyoté Moon: That's the problem. To many animated tourists.

Bakura: Remember, type your request on and 8 ½" by 11" review card with the exact

address above in letter format or you will not receive the plushie.

Kyoté Moon: "very quickly" Offer not valid to actors/actresses on Yu-gi- oh!, any

Slobberwacks or associates and Martha Stuart.

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