Disclaimer: I Don't Own Yugioh

Kyoté Moon: "yawns" Oh, what year is it?

Bakura: (making pancakes) It's still 2002 for two more months.

Kyoté Moon: Then where was I?

Bakura: I don't know, but they've been outside the door since you were gone.

Outside is a mob of people, waiting for me to write another chapter.

Kyoté Moon: Whoops. Guess I was gone longer than I thought.

Bakura: You sure were. While you were gone I tore up the loft while looking for the Ring and ate 17 live roosters.

Kyoté Moon: (surprised) What?

Bakura: I said I found a penny while I was cleaning.

Kyoté Moon: Oh, ok. Anyway, I got three reviews for how to destroy Dark. The first was from Angel Reaper, who said poisoned arrows with a crossbow, Avezini who suggested the Dark-Piercing Light Card, and an anonymous entry that said to let him live, and it was in your handwriting, Bakura.

Bakura: "eating his pancakes" Well, nowadays everybody's always forging everyone's signatures and handwriting.

Kyoté Moon: I guess. Ok, could we get Dark out here?

Kaiba: We don't know where he is.

Kyoté Moon: What do you mean? Where's Erika?

Dark: Erika will not help you, fool. I have taken Bakura now!

Kyoté Moon: Whoa. You think I would have seen that coming.

Dark: Try what you wish! I will not crush me like I will crush you!

Kyoté Moon: Ok, let's try Avezini's method. Dark-Piercing Light!

A bright light flashes everywhere, but Dark is not destroyed as he is not totally evil because he is in Bakura's body.

Dark: Ha! That was like a mosquito bite!

Kyoté Moon: Ok, then. "takes crossbow and poisoned arrows and aims at Dark"

Erika: Wait! You can't fire that at him! I know Dark and that would only kill Bakura.

Dark: Ha! Looks like you're out of methods.

Kyoté Moon: Not quite. I summon the God of Cheese!

"Dark becomes a block of cheese"

Dark: Cheese? What good will that do?

Kyoté Moon: Plenty to destroy you. "whistles"

Thousands of rats come out of the hole in the floor and begin to devour Dark.

Dark: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! So many rats!!!!!!!

Erika: What good did that do? Bakura's still dead.

Kyoté Moon: Not quite.

Bakura, as a ghost, floats up from the pile of cheese crumbs.

Bakura: You will pay for that! No more Mr. Friendly Ghost! Change of Heart!

Bakura takes over the rats who then devour Kyoté Moon.

Kyoté Moon, now a ghost too: Oh, now it's on, Baku boy!

"begin to fight while Erika and Kaiba watch from behind with giant sweatdrops"

Kaiba: Lunch?

Erika: Sure.

Both slowly walk away, still staring at the fighting ghosts.

Kyoté Moon: Did she just leave with Kaiba?

Bakura: I think she did. Hey, who wins the plushie anyway?

Kyoté Moon: Don't know. Neither entry destroyed Dark. Guess it's a tie.

Bakura: But who gets it?

Malik: I can solve this. "takes the plushie and rips it in half"

Kyoté Moon: What did you do that for?

Malik: Now they can both have it.

Avezini and Angel Reaper come up to Malik who has destroyed their beloved plushie.

Malik: Oh, hello.

Both give the evil eye to Malik and crack their knuckles.

Malik: Um, hey look! It's the real Bakura!

Both turn their heads as Malik runs through a door, which is actually a window.

Malik: Oh, crap! Not agaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

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The Next Day At School

Bakura closed the door of his car and slowly walked up to the school. There was a look of happiness on his face, but not the kind of happiness that happens when you open a Christmas present or see an old friend for the first time in a while, it was the look that he had done something terrible, but was proud of it. It was the face of Dark.

Erika: Hey, Bakura! How are you doing?

Dark: // "growls" I forgot how annoying she was. A good thing that she won't have much to talk about very soon. //

Bakura: Hello, Erika. How are you?

Erika: I've been feeling great since Dark was removed from me. I feel so much more energetic than ever!

Dark: "under his breath" Really, I hadn't noticed.

Erika: What was that?

Bakura: I said I really notice. I had better be going. I don't want to be late for Science.

Erika: Yeah, the Bigler will really bring it down on you if you're late.

(AN: The Bigler is another name for Mr. Bigelsworth)

Bakura: Right. See you later.

Erika: Bye! "runs off"

Dark: Yes, see you later, you sniveling moronic human. "chuckles" Oh, Dark. I've got to

start writing these things down.

Yugi: Writing what things down?

Dark jumped when he heard Yugi behind him and barely had time to change back.

Bakura: Oh, Yugi. I didn't see you there.

Yugi: Sorry if I startled you. Have you seen John? I have something for him.

Bakura: Oh really? What is it?

Yugi: I don't know. He just said to hold it for me.

Bakura: Ok, I'll hold it and I'll give it to him when I see him.

Yugi: Oh, ok. "gives Bakura the parcel. It's a strange circular object wrapped in cloth.

Bakura: I'll be sure to give it to him

Yugi: Thanks. I'll see you later. "runs off"

Dark: Hmm, could it be? "unwraps the package to find the Millennium Ring"

Dark: Ah, yes. My long search is finally over. The Ring is...

John: Oh, there you are Bakura. Is that the Ring?

Dark: //Damn.//

Bakura: Yes, it is. Yugi asked me to give it to you. But I'll hold it for a while anyway.

John: Oh, that's ok. I can take it for a while longer.

Bakura: Listen, John. It's my Ring and I'm going to keep it!

There was a brief silence, which Bakura.

Bakura: I'm sorry, John. I don't know what came over me.

John: That's ok, Bakura. The Slobberwacks talk back a lot too.

Bakura: I wouldn't have thought that. It's ok. You can hold the Ring.

As John took it, he felt as if Bakura was tugging on it, trying to get it back. He finally ripped it from Bakura's hands.

John: I'll see you later, Bakura! "walks off"

Bakura: Bye! You ungrateful cheapskate! The Ring was almost mine! "looks around and sees everyone is staring at him."

Dark: Um, I'm late for class. Gotta go. "runs off" // "growls" It was almost mine. I felt it's power surging through me. The Creator will pay especially for this, but especially Bakura, the traitor. If he thought Akifa abused him, he has never met the darkness. //

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Kyoté Moon: Sorry if that was kinda short, but I'm pressed for time.

Malik: Please, don't say pressed.

Avezinzi: Oh, poor Malik.

Angel Reaper: Shouldn't have jumped out the window.

Avezinzi: Don't worry, poor Malik. You're never going to leave my sight again.

Malik: "begins sobbing"

Kyoté Moon: Ok, then. See y'all next time.

Please R&R