Disclaimer: I still don't own Lizzie McGuire or any other characters, happy now!

It's 3rd period and I'm in English class, (A/N: I really don't know what periods Lizzie McGuire has, and frankly, I don't care) and instead of doing my assignment, I'm writing down my to do list.

Kill Kate for pure enjoyment

Get that stupid retard, Ethan, to watch me kill Kate

Find out who Gordo is, and how he could possibly be my friend

And last but certainly not least,

Make up with that one chick that cries a lot and thinks that I really care

Gordo: umm, hi Lizzie, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for overreacting earlier today.

Me: who the he- oh, it's you.

Gordo: what's that supposed to mean?

Me: you know what it means…Gordo. Ewww (shudders) just the thought of that name makes me quiver with fear.

Gordo: wha- qui- fear? What in the fu-

Lizzie: uh, uh, uh, remember, we are on a TVG rated TV show on the Disney channel, mind you, watch your language, Gordo.  

Gordo: never mind, Lizzie. God! You know that you're sick in the head, don't you?

Me: oh, don't you throw me excuses, mister!

Gordo: excuses?! What! Is this even in the script? Aww, man, I gotta get outa here!

Gordo walks away in total disgust when Kate comes up to me.

Kate: well, well, well. I see we're having a little family feud here, aren't we?

Me: family feud? Gordo and I aren't related! (Thank God!)

Kate: that's not what he told me last night.

Me: What!!! Are you making sense at all?! What are you talking about!

Kate: don't act innocent with me, Lizzie McGuire! I know you stole my man!

Me: man?! What man?!

Ethan Craft walks in all macho and gives me a wink. Gross!

Me: who, that loser?!

Kate: loser! (Scoffs) don't you be callin my man a loser!

Me: sorry.

Kate: fine! Just don't take Ethan away from me.

Me: whatever, you can have him!

Ethan: wait, I'm not just some prize to be won! (A/N: that's from the movie Aladdin)

Me: yes you are! Now sit down and eat yo' cheese!

To Be Continued

A/N: Okay, guys that was the next chapter thingie, hope you like it. So anywayz, r/r so I'll know if anyone's reading this and if I should keep writing. Well, laterz!